I was criticized on a dating reality show, but I retaliated and became an internet sensation.

Han Jingxue glanced at him sideways.

Shen Yihuai remained unfazed: "The camera can't capture you."

Han Jingxue, Assistant Director, and Cinematographer: "..."

The photographer's lips twitched, inwardly screaming: "The camera's practically shoved right in your faces and you say you can't get a shot?!"

He silently zoomed in a little closer, expressing his protest through his actions.

The assistant director tried to regain the rhythm:

"Um...Ms. Shen, Ms. Han, may I ask, what are you two doing now...?"

Shen Yihuai raised an eyebrow: "As you can see."

"However, I won't go into details about personal matters."

The assistant director swallowed back the words he was about to say.

[Shen Yihuai, I hate you! Go ahead and explain! Do you think I need that little bit of traffic?!]

[Assistant Director: My mouth is already open, are you going to shove it back in???]

[Sister Han didn't refute! Not refuting means admitting it! Admitting it means admitting it! Admitting it means she's married! Being married means having kids running around! (Perfect logic)]

[Han Jie remained calm throughout, but if you look closely, you can see that the tips of her ears are red, and there's also a tiny bit of a mosquito bite below her ear.]

Sister, you saw all of this, hehehe (doge emoji) (evil laugh)

[Hahahaha, get lost, classmate counselor! I'm so happy, so incredibly happy! Both of my favorite couples have become a couple!]

My reconciliation with my ex-lovers not only got back together, but it got back together completely!

The assistant director cleared his throat and decided to change direction:

"Well...Mr. Shen, Ms. Han, could you please tell me how you address each other in private?"

Shen Yihuai glanced at Han Jingxue and curled his lips into a smile: "Wife."

Han Jingxue remained expressionless and subtly stepped on his foot under the sofa.

Shen Yihuai's smile remained unchanged, and he added, "Isn't that right, wife?"

[At this point, I hope readers will remember our domain name: 20 ...

Han Jingxue's voice rose slightly: "...Shen Yihuai!"

Shen Yihuai looked at the camera, his tone innocent: "She won't let me say it."

[Ahhhhhh, wife! He called me wife!!!]

[Shen Yihuai, say it again! Cameraman, come closer! I need to hear you clearly!]

[Han Jie's ears are red, really red! Cameraman, give us a close-up!]

[Assistant Director: I think I've uncovered something incredible]

[His last sentence, "She won't let me say it anymore," sounded a little aggrieved, hahaha]

[The assistant director is advised to stop while he's ahead; if they keep asking, Shen Yihuai might start showing off his relationship, which we can't handle.]

The comments were still scrolling wildly. After exchanging glances for the nth time, the assistant director and the cameraman made a tacit decision: Director Liu had to give them an extra roast chicken for lunch today.

He then asked a few more questions about their feelings about the show's return to broadcast, and Shen Yihuai and Han Jingxue answered them one by one, gradually restoring the normal rhythm of the interview.

Here at Yunqi Platinum Hyatt.

Shu Zi changed her clothes and went downstairs.

Downstairs, Director Liu was squatting by the sofa playing with the cat. Hearing footsteps, he looked up and said, "Good morning, Teacher Shu!"

The cameraman who was filming Gu Yan in the kitchen heard the noise and rushed out in a flash, his camera precisely locking onto Shu Zi, his speed comparable to an Olympic athlete sprinting to the finish line.

Shu Zi: "..."

She paused, then gave a standard smile and spoke gently:

"Good morning, Director Liu. I wish you good health."

Director Liu: "???"

This doesn't sound like a blessing at all.

Director Liu decided to pretend he hadn't heard: "Teacher Shu, you look great today. You seem to have had a good rest."

Shu Zi walked to the sofa and sat down, then casually scooped up Gaga, who had come closer, and pulled him into her arms:

"Yes, I slept quite well, but I was a little startled when I woke up."

Director Liu waved his hand: "It's a small problem, a small problem. It's a surprise attack, so we need a real reaction."

"...Thank you."

As they were talking, Gu Yan brought a glass of warm water from the kitchen and handed it to her.

She naturally took the cup, lowered her head, took a few sips, and then, without looking up, handed the cup back.

Gu Yan took it, drank from the spot where she had drunk, and then turned and went back to the kitchen.

The number of viewers in the live stream continues to rise, and the barrage of comments is flying by.

Director Liu has been making variety shows for so many years, he knows what people are saying in the comments without even watching.

He glanced at the cameraman and blinked: Did you get a shot?

The cameraman blinked frantically in response: Got it! Got it!

Director Liu blinked again: Well done!

Shu Zi looked up and saw the two of them exchanging glances: "Director Liu, what happened to your eyes?"

Director Liu immediately became serious: "It's okay, it's just a little dry."

Shu Zi looked at him suspiciously, then asked, "Director Liu, what's today's task?"

Director Liu shook his head: "There's no mission involved. We're doing surprise filming to capture the guests' most authentic side."

"real?"

"Really," Director Liu said without changing his expression, "but there are still a few minor issues."

Shu Zi leaned back on the sofa, stroking Gaga's fur, looking as if she had expected this:

"Alright, I knew it wouldn't be that simple. Go ahead and ask."

Director Liu sat down opposite him with a smile:

"My first question is, Ms. Shu and Ms. Gu, what is your current relationship?"

Shu Zi paused in stroking the cat, looked up at him, and said sincerely, "Roommate."

Director Liu's smile froze for a moment: "...Roommate?"

"yes."

Shu Zi nodded, her tone serious:

"My roommate and I share the master bedroom and the other bedroom. We share the living room and kitchen, and split the utilities (water, electricity, gas). It's a very harmonious modern urban co-living relationship."

[Roommate? ??? Shuzi, put your hand on your heart and say that again???]

[Do your roommates share a cup to drink water? And drink from the spot where you've already drunk from?]

That's called indirect kissing (smiles)

"Split the bill for water, electricity, and gas? Hahahaha, I don't believe you for a second!"

[Director Liu: Do I look like a fool to you?]

[Best lame joke of the year: Shu Zi and Gu Yan are roommates]

[I declare this to be the funniest joke I've heard all year.]

Director Liu's lips twitched, and he decided to change the angle: "So... what about these three cats?"

"We raised them together."

Director Liu's eyes lit up: "Raised together?"

"yes."

Shu Zi nodded, her tone frank:

"Isn't it normal for roommates to keep pets together? Many people who share an apartment keep cats together."

Director Liu fell silent.

The comments section was filled with laughter.

Director Liu: I couldn't refute it.

Indeed, there's nothing wrong with roommates raising cats together (doge emoji). Zizi's logic is impeccable.

Director Liu, give up. You won't get the answer from that.

Director Liu took a deep breath and decided to unleash his ultimate move.

He leaned back on the sofa, adopting a "go all out" stance:

"Ms. Shu, one last question: are you and Mr. Gu dating?"

Shuzi stopped petting the cat.

She looked up at the camera and remained silent for two seconds.

Then, she curved the corners of her mouth into a smile and tilted her head slightly towards the kitchen.

"Why don't you just ask him that question?"