I was criticized on a dating reality show, but I retaliated and became an internet sensation.

The camera suddenly pans to the kitchen.

Gu Yanzheng came out of the kitchen, carrying two plates in his hands.

He seemed to notice the sudden silence in the living room, glanced around, and finally fixed his gaze on Shu Zi's face:

"What's wrong?"

Shu Zi blinked at him, smiling innocently:

"Director Liu asked you, are we dating?"

Gu Yan held the plate without wobbling, and his steps didn't stop.

He walked to the dining table, put down the plate, then straightened up and looked at Director Liu:

"Yes, we're in talks."

[Aaaaaaah! Official announcement on the live stream! The celebrities themselves have confirmed it! My favorite ship is real! It's real!!!]

[Gu Yan, you're a real man! You admitted it right away! No hesitation whatsoever!]

[Shuzi, what did you just say? "Roommate"? Come on, look your "roommate" in the eye and say it again.]

[Gu Yan: No more pretense, let's lay our cards on the table, we're talking.]

[Director Liu: I originally thought I'd have to ask eight hundred questions, but I hit the nail on the head, which saved me a lot of trouble.]

[Cameraman, don't let your hands shake! Keep your steady! This is a historic moment!]

[Aaaaaaaah! I screamed so hard my mom thought I was slaughtering a pig!]

[I declare today my day of rebirth! My favorite couple has finally gotten together!]

[The production team deserves a bonus today! This surprise attack was totally worth it!]

[Where's the Civil Affairs Bureau? Is the Civil Affairs Bureau there? I need to process two certificates here immediately!]

[I'll put 50 million into Sister Han's account!]

【Then I'll put one hundred million in Shen Yihuai's account!】

The living room fell silent instantly.

Shu Zi clicked her tongue: "Why won't you let me pretend a little longer? My roommate's persona hasn't been established yet."

Gu Yan chuckled helplessly, "Then I take back what I just said. Let's start over."

He turned to the camera, "We're roommates."

Then he looked at Shuzi and asked, "Girlfriend, are you satisfied now?"

Shu Zi & Director Liu: "..."

Director Liu was internally screaming: Do they think he's invisible? He doesn't seem to be deaf!

He tried to keep his expression steady, but the fire of gossip burned brightly in his eyes. He pressed his advantage and asked another question:

"Well...may I ask when you two got together?"

Gu Yan looked at Shu Zi: "Baby, can I tell you?"

Shu Zi met his gaze and remained silent for two seconds.

If he really told the truth, the incident where Comrade Shu was blacklisted by his entire family would probably be brought up again and retaliated against.

Forget it, I should save face for my dad.

She looked away, smiled at Director Liu, and uttered three words: "Guess for yourself."

Director Liu's expression froze on his face, and the corner of his mouth twitched violently: "…………"

Gu Yan said, "Come and have breakfast."

Director Liu waved his hand weakly and said, "Go on, go on, do whatever you need to do, just pretend I don't exist."

Director Liu: I suspect they're playing me, but I have no proof.

[Baby? Baby! He called her baby!!! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead]

[Gu Yan, is your tone trying to kill me?]

[We Are Roommates, Girlfriend, Are You Satisfied?]

So when exactly did they get together? Is there anyone in the know who can reveal this?

Director Liu, please ask again! Don't give up!

[Director Liu: I'm giving up. Goodbye.]

[Shuzi: I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you, I'm not~telling~you~]

[Hahahaha, Director Liu experienced the biggest ups and downs of his life today!]

Shu Zi walked to the dining table and sat down, and Gu Yan sat down next to her.

The two of them ate breakfast as if no one else was around, chatting casually.

As Director Liu watched the two go back and forth, he felt like a 1,000-watt light bulb, blindingly bright.

He silently picked up his glass of water, took a sip, and then winked at the cameraman.

Keep shooting, keep shooting, shoot as many times as you can!

The cameraman understood immediately, and steadily zoomed in to capture every detail.

After finishing her breakfast, Shuzi wiped her hands and got up to get the cat food.

She squatted in front of the cat bowl, pouring food into it while muttering:

"Gaga, eat less. Beng Beng, stop hiding. Cui Cui, come here."

Three kittens circled around her feet, their tails held high.

After Gu Yan finished clearing the table, he walked behind her without saying a word. He just stood there, looking down at her profile as she squatted on the ground talking to the cat, his eyes filled with a smile, as if he couldn't get enough of looking at her.

Director Liu sat on the sofa, looked to his left, then to his right, and silently shrank further into the corner.

He now feels more than just a 1,000-watt light bulb; he feels like an extra piece of furniture.

He turned to look at the cameraman beside him, who was also looking at him. The two exchanged a knowing glance.

This job is absolutely inhuman.

The comments section was filled with laughter, with messages scrolling so fast that the naked eye couldn't keep up.

[kswl,kswl The scene of these two sitting together is so beautiful!]

What does Gu Yan's smile mean? Huh? What does it mean? It's just watching his wife feed the cat, why are you smiling so indulgently!

[Shu Zi feeds the cat, Gu Yan watches Shu Zi, I watch Gu Yan—a perfect closed loop]

[Director Liu: I should be under the car, not here]

This morning was so beautiful... I declare this to be the most heartwarming scene from a variety show I've seen all year.

[I took a screenshot of Gu Yan's gaze and set it as my wallpaper. I declare it my spiritual nourishment for the year.]

[Director Liu, if you think it's unnecessary, you can give me the live broadcast rights, I'll film it, I don't mind having too much!]

[Help! I can't stand Gu Yan's gaze anymore. Is this what they call "only having eyes for you"?]

[Shuzi looks so cute and adorable squatting on the ground feeding the cat, I want to marry her too]

[Gu Yan: Why don't you give it a try?]

[Comments: Protect our Zizi! President Gu has drawn his sword!]

Meanwhile, on the other side, a surprise attack was being broadcast live.

"Sit down, sit down, don't be shy, let's eat and take pictures at the same time!"

Su Yanhuan warmly greeted the crew and cameramen. The red oil in the pot was bubbling, and the aroma was so strong it hit the top of your head.

The staff member quickly waved his hand:

"No need, no need, Teacher Su, this is inappropriate and does not comply with the regulations. You can just eat yours."

Su Yanhuan looked unconvinced:

"What rules or regulations? Director Liu isn't here. It's just a matter of heaven, earth, you, and me knowing. We won't say a word after we eat, so it's the same as if we never ate it, right?"

"Besides, Director Liu is busy; he doesn't have time to watch the live stream."

The staff member's lips twitched, and he was momentarily speechless.

Su Yanhuan then said:

"I was planning to sneak out a hot pot meal at home by myself, but you guys pulled a surprise attack."

"My manager must have seen it. Since we're already exposed, we might as well all eat together!"

The staff and cameramen looked at each other in bewilderment, and finally gave in under Su Yanhuan's enthusiastic gaze.

The cameraman set up the equipment, making sure the lens could capture the entire hot pot, and then carefully sat down.

The staff member reluctantly took a seat, muttering to himself:

"Teacher Su, this is really against the rules..."