Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

"I'm going to the restroom! Goodbye!"

It's not that I'm disloyal, but the enemy is too powerful. Boss, take care!

He didn't wait for approval at all, and stormed off like a madman, disappearing without a trace.

"Damn it, don't run! Ouch~!" Scott roared, his voice filled with rage and despair. But even with just that one sentence, the water ducts that were churning inside him suddenly surged with power, becoming even more ferocious!

Once the incubation period has passed, the drug's effects are overwhelming, making viral transmission insignificant in comparison.

Fear, accompanied by bulging veins on their faces and suddenly constricted pupils, spread rapidly among the company employees.

"I'm sorry! I can't hold on anymore, I really, really want to yoyoyoyo~~~"

The company's signature mecha attack, "Corporate Culture Shock," did not arrive as expected; instead, it was...

It's the diarrhea caused by the medicinal soup!

Bitter tea, snap, plop...

One after another, the company employees turned pale, then two lines of tears streamed down their faces as they silently knelt on the ground.

Scott truly lives up to his reputation as the Lone Wolf, and he's still persevering!

He practically ground his teeth to powder, and the sound he made, squeezing it out from between his teeth and through his nose, would be almost indistinguishable from the real thing if thrown into a pile of goats.

"Okay, that's enough! Get out of here! Get out, uh-huh..."

Its sound was mournful, like a lament, like a yearning, like weeping, like a complaint.

Not to mention him, even many people watching the screen at this moment were grimacing and had the illusion of a slight stomachache.

[Saifeier: Hiss~~, this guy's voice is so vivid. I didn't feel anything at first, but now I'm actually feeling it...]

[Hanabi: Tsk tsk, even Hanabi is feeling a little guilty watching this, hahaha...wait, did I laugh out loud?]

[Scott: You were laughing the whole time! You never stopped!]

[Star: You're really good at holding on, little lone wolf. Why bother? Just admit defeat, there's no shame in it.]

Xing sat with her legs crossed inside the train, leisurely sipping her Pam's specially made chilled juice as the train swayed along.

While the method of using peppercorns is indeed a tiny bit... immoral... well...

That was fucking awesome!

She downed the juice in her glass in one gulp: "Great! Get a bigger glass!"

On March 7th, the look in his eyes as he gazed at the delicious food and drinks was filled with awe.

Bronya: I wonder how the air is in Scott's mech right now. He's breathing so heavily, he probably isn't feeling very comfortable.

[Seele: What's there to be afraid of? Compared to the stench of the garbage dump in the lower district, this is nothing. As for this mech, even with a discount, it'll probably be hard to sell, right?]

Scott: Help!

[Qingque: Relax, you're fine anyway, and the light screen won't pause for you. Take it easy.]

Scott: I think... Ooh ooh ooh~~... what a toe...

[Employee A: Scott, why did you activate sensory synchronization?!]

[Saifei: Hmm? An experience-oriented person? A true warrior!]

[Star: Could he be addicted to this besides ventriloquism? I didn't realize he had this strange quirk.]

The people of the Milky Way were filled with admiration. To do something knowing it was impossible—what a cunning and heroic spirit!

Hmm... it just has a bit too much of a villainous vibe.

……

"Addictive... my... devil... ah..."

Scott swore he had no masochistic tendencies. He simply wanted to remember the feeling of this deep-seated hatred and vow revenge someday!

Unexpectedly, the person in the light screen performed beyond expectations, which overwhelmed the real person!

After squeezing out the last bit of strength, he felt a little lightheaded.

A proverb from the Immortal Boat Festival floated through my mind: "A prime minister's belly can hold a boat..."

...Compared to him, the prime minister is nothing! Not even a fart! He wouldn't dare utter a single word...

There's a dragon churning inside him, like a raging sea! Forget ships, even a star destroyer would capsize in a ditch, and a celestial vessel would sway left and right.

……

"It hurts so much... I'm hallucinating..."

Scott was drenched in sweat, his face turning green with embarrassment. Unbeknownst to him, reality had gradually drifted away. The Immortal Boat Luofu, the Golden Man Alley—all had blurred into a jumbled mess before his eyes. What was left? There was still…

He saw it! He saw it!

"The Star Train is heading outwards... running... mmm mmm..."

[Star: Huh? What's running?]

Xing's face froze, and a bad premonition suddenly arose.

[March 7: Where's the train? It's not like it's Pinocchio Sunday, using a train to run him over is just... wait, could he be talking about something else?!]

Scott's tone was surprisingly calm, like a monotonous reading, but like the calm before a storm, his shouts shook the world the next moment.

"Damn it. Damn Star Train."

"No way~~ Let's start, heeeee~!!!"

The universe fell silent for a moment, and then everyone instantly understood what he meant by the "Star Train"...

[Star: Holy crap! This is the worst Star Train has ever been mocked!]

What kind of outrageous metaphor is this? They might as well use some more flavorful, less censored vocabulary.

Most importantly, this is a live broadcast that spans the entire universe!

Xing was dumbfounded.

He never expected that, at this point, Scott's unintentional remark would actually drag the train down with him!

After this, won't Scott, Good Samaritan, and Star Train be tied to... that thing?

The train crew looked at each other, their faces as bitter as gourds.

"Back in March, I told you not to use this tactic, didn't I?"

"When did you say that? Besides Jiaoqiu, you're the most excited one, okay?"

"Uh...you actually remember that?"

However, compared to their unspeakable suffering, Pam remained silent for a long time, her heart quietly breaking.

[Pam: No way! The Star Train isn't like that. I clean it thoroughly every day.]

[March 7th: Oh no, Pam is going to cry!]

[Hanabi: Don't worry, don't worry, I'm laughing at the jokes, not the people... oh no, I mean, I'm laughing at the jokes, not the cars. Pfft...! Sorry, I'm laughing at Scott, I'm really laughing at Scott.]

Scott is funny, and Scott's whimsical metaphors are even funnier.

At this point, the Galaxy team couldn't hold back any longer. They had no idea what was so funny, but it was just so hilarious!

The chat group was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

……

With the monologue "Left Green Dragon, Right White Tiger, Eat Less Carbohydrates—Take This!", the invincible Lone Wolf fell.

"Buzz, buzz..." After a series of chaotic electromagnetic current sounds, the detectors on the company's mechs went dark and stopped working.

The canopy of the mech opened automatically, and Scott rolled out, lying straight on the ground, face up, clutching his stomach.

After the "liberation," his consciousness returned to clarity.

He knew he was tearing up, he knew his whole body was filled with tears...