Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Star: LOL, the Star Train doesn't have any sanctimonious hypocrites. And as everyone knows, I am the noble savior, and I will stop at nothing to save the world!]

[Hanabi: If the rescue fails, she'll cry terribly too.]

[March 7th: Does this include rummaging through trash cans?]

[Star: That's part of saving the world.]

Ouch... Damn!

The color drained from Scott's face, replaced by a chilling fear. Even though the scene foreshadowed on the screen was still far off, he had already begun to unconsciously tighten his anus and legs.

"Commissioner Scott..." Company employee A tentatively asked, "Um...you were so excited about booking tickets to Luofu and the plan to fight to the death on March 7th, are you still going to...go ahead with it?"

Scott turned his head, pointed his sunglasses at his subordinate, and his heavy gaze, like a warning of overtime, enveloped him. The atmosphere in the entire office suddenly became so low that people forgot to breathe.

Scott grinned: "A decisive battle... Hahaha, guess who's going to be the one who dies?"

What's wrong with this idiot underling of mine? I've been putting up with you for ages!

Was it you who shouted "Star Core Hunter!" in front of Silver Wolf last time? And the time before that, when that gray-haired ancestor asked if the company treated everyone like family, this guy was always the one who answered first. And the time before that…

Where the hell did you learn those resignation tricks? If you want to get severance pay, you don't need to resort to such a reckless method!

"Boss, don't do this, I'm scared..." Employee A shivered and subconsciously took a step back.

It seems like the boss is teetering on the edge of going insane. And he's starting to take his anger out on him...

"...If you don't want me to give you a good scolding, go find somewhere cool and secluded!!!"

"Yes!" The men, as if granted a pardon, immediately scattered like birds and beasts, and went off to fish in violation of regulations.

[Qingque: Oh? So rational, you didn't take the opportunity to throw a tantrum?]

[Star: Scott, you don't need to be so anxious. You've already lost face a lot before, what's one more time? Besides, according to your life motto, it's okay to be shameless for the sake of profit, right?]

[Scott: But you can't be shameless all of a sudden! I'm only shameless when the price is right, not because I enjoy being shameless!]

【Star: ε=(´ο｀*))) Sigh, there's nothing I can do about it. Who told you to make this bet? Next time you bet, remember to choose your partner carefully.】

[Scott: Don't make it sound like I'm dying! It's just... social death.]

Scott collapsed in his expensively purchased boss's chair.

He regretted it.

He regretted making that rash bet on the Immortal Boat Alliance. He had no idea where all these weirdos came from in this godforsaken place! And how did the train crew manage to get them to come every time?!

He ended up losing all sorts of things after only making one bet.

This is truly unbelievable...

He looked up at the light screen.

Now, there's no hope for his stomach and intestines to be strong enough; all we can hope for is that his gluteal muscles are strong enough.

"Damn it, starting today, I'm doing one Kegel exercise every day!"

……

"Hmph, my cunning is still not deep enough," Jiaoqiu sighed feignedly.

Ling Sha crossed her arms and closed her eyes disdainfully.

It's unbearable to watch; this guy's pretentious act is simply unbearable.

"That's amazing, Immortal Ship Medicine!" Xing exclaimed in awe, giving Jiaoqiu a thumbs up and praising her effusively, "That's despicable, [my] doctor."

Jiaoqiu smiled faintly, "You call it despicable, but I call it efficient."

Ling Sha arrogantly raised her chin and slashed at the speed of light: "Don't compare this guy to us."

On March 7th, a pang of conscience still lingered, and a dull ache remained in her heart: "Um... Doctor Jiaoqiu, isn't this a bit inappropriate? Shouldn't we be more upright... or perhaps we shouldn't do this at all?"

"Huh? You don't agree?" Jiaoqiu clicked her tongue twice, and said with great regret, "But it's too late now, Moze has already taken care of things."

March 7th paused for a moment, then suddenly realized: "So, you were looking down at your phone just now while arranging for Mo Ze... Are all the Yaoqing people this efficient?!"

Pepper glanced at her watch: "Oh dear, it's time for the final battle. Hurry up and fight Mr. Scott to the death! I have other things to do, so I'll take my leave."

Having said that, he immediately fled, leaving behind a few dumbfounded people... and a perfectly clear-cut trap.

"He ran away! Oh no, what do we do..." March 7th was submerged in water and at a loss.

Bai Lu didn't seem to have any mental burden: "What's done is done, Miss March, we have no choice but to go."

Ling Sha sighed softly, "Don't worry, we'll do our best to save Scott. Hopefully, he'll be alright."

[Fireworks: You're such a kind person! With such thoughtful medical services, Little Lone Wolf must have been moved to tears!]

[Star: What else is there to say? The Immortal Boat Medicine is amazing! And the "I," the doctor, is incredibly efficient!]

Scott: You did it on purpose, you pink-haired fox, you did it on purpose!!!

[Ling Sha: This is a personal matter; please do not generalize it to the entire Immortal Ship Medical System.]

[March 7th: Was it just a personal act? I almost really thought that all the healers on the Immortal Ship had some knowledge of military strategy and were dual practitioners of medicine and martial arts.]

[Jiaoqiu: Alas, there's no other way. As the saying goes, if you're going to help someone, help them all the way. To prevent our lord from being too lenient and delaying efficiency, it's only natural that we strategists take the blame ourselves.]

[Feixiao: Ha~ You rascal. If you say that, outsiders might mistake me for a hypocrite who doesn't use non-stick pans.]

[Jiaoqiu: Don't worry. The general's character is evident to all; no one will misunderstand.]

[Bai Lu: Doctor Jiao Qiu, you're really amazing to be able to make something like this sound so natural. I'm genuinely envious. If I could come up with such a brilliant idea so easily... hehehe.]

[Ling Sha: Hmm~?]

That's terrible! It's so hard to learn good things, but it's so easy to learn bad things in no time.

The Vidyadhara Dragon Lord is still counting on you. If you learn to be like that pink-haired fox, then... then it does seem like a way out.

[Sai Fei'er: Sigh... I never expected that Lone Wolf would lose in the thick-skinned category. Compared to Jiao Qiu's seemingly honest but actually cunning and ruthless style, Lone Wolf is too superficial.]

[Jiaoqiu: You flatter me. I am weak and powerless, yet I serve as a strategist under the general. If I didn't even possess some ability to adapt to changing circumstances, wouldn't I be wasting the salary the general has paid me? It's nothing to boast about.]

[Star: Why do I feel like you're being humble on the surface, but secretly you're secretly gloating?]

[Bai Lu: Ugh, stop with the nonsense. I can't wait to see Scott's face turn a deep shade of liver!]