Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

Chapter 155

As Sha Zhu spoke, he clenched his fists, as if he were about to rush forward and punch someone. He and Xu Damao were old sworn enemies in the Red Star Compound, and they often teased each other. Usually, if this guy mocked him, he would at most curse back and that would be the end of it; there was no need for him to fight—if he had to resort to fists every time he argued with Xu Damao, wouldn't that exhaust him?

But today is different. The reason why Sha Zhu is so angry is simply because his sore spot has been touched.

Xu Damao hit the nail on the head—that Sha Zhu really hadn't even touched a girl's hand!

He was so angry his teeth were itching!

You dare expose my weaknesses? I'll beat you to a pulp today!

When Xu Damao saw that Sha Zhu was really going to make a move, he immediately chickened out, covering his head and shouting, "No, no, no! Sha Zhu, I was wrong, okay?"

"Don't you want to know why Ding Qiunan suddenly changed?"

"If you hit me, you'll never get an answer from me for the rest of your life!"

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu frowned, withdrew his fist, and cursed in a rough voice, "You're smart to know what's good for you. I'll let you off the hook today!"

"Tell me quickly! What's going on with Ding Qiunan? Could it be that she's taken a liking to me?"

As he spoke, he stroked his chin, his face beaming with a wide smile that stretched almost to his ears. He slapped his thigh, nearly drooling.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it seems that I, Sha Zhu, am still quite handsome. In just a few days, I've already captivated Ding Qiunan."

"My charm is as strong as ever! Hahaha!"

Xu Damao finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Sha Zhu hadn't made a move. He glared at Sha Zhu through gritted teeth, silently vowing: Sha Zhu, you just wait, one day I'll make you beg for mercy on your knees and give you a good beating!

snort!

After thinking it over, he straightened his collar, glanced at Sha Zhu sideways, and looked at him as if he were an idiot.

"Falling for your idiot Zhu? Dream on! I'd rather she fell for me!"

He curled his lip and sneered, "Silly Zhu, you're too confident in yourself. You're really daydreaming."

"If you ask me, this Ding Qiunan isn't as honest as she seems on the surface. Behind the scenes... tsk tsk tsk."

Xu Damao's face showed an expression that was hard to describe but looked particularly irritating.

Sha Zhu was originally called a "daydreamer".

Still a little annoyed, her eyes lit up immediately upon hearing the rest of the story, and she quickly pressed, "Tell me! What happened?"

Sha Zhu glared at Xu Damao and asked, "What do you mean by that? That woman Ding Qiunan is actually quite easy to handle?"

The more he thought about it, the more hopeful he became, and a lewd smile spread across his face.

If what Xu Damao said is true, wouldn't he be able to get his hands on Ding Qiunan very quickly?

Then wouldn't that foolish Zhu also get to experience the taste of a woman?

Thinking of this, Sha Zhu's mouth stretched to his ears, and he chuckled foolishly.

Xu Damao stroked his chin, adopting an air of knowing what he was doing, and explained with a smile, "Let me tell you, Ding Qiunan may act like a virtuous and chaste woman, ignoring everyone, but deep down, she'd love for us men to go to her."

"Think about it, why did she deliberately raise her voice to remind us when she was taking a shower? Her voice was so soft and seductive, it was obvious she was after us!"

Xu Damao got more and more excited as he talked, slapping his thigh with a wicked grin on his face.

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up as he listened, but he still couldn't quite grasp the meaning.

He frowned and asked, "That's not right, Xu Damao. Last time I went to see Ding Qiunan, not only did she not appreciate it, she even hit me with a broom, like a fierce woman. This doesn't make sense."

Sha Zhu's face was full of curiosity as he stared at Xu Damao, waiting for an answer.

Xu Damao glanced at him sideways and shook his head in disdain: "Tsk, no wonder you, Sha Zhu, have never been with a woman. What's so hard to understand?"

He was spitting as he spoke: "Ding Qiunan didn't agree to our relationship yesterday because the timing wasn't right. She was afraid that if we went in and started making a scene, Lu Zhenxing would suddenly come home from get off work, and we'd be caught red-handed!"

"If Lu Zhenxing catches us, neither of us nor Ding Qiunan will be in good trouble. Don't you know how skilled Lu Zhenxing is?"

Speaking of "being captured"

Upon hearing those two words, Xu Damao couldn't help but shudder, a look of lingering fear appearing on his face.

Sha Zhu slapped his thigh, his eyes shining brightly: "Oh! I see! So that's the kind of person Ding Qiunan is!"

"So, does that mean we'll have a chance to try our luck with her?"

Xu Damao excitedly chimed in, "That's right! That's exactly what I mean!"

Sha Zhu asked impatiently, "Then what are we waiting for? Let's hurry into Old Lu's house! Isn't Ding Qiunan still taking a shower? She's definitely waiting for us!"

Sha Zhu was practically drooling, rubbing his hands and shouting, "Let's go in together and take a bath with Ding Qiunan!"

Xu Damao replied with a wicked grin, "Hey, what's the rush? They're inside, they can't escape."

Despite saying that, he had already taken a step and stood directly in front of the Lu family's door.

Sha Zhu glanced at it, frowned, and said, "The door's locked. What should we do? Should we have Ding Qiunan come out and open it herself?"

No sooner had the words been spoken than a voice drifted out from inside the room.

Soft and sweet, it made your bones melt. It was Ding Qiunan.

"The door isn't locked, just come in."

"But remember to close the door when you come in, I don't want anyone to see the three of us...hehe!"

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with surprise.

The two darted into the courtyard like arrows, "thud!"

The door was locked from the inside with a bang.

The movement was so fast that it seemed as if Ding Qiunan would have grown wings and flown away if she had been a step slower.

Xu Damao said smugly, "See? I guessed right, didn't I? She's even more anxious than we are!"

Sha Zhu chuckled, rubbing his hands together: "Hehe, good job, good job..."

"Lu Zhenxing, Lu Zhenxing, I'm going to sleep with your wife tonight!"

"Let's add a touch of green to your head and see if you're still so arrogant!"

Xu Damao grinned lewdly and charged towards the bathroom: "What are you dawdling for? Let's go!"

The two had only taken a few steps when Ding Qiunan's voice drifted out from the bathroom again.

Even more alluring than before, it sounded like a cat meowing.

"Hey, don't be in such a hurry... I don't like coming together in pairs, can't we come one at a time?"

"You guys discuss it first, who wants to go first?"

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao immediately began to make plans.

Who would want to share such a good thing with others? It's like food from the gods!

Ding Qiunan told them to go one by one, and the two of them couldn't be happier.

But the question is—who goes first and who goes last?

The two exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with unease.

Everyone wants to be the first to try something new; who's going to eat what others have left over?

Sha Zhu exploded first, slapped his thigh, stood up, and glared at Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu was initially smug, shaking his fist and grinning, "Xu Damao, don't try to take it from me. If you dare to fight me, my fists won't discriminate!"

"Someone like you should be behind me in line. I'm better than you, and you have to accept that!"

After saying that, he deliberately raised his fist and waved it at Xu Damao, clearly threatening him.

Sha Zhu continued, "Haha, let me taste what Ding Qiunan is like first, then I'll tell you."

"I wonder how happy Lu Zhenxing will be when he finds out!"

Laughter erupted in bursts.

Xu Damao stood to the side, his face full of gloom.

He gritted his teeth in hatred at Sha Zhu's arrogant demeanor.

Second place? Eating what Sha Zhu left over?

When has Xu Damao ever been treated like this?

But what can he do if he can't beat Sha Zhu?

The only option was to look towards the bathroom.

The sound of rushing water could be heard inside; Ding Qiunan was taking a bath.

Who is Ding Qiunan? She looks like an angel.

Such a stunning beauty was something Xu Damao had never even come close to before.

Xu Damao is a man of some stature; if he misses this opportunity, he'll regret it for the rest of his life.

As he thought about it, a fierce glint appeared in his eyes.

Fight!

"Silly Zhu, take this!"

"I'm going to go first today, you should only eat what's left!"

"Don't think I'm really afraid of you, kid. Take this!"

Xu Damao, as if he had gone mad, roared and pounced forward, his fist smashing directly into Sha Zhu's face.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Three punches, fast and ruthless.

Sha Zhu was completely stunned.

"Ah! My face!"

"Xu Damao, are you crazy?"

"You dare lay a hand on me? You're asking for death!"

Before Sha Zhu could react, Xu Damao punched him several times.

My face immediately swelled up, especially around my right eye, which became dark, making me look like a panda.

His face was covered in bruises and discoloration, looking almost like a color palette.

Xu Damao grinned and said smugly, "Today I'll show you just how powerful I really am!"

Sha Zhu covered his right eye and stared intently at Xu Damao.

He gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and charged forward.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Three more punches landed, making Xu Damao see stars and his head buzz.

Sha Zhu sneered, "Have you drunk cat pee and lost your mind? Have you forgotten who I am?"

"Who is the God of War in the Red Star Courtyard? It's me, Sha Zhu!"

"You want to show me what you're capable of? Or show me what I'm capable of!"

"Hey, take this!"

Xu Damao was pinned to the ground by Sha Zhu, who then began to pummel him with punches.

When the punches stopped, Sha Zhu stepped on the back of Xu Damao's head with one foot, grinned, and said in a cold and arrogant voice.

"Xu Damao, you really don't know your own limitations. In this Hongxing Courtyard, besides the three elders, I, Shazhu, am the one who calls the shots! You dare to lay a hand on me today, do you think you can still climb all over me tomorrow?"

Sha Zhu rubbed his foot down again, his tone impatient.

"Quickly apologize to me. I'll go to Ding Qiunan's place first."

After he finished speaking, his gaze swept towards the bathroom of the Lu family.

To be precise, he was staring at 'Ding Qiunan' in the bathroom.

With a smirk playing on his lips, he looked like he had already won, his smugness practically overflowing.

Xu Damao's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

His head was pinned down, and he twisted his body desperately, trying to break free.

If Shazhu were competing with him for something else, he wouldn't be in such a hurry.

But he wouldn't give up a woman of Ding Qiunan's caliber, even if it cost him his life!

Xu Damao gritted his teeth, squeezing out the words through his clenched teeth.

"You idiot Zhu, bullshit! You want me to bow down to you? Dream on!"

"Don't even think about Ding Qiunan!"