I was criticized on a dating reality show, but I retaliated and became an internet sensation.

Su Yanhuan had already deftly placed a slice of fatty beef into each of their bowls:

"Eat! Rules are rules, but people are flexible. Besides, I wasn't angry when you guys came to ambush me first thing in the morning, so what's wrong with having hot pot?"

The staff member looked down at the glistening slice of fatty beef in the bowl, swallowed hard, and finally gave up struggling.

Su Yanhuan smiled with satisfaction: "That's right! You can't let your stomach suffer, no matter who else suffers."

The three of them enjoyed their meal immensely.

Halfway through the meal, the staff suddenly remembered their important task and quickly went through the formalities:

"Um... Ms. Su, is there anything you'd like to say to the audience about the show's return to air?"

Su Yanhuan thought for a moment, picked up a piece of tripe, swished it three times in the red oil, dipped it in the sauce, and stuffed it into her mouth.

Then, with a satisfied squint, he gave the camera a thumbs-up:

"Family, listen to me, having hot pot for breakfast is the ultimate secret to life!"

Staff member: "..."

Is that correct?

Su Yanhuan suddenly exclaimed, "Hey, hey, hey, your area is getting old!"

The staff member was taken aback: "Huh?" He looked down, quickly picked it up, and put it in his mouth.

Never mind, let's eat first.

[No, Huanhuan, are you here to record a show or to do a mukbang?]

So, next door, Gu Yanshu is having a cozy breakfast, Shen Yihuai and Han Jingxue are having a sweet interaction, and Su Yanhuan is... having hot pot with tripe?

[Hahaha, Huanhuan, that's enough! Hot pot with chili oil first thing in the morning, is your stomach made of iron?!]

[It only took the staff one second to go from "This is inappropriate" to "It's actually delicious"]

[Su Yanhuan: A surprise attack? No way! We're already here, let's have hot pot together.]

If Director Liu saw this live broadcast, his blood pressure would spike to 180, and it wouldn't come down for at least three days.

I've already ordered tripe and a hot pot base; it'll be ready tomorrow morning!

[The staff member kept saying it wasn't suitable, but their chopsticks never stopped moving, hahaha]

[You guys should be secretly happy because of Huanhuan. Jiang Yunyou's staff next door are still being punished by standing in front of his house. No one answers the doorbell, and no one answers the phone. They're starting to question their existence.]

At Jiang Yunyou's doorstep.

The staff member standing in front of the door had evolved from "proud and arrogant" to "a wilted eggplant".

They had been standing there for a full half hour, ringing the doorbell five times and making six phone calls, but they hadn't heard anything except their own breathing.

He looked up at the house number again, checking it seven or eight times to make sure he really, really, really hadn't gone to the wrong place.

Then, on the sixth ring of the doorbell, I pressed my ear to the door and held my breath.

He could hear his own heartbeat.

The staff member slowly straightened up and turned to look at the cameraman.

The cameraman was also looking at him.

The two looked at each other in silence, a faint sense of despair filling the air.

"Is he... not even home?" The staff member's voice trembled slightly.

The cameraman shook his head heavily, indicating that he didn't know either.

They waited another five minutes, but Jiang Yunyou still had vanished without a trace.

The staff member finally gave up. He took a deep breath and forced a smile that looked more like a grimace at the camera.

"It seems that Teacher Jiang might be...outside. Let's come back another time."

As soon as he finished speaking, footsteps sounded behind him, accompanied by a familiar voice:

"Hey? What are you doing in front of my house?"

The staff member turned around abruptly.

Jiang Yunyou, dressed in sportswear with a towel draped around his neck and a bag of breakfast in his hand, looked at them with a puzzled expression.

The staff member glanced at the steamed bun in his hand, then at his face, and his lips trembled slightly.

"Teacher Jiang...you...you went to buy breakfast?"

Jiang Yunyou glanced at the steamed bun in his hand, then at the two people standing at the door, and blinked.

"Ah...right, I went for a morning run and bought breakfast on the way. I also watched the old men in the neighborhood play chess for a while."

The staff member took a deep breath: "Why didn't you answer your phone?"

Jiang Yunyou took out his phone, glanced at it, and scratched his head:

"Sorry, my phone was on silent. I haven't checked it since I bought breakfast."

He paused, finally realizing something was wrong, "What are you doing...?"

The staff member's eyes welled up with tears, and her voice carried a mix of grievance and heartache:

"Teacher Jiang, we're from the 'For Your Heart' program team, we're doing a surprise filming today..."

Jiang Yunyou paused for a moment, looked down at the steamed bun in his hand, then looked up at them, his expression sincere:

"So... have you eaten? I bought six steamed buns, that's enough to share."

The staff and the cameraman fell silent.

【Hahahahahahahaha×100086】

[A surprise attack? Not a chance. Jiang Yunyou: I can even spare you two steamed buns.]

[Morning run + buying breakfast + watching old men play chess, Youbao, what kind of retirement cadre health regimen is this?]

[Program crew vs. neighborhood grandpa in chess game, grandpa wins]

[Cameraman: I stood there carrying the camera for half an hour, and in the end, all I got was two steamed buns.]

[Su Yanhuan is having hot pot next door, while Jiang Yunyou is distributing steamed buns over here. How can this not be considered a kind of tacit understanding? (doge)]

The most miserable raiding team in history has been born, bar none. At least Huanhuan's team got in and even got a hot pot meal, while this team stood at the door for half an hour and ended up getting two steamed buns.

Hahaha, there's no harm without comparison!

[I suggest the production team book in advance for next surprise visit, otherwise they might have a mental breakdown (hands clasped together)]

[Best of the Day: Surprise attack failed, but 2 steamed buns were obtained]

Jiang Yunyou finally opened the door, and the staff and cameramen finally stepped into his home.

After entering, he poured water for the two of them and then actually placed the six steamed buns on the table, inviting them to eat together.

"Please sit down, please sit down, don't be shy, the steamed buns are still warm."

The staff member's lips twitched: "Teacher Jiang, we didn't come here to eat steamed buns..."

"How can you have the energy to record a show if you don't eat your fill?"

Jiang Yunyou, speaking with self-righteousness, casually handed one to the cameraman as well, saying, "Here, take this."

The cameraman glanced at the camera, then at the steamed bun, silently took it with one hand, and took a bite.

The staff member gave up struggling, took the steamed bun, took a big bite, and went through the process with tears in her eyes:

"Teacher Jiang, the program has been rebroadcast. Is there anything you'd like to say?"

Jiang Yunyou chewed on his steamed bun and thought for a moment: "I wish everyone a good breakfast, a full lunch, and a light dinner."

Staff member: "..."

This show is impossible to continue.

For the rest of the time, Jiang Yunyou began to passionately recount the chess game he had played with the neighborhood that morning. He said that after an old man retired, he took over the game and almost won, just one move away.

Unfortunately, the old man used his ancestral "Flying Elephant Crossing the River" technique, and he was careless and failed to dodge.