Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

The Jinren Lane Wharf was clearly in sight, but March 7th still made her hesitate. She gritted her teeth and stepped onto this battlefield once more.

Scott had been waiting for a long time, and was unusually arrogant.

He crouched down and peeked out. His tone was a mixture of pity and mockery, smugness and a touch of sarcasm: "March 7th, you've finally arrived! You have no idea, do you? You're already extremely unpopular in this Golden Man Alley!"

Upon hearing this, March 7th immediately triggered the key phrase and anxiously retorted, "Unpopular? What are you saying? Who in this Golden Man Alley doesn't love my lively and adorable little March?"

"Ha ha ha!" Scott laughed so hard he almost fell over. "I've heard from others that they're just too intimidated by Yanqing and Yunli to speak out!"

He spoke with a strong and righteous voice, like a hero of his generation who had been ordered to rid the people of evil: "Let me tell you, just now a brave man secretly came to me and encouraged me to bravely defeat you and vent my anger for the people of Jinren Lane."

Upon hearing this, everyone in the Galaxy were filled with respect and secretly gave a thumbs-up in their hearts.

That Baku is amazing! It made Scott believe he was a righteous and just official. How many tons of lard must have been smeared on its tongue?!

[Hanabi: Holy crap, Hakivili! Scott, who said that? And you actually believed it? Weren't you pretty clear about your own position before? Was what Jiaoqiu gave you really a laxative? It looks more like a mind-altering potion!]

[Feixiao: Moze... I never knew you, with your usually expressionless face, could be so good at lying without batting an eye! How could you even utter such unscrupulous flattery?]

[Bakuzawa: It's definitely because of the good lines from Jiaoqiu.]

[Yanqing: No, Mr. Jiaoqiu, how exactly are you making fun of us? It's like we're some kind of bullying, delinquent thugs!]

[Sai Fei'er: That's right, it's such a shame for our little brother Yanqing. We all saw it clearly before, he was clearly feeding the general, drinking the general's wine, and pitifully begging the general.]

[Yanqing: That's right, um...]

[Pepper Hill: Ha, don't worry, it's just a little artistic embellishment. Besides, since only Mr. Scott knows, it's as if nobody else knows.]

Many people in the Milky Way were left speechless, both amused and exasperated.

What kind of language skills did that Moze possess that made Scott believe that he had more advantages in Xianzhou, especially in Jinren Lane where he had no favorable timing or location?

"Oh dear, poor lone wolf, being toyed with by the pink-haired fox."

While many people were laughing, they were surprised to find that what was even more unsettling was only the beginning.

……

Scott grew increasingly excited as he spoke, boasting about his popularity: "Not only that, he also sent me and my brothers a big pot of medicinal soup, which we drank..."

"I'll be a hundred times more energetic, and I'll deal with you—!"

March 7th immediately stopped feeling hot-tempered, but her eyes darted around, unsure how to congratulate him: "Haha, that really is... a kind-hearted warrior..."

Xing confirmed, "Have you finished drinking?"

"I finished it right away." Scott's expression was full of relish as he mentioned it, clearly he hadn't had enough: "That medicinal soup was absolutely delicious! I never expected to find such a comforting soup in the cold-hearted Luofu. It was truly unexpected."

The expressions of the Galaxy members went from chuckling to bursting into laughter, completely unable to hold back.

You're quite greedy, aren't you?

Isn't that unexpected? And there's something even more unexpected to come!

Poor Scott, he's been completely manipulated.

[Hanabi: Pfft, hahaha~~! I couldn't hold it in anymore, sorry, I wanted to wait until the fight started, but I just couldn't resist. Scott, remember your expression right now! Ahahaha, here comes the inspirational quote!]

[Star: Jinren Lane has been the site of five, six, or seven large-scale battles throughout history. The rights and wrongs are difficult to discuss, but everyone in Lezi has noticed that it was precisely on this ancient battlefield... I forget the rest. In short, no matter how you look at it, the people wholeheartedly welcomed it. It can be said that we had the perfect timing and the advantage!]

[Qingque: I think astrology is very insightful.]

[Sangbo: Tsk tsk, so kind and warm-hearted, what a great phrase! This word choice is so apt; it seems the March 7th sisters really know how to enjoy themselves.]

[Fu Xuan: Oh no, is this idiom about to be sung throughout the world with a completely new interpretation?]

[Sai Fei: Come on, Scott, brave warrior. Drink this soup and get going! Let life bloom!!!]

"Alright, enough talk." Scott waved his hand, roaring like a general giving a speech before a charge, "Brothers, let's go! Let the medicinal soup carefully prepared by the people give us even more strength! We cannot lose!"

[Fireworks: Come on, let's turn this place upside down!!!]

Even March 7th couldn't bear it anymore: "You guys, don't push yourselves too hard! If you can't hold on, get out of here!"

Scott was furious that she looked down on him so much: "None of your business!!!"

He leaped into the mech and led his employees in a fierce charge.

However, after taking that first step...

Something's not right!

Company employee A turned pale and gasped for air, "Ugh... my stomach hurts so much... what happened...?"

"Uh..." Company employee B felt his intestines suddenly twist into a knot: "My stomach hurts too. Could there really be something wrong with that medicinal soup?"

As the leader, Scott naturally received the most "tribute," and at this point... the effect was naturally the most intense!

In an instant, his face contorted into pleats, as if he had swallowed an entire jar of mustard paste.

He tensed every muscle in his body, exerting every ounce of strength. Tears streamed down his face; if he had any strength left, he would have definitely given a big middle finger.

"Despicable... Immortal Ship people! Hah (despair)~~~"

He clenched one side of his teeth and forced himself to say, "Anyway, just hold on a little longer! Take down this little brat first... then we'll see (suddenly gives up)~"

He was out of breath, his legs were turned inward, as if he was afraid that if he relaxed even a little, the mighty Yangtze River would flow eastward, and all his successes and failures would be in vain!

[Star: Guys... if things really come to this, just let's retreat. There's nothing shameful about it.]

[Hanabi: Aha, aha ahahahaha... I can't take it anymore, I'm going to get a stitch. Lone Wolf like this is really hilarious.]

[Tail: That's more than that! Scott, you've finally met your match, hahaha!]

March 7th struck a cool sword stance, calmly and confidently dealing with the employees' weak attacks.

As for Scott's mech... he's putting all his strength into his sphincter muscles right now, so how could he possibly concentrate on controlling it?

Company employee A exclaimed quickly, "I can't take it anymore! I feel like I'm going to forget about yesterday's dinner!"