Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

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Xu Damao became more and more frightened as he thought about it, his body trembling like a leaf, his legs kicking wildly on the ground.

"Help! Someone help me!"

"That idiot Zhu is a pervert! Why is my life so miserable, Xu Damao's life?!"

"If a guy pulled down my pants, I wouldn't be making such a fuss if it were a woman!"

"I don't like men, I like women!"

"Isn't anyone going to do something about this?! Someone please save me!"

Sha Zhu felt increasingly annoyed listening to Xu Damao's endless wailing. What was this guy yelling about? It was so annoying, just spouting useless nonsense.

Sha Zhu was completely stunned.

What did Xu Damao mean by what he just said? What did he mean by "he doesn't like men anymore, he wants to like women"?

?

Isn't this a roundabout way of calling Sha Zhu a pervert?

Does that silly Zhu like men? He likes women too, you know!

What kind of nonsense is this!

Sha Zhu couldn't wrap his head around it and couldn't understand what had gotten into Xu Damao.

He just felt that Xu Damao was really annoying!

Sha Zhu let out a roar.

"Shut up!"

"What are you yelling about? You're the one who's mentally ill!"

"I told you, stop yelling!"

In a fit of anger, Sha Zhu raised his hand and slapped someone.

"Snapped!"

It was slapped directly onto Xu Damao's buttocks.

This time, I hit him.

Sha Zhu didn't take it seriously at all.

What's the big deal about men slapping each other's butts?

completely fine!

Therefore, Sha Zhu's attitude was perfectly justified.

But Xu Damao was completely different.

The slap made the hairs on his body stand on end.

He stared at Sha Zhu as if he had seen a ghost.

At this moment, Xu Damao was completely convinced.

Sha Zhu is a complete freak.

He definitely likes men!

They even went so far as to touch Xu Damao's buttocks!

Ahhhhh!

Xu Damao's eyes were filled with fear.

"ah--"

He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Then he went completely mad.

He twisted his body desperately.

Perhaps it was the fear that unleashed his potential, but this time, Xu Damao actually managed to break free from Sha Zhu's grasp.

He was so frightened that he used both hands and scrambled forward as fast as he could.

He didn't even bother to pull up his pants.

He ran while frantically pulling up his pants.

His disheveled appearance was absolutely hilarious.

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao's behavior and felt baffled.

Why did this guy suddenly become like this?

But seeing his comical appearance, Sha Zhu couldn't help but burst into laughter.

He shouted at Xu Damao's back without any hesitation.

"Hahaha! That's hilarious! Xu Damao, you good-for-nothing, you can't even put on your pants properly, huh?!"

"You're amazing! You're a true genius!"

"Hahaha! Xu Damao, your two buttocks are as tender as tofu!"

As soon as those words were spoken...

When Xu Damao heard that Sha Zhu was still bringing up his butt, he ran even faster.

It was as if some monster was chasing him from behind.

Sha Zhu laughed even louder.

They laughed again at Xu Damao's retreating figure.

Then he turned around and went back to his own home.

The two of them parted ways just like that.

Only an hour had passed.

The two bumped into each other again at Lu Zhenxing's doorstep.

They all came for Ding Qiunan.

Twenty minutes ago, they watched Lu Zhenxing leave for work.

So the two of them tacitly understood each other.

After tidying up, he sneaked over to find Ding Qiunan.

If we didn't succeed yesterday, we're determined to get it done today.

Get that woman.

Let Lu Zhenxing wear a green hat!

No one expected it to happen at Lao Lu's doorstep.

They bumped into each other.

Sha Zhu was stunned.

"Xu Damao, what are you doing here?"

Xu Damao was also taken aback.

"Silly Zhu? What are you doing here? Don't you like that kind of thing? Don't you like men?"

Sha Zhu frowned after hearing this.

"What I like are women!"

If someone else heard this...

They wouldn't even think about it.

But Xu Damao is different.

Ever since that time Sha Zhu pulled down his pants.

He concluded that Sha Zhu was a pervert.

She likes men.

Now, upon hearing Sha Zhu say this...

He immediately understood it as...

Sha Zhu is bisexual.

Wow, they've managed to do both without neglecting either!

The way Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu at that moment.

It's very complicated.

Good guy!

That Shazhu guy is even better at playing tricks than him!

You always keep such a deep act!

Unlike Sha Zhu, who was purely driven by lust.

Xu Damao came to find Ding Qiunan.

It wasn't just to get revenge on Lu Zhenxing.

It was also because he was seething with anger.

I felt so humiliated yesterday.

This morning, Sha Zhu pulled down my pants again.

He wanted to vent it all on Ding Qiunan.

He couldn't beat Lu Zhenxing, nor could he beat Sha Zhu.

There's nothing we can do about these two people.

Can't I even beat a woman?

Xu Damao is at least a man.

What could possibly happen to him because of a woman?

He can't handle Lu Zhenxing and Sha Zhu.

Can't you even handle Ding Qiunan?

Xu Damao grinned.

So he went to Old Lu's house to find Ding Qiunan.

Anyway, Lu Zhenxing had already left for work long ago.

Now Ding Qiunan is the only one left in the house.

Haha!

Thinking about those disgusting things, Xu Damao was about to go inside.

Sha Zhu was startled.

She grabbed his clothes.

"Xu Damao, what do you want?"

"You climbed over someone's wall? Couldn't you knock before looking for Ding Qiunan?"

"When Lu Zhenxing comes back and sees you climbing over his wall, he'll be determined to have you!"

Xu Damao sneered upon hearing this.

"Heh, you idiot, Zhu, you really are a fool!"

"Lu Zhenxing isn't home, so it's just Ding Qiunan alone. Aren't we the ones in charge?"

"Once we've finished our business, Ding Qiunan, for the sake of her own reputation, definitely won't dare utter a single word!"

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he grinned smugly.

His intentions are obvious.

It was while Lu Zhenxing was out.

They targeted Ding Qiunan.

Women are concerned about their image anyway, so they don't dare to complain even if they suffer a loss.

Lu Zhenxing was completely unaware of what had happened when he returned home, having no idea that his wife had been taken advantage of.

Honestly, Xu Damao is wicked to the core.

This startled Sha Zhu so much that he was stunned.

He stared at Xu Damao with wide eyes, as if he had seen a ghost.

However, Sha Zhu wasn't exactly a saint either.

After thinking about it for a while, he swallowed Xu Damao's words.

He's been thinking about Ding Qiunan for quite some time now.

If I could taste that freshness, I'd do anything for him!

Even if it's Lu Zhenxing, I'll accept it!

So these two were a bad guy and a greedy guy.

They hit it off immediately.

They discussed climbing over Old Lu's wall together.

Just then.

A voice suddenly came from inside the room.

Soft and sweet, it sounds like Ding Qiunan.

"Is that Sha Zhu and Xu Damao? What brings you here at this hour?"

"She's taking a shower right now."

"You guys are so annoying~"

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao heard the commotion.

My brain short-circuited.

What? !

Ding Qiunan is taking a shower?!

The voice immediately echoed in their minds.

A picture pops up.

A woman who was incredibly beautiful with a curvaceous figure stripped naked.

He was rinsing himself completely naked.

The water flowed down her body.

From her slender neck, down her full chest, to her waist as thin as a willow branch.

It flows down to the lower abdomen, and finally into that deadly place.

Thinking and thinking.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Although neither of them had ever seen Ding Qiunan take a bath.

In reality, Ding Qiunan is physically fit, but she is a very proper person.

The clothes she wears on a daily basis rarely even show her arms.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao couldn't even look at the naked Ding Qiunan.

I've never even seen her entire arm.

But that doesn't stop them from having wild ideas!

God knows how long those two have been eyeing Ding Qiunan.

I don't know how many times I've thought about her in my mind.

Right now, those images are flashing through their minds.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao were perched on the wall of the Lu family's house, their minds filled with the sounds they had just heard. Coupled with Ding Qiunan's voice, which was as soft as cotton, their heads suddenly exploded.

"boom!"

My head felt like it had been hit with a club, my face turned bright red, and I held my breath for a long time without daring to breathe. Only when I couldn't hold it any longer did I exhale with a series of gasps.

It was unbearably hot; my whole body felt like it was on fire, and heat was practically seeping out of every bone.

The two grown men trembled uncontrollably, swaying from side to side as they sat on the wall, before falling down with a thud at the same time.

"Holy crap, my head's about to explode!"

"My ass!"

Sha Zhu rubbed his forehead, and Xu Damao rubbed his buttocks, grimacing as they got up from the ground. But as soon as they were on their feet, the two of them became excited again, as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

Ding Qiunan is taking a shower!

Moreover, the sound was completely different from usual; the voice was soft and seductive.

Normally, when Ding Qiunan saw them, she wouldn't even give them a smile. Chasing them away with a broom would be considered mild. She would never speak to them in a nice tone.

Not to mention using that kind of sound.

This is very unusual.

But they happen to like this kind of abnormality.

Sha Zhu rubbed his hands together, grinning from ear to ear, and turned to Xu Damao, yelling, "What's wrong with Ding Qiunan today? Why is she talking to us like that? She even specifically told us she was taking a shower? That's so weird!"

Xu Damao was so excited that he jumped up and down, rubbing his hands together like flies.

Unlike that simpleton Sha Zhu, Xu Damao was a worldly man who understood things quickly.

Slapping his thigh, Xu Damao exclaimed excitedly, "I get it! That must be it!"

Then, glancing sideways at Sha Zhu with a look of disdain, he said, "What do you know, you greenhorn? You probably haven't even held a girl's hand before, have you?"

"Tsk, you silly Zhu, what have you gotten after sucking up to Qin Huairu for so many years? Now you're sucking up to Ding Qiunan, it's probably all for nothing. Sigh, I really don't know what to say to you."

After saying that, Xu Damao covered his mouth and chuckled.

Sha Zhu was so angry his face turned green. He pointed at Xu Damao and started cursing, "Stop talking nonsense! How come I've never touched a girl's hand? I've touched not only hands, but other places too! Xu Damao, don't look down on me!"

"You bastard, are you itching for a beating? Want to taste my fists?"