Courtyard House: In this life, I have a new home!

27

[Ding! The gift package has been opened!]

[Congratulations, host! You have acquired the skill of ventriloquism!]

Ventriloquism?

Lu Zhenxing raised an eyebrow.

A text from a textbook popped into my head.

The Art of Ventriloquism.

It says there's a person in the capital who's good at ventriloquism.

This skill is just like the one described in the textbook.

It can imitate various sounds.

Human voices, animal calls, and other noises.

He can learn anything that exists in the world.

Lu Zhenxing's enthusiasm lasted for a while, but then it wore off.

He began to wonder what the use of this skill was.

Suddenly, a flash of white light appeared in my mind.

A great idea popped into my head.

He had already figured out how to deal with Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

To vent Ding Qiunan's anger.

But now, he has come up with an even more ruthless method.

This method will definitely get those two beasts to back down.

Life is better than death.

How dare you touch his wife?

This score must be settled.

Lu Zhenxing's lips curled into a smile.

He turned around and went back to Old Lu's house.

Lu Zhenxing confided in Ding Qiunan inside the house.

Upon hearing this, Ding Qiunan's eyes lit up, and she was both surprised and delighted.

She clapped her hands twice, her voice brimming with barely suppressed excitement: "That's a great idea! Zhenxing, you're so clever!"

"I'm really starting to admire you more and more."

Lu Zhenxing smiled and ruffled her hair, his tone full of doting: "Don't worry, I'll definitely handle this matter well for you."

"My woman, Lu Zhenxing's woman, is not someone anyone can bully."

"Since she's the wife I married, I have to protect her."

Ding Qiunan felt a lump in her throat and her eyes reddened.

She buried her face in Lu Zhenxing's arms, her voice trembling with tears, "Zhenxing, you're so good to me."

"I love you more and more each day, more each day."

Lu Zhenxing hugged her even tighter and replied with a smile, "Wife, I love you too."

The Lu family has already made all the preparations.

Now we're just waiting for Sha Zhu and Xu Damao to jump into the pit themselves.

On the other side, Sha Zhu also got up.

He sauntered out of the house, casually pulling up his trousers that were slipping down to his hips.

He opened his mouth and yawned.

He looked up and bumped into Xu Damao.

Yesterday, Sha Zhu rode his tricycle to collect scrap outside, but he missed the scene.

I felt a little regretful that I couldn't witness Xu Damao making a fool of himself.

However, it's not entirely a loss.

Sha Zhu had already heard about what happened from the three aunts.

Xu Damao squatted on the urinal to defecate, but ended up splashing all his excrement and urine on his head.

Hahahahaha!

When Sha Zhu heard the three aunties' description, he laughed so hard he couldn't stand up straight.

Last night, he dreamed while he was asleep, and his dream was full of scenes of Xu Damao squatting in the toilet.

I laughed and laughed until I woke up.

Sha Zhu almost died laughing at Xu Damao.

Even now, whenever he sees Xu Damao's face, the words that the Third Aunt said immediately pop into his mind.

And those scenes from my dream last night.

"Pfft—"

Sha Zhu couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.

He pointed at Xu Damao, laughing so hard he slapped his stomach: "Hahahaha! Xu Damao! Hahaha! You dare come back, kid?"

"My three aunties told me all about the ridiculous things you did yesterday; you really cracked me up!"

"Hahaha! You've completely lost face! You're so shameful, Xu Damao, you can't even show your face in public!"

Sha Zhu kept spouting sarcastic remarks without any restraint.

Those words were like knives, stabbing into Xu Damao's ears one by one.

Xu Damao was so angry that his face turned blue.

He was breathing heavily, his chest heaving violently.

His face was ashen, and his eyes were fixed on Sha Zhu.

When Sha Zhu mentioned what happened yesterday, Xu Damao couldn't help but recall the scene from that day.

He sat on the chamber pot and defecated.

Meanwhile, the group from the Red Star Courtyard all stood around watching.

Xu Damao was surrounded by people pointing and laughing at him, the laughter growing louder and louder.

This scene is practically humiliating him in public.

It's too cruel.

He was almost completely overwhelmed by shame.

The color of his face changed repeatedly, turning blue and then purple, until finally his whole face turned bright red.

Finally, he exploded.

Pointing his finger at Sha Zhu's nose, he roared until his voice cracked, "Sha Zhu! If you bring up yesterday again, I'll fight you to the death!"

"I finally managed to get that awful thing from yesterday out of my head, and you bring it up again!"

"Shut up! I'm begging you, please? Can we just leave it at that? Please don't mention it again!"

Sha Zhu's words were like knives.

They brought up all the things that Xu Damao had tried so hard to forget.

Right now, all he could think about were those embarrassing moments from yesterday.

Those memories were like a bunch of worms, frantically thrashing around in his head.

He's in pain.

It hurts too much.

Xu Damao covered his ears with both hands and held his head, his face contorted in pain.

The shame was nagging at him.

But despite his suffering, Sha Zhu showed no sympathy whatsoever.

Sha Zhu and Xu Damao have been mortal enemies since childhood.

The two of them wished that the other would never come back once they stepped onto the road.

At a time like this, it would be a miracle if Sha Zhu felt sorry for him.

He even wished Xu Damao would suffer even more.

Looking at Xu Damao's pained face, Sha Zhu couldn't help but chuckle.

He was laughing very smugly.

He wanted to take advantage of his illness and kill him.

Sha Zhu raised an eyebrow, a wicked smile playing on his lips, and clicked his tongue twice.

"Xu Damao, Xu Damao, you've really embarrassed yourself to the core! I'm ashamed for you!"

"How did it feel to poop under the noses of so many people in the entire courtyard? I heard your butt is really white, huh?"

"How about I take a look? Just how white is it?"

As Sha Zhu spoke, he moved closer to Xu Damao.

She circled around him, her mouth never stopping.

He was genuinely curious about just how white Xu Damao's buttocks were.

The three aunties said that it was even stronger than tofu.

Just how powerful is it?

Sha Zhu's eyes gleamed with malice.

He wondered to himself whether he should just pull down Xu Damao's pants and see for himself.

Hey Hey!

Sha Zhu stared at Xu Damao's buttocks, a smug grin spreading across his face.

As soon as Xu Damao saw his expression, he knew he had no good intentions.

Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat; he had a feeling something was wrong.

An indescribable fear shot up from the soles of my feet to the back of my head.

He knew that idiot Zhu too well. That guy was a simpleton, couldn't think straight, and who knew what outrageous things he might do.

Xu Damao was so nervous that his scalp tingled, his eyes were fixed on Sha Zhu, and his voice was trembling.

"Silly Zhu, I advise you to calm down and not do anything reckless!"

"Stay away from me, don't come any closer!"

"Get out of here! You idiot, get the hell away from me, do you hear me?!"

Xu Damao shouted as he backed away, his legs trembling.

He wanted to distance himself from Sha Zhu.

But who is Sha Zhu? He's the notorious fighting king of the Red Star Courtyard. When it comes to physical combat, Xu Damao is no match for him.

Xu Damao wanted to run away, but how could Sha Zhu let him?

"Hey!"

With a shout, Sha Zhu lunged forward and pinned Xu Damao to the ground.

He was still smiling smugly.

"Hahaha! Xu Damao, you're just a turtle in my hands now."

"You're not getting away today, kid."

"I have to see if your buttocks are as white and tender as tofu!"

As he spoke, Sha Zhu reached out and tried to pull down Xu Damao's pants.

Xu Damao was stunned by the fall; his forehead hit the ground, and he gasped in pain.

"Ouch! My head!"

He twisted and turned his body desperately, like a turtle that had been flipped over, pawing wildly with his four claws.

It's a pity it's useless.

They couldn't break free at all.

Xu Damao started cursing as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Idiot Zhu, are you crazy? Why are you pressing down on me?"

"Let go! Let go of me!"

"Once I turn over, I'll smash your head in! You idiot, let me go right now!"

He had barely finished speaking when he heard Sha Zhu's words.

Sha Zhu is trying to pull down his pants?

You also need to check if his butt is as soft as tofu.

Xu Damao's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when he heard this.

I was completely stunned.

Did he mishear?

Sha Zhu, are you trying to pull down Xu Damao's pants?!

Xu Damao froze for a few seconds, then suddenly came to his senses and squawked like a rooster being choked.

"Idiot Zhu! What do you want? Let go of me! Don't pull down my pants!"

"Let go! Let go of me! Ahhh! Help! Someone help me!"

"You idiot Zhu, when did you start liking guys? Even if you do, you can't go after me! I like women!"

Xu Damao let out a loud howl, like a pig being slaughtered.

He kept replaying Sha Zhu's words in his mind, and the more he thought about it, the more suspicious it seemed. Why did that bastard Sha Zhu insist on pulling down his pants? There was only one answer—Sha Zhu had become a homosexual and was trying to take advantage of him!

What else? What normal man would stare at someone's butt to see if it's white or not?

Sha Zhu is definitely problematic, seriously problematic. But Xu Damao is a decent man, he doesn't like that kind of thing!

That's it, I'm probably going to die here today.

The thought of potentially ruining his reputation sent chills down Xu Damao's spine, every pore of his body breaking out in a cold sweat. He struggled desperately, kicking his legs wildly, like a large carp thrown ashore, his mouth opening and closing, clearly on the verge of death.

"Damn it, you idiot Zhu, let go! You pervert, you should have said so earlier! I knew I shouldn't have messed with you!"

"I'll kneel down and kowtow to you, okay? Just let me go. I really like women, I have absolutely no feelings for you!"

"You shouldn't even have designs on me! You perverted bastard, let go right now!"

Xu Damao screamed so pitifully that his voice almost cracked, and his face was covered in tears and snot.

Sha Zhu had already pulled Xu Damao's pants down to his ankles. He stared at Xu Damao's two white, fleshy mounds, reached out and touched his chin, making clicking noises.

"Hey! Xu Damao, your two petals are really white!"

"Like soft tofu, how did you manage to raise it so white?"

"I wonder if my sister Qin's labia are this white too. It's a pity I never got to see them."

As Sha Zhu spoke, he sighed with considerable regret.

Xu Damao didn't hear a word Sha Zhu was muttering. He was completely engulfed in his own imagined fear—Sha Zhu was a pervert who only cared about men, and today he was going to make an example of him!

Xu Damao's chastity is about to be lost!