Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Star: So, Dog Egg, what's the price?]

[March 7th: Please don't give out random nicknames, okay? Besides, Scott is clearly more suitable for this, isn't he?]

Ling Sha waved her hand, indicating that she shouldn't worry: "No, it won't. The Pill Refining Division uses it for surgeries, how could it have any side effects? It's just..."

Her voice paused. This pause made March 7's heart sink.

"However?" As we all know, in human discourse, the key point is always what comes after "however".

March 7th clenched his fists at his chest, his eyes fixed on Ling Sha's face.

Ling Sha felt stung by her gaze and blurted out all the taboos: "However, pain is a warning signal of the human body. Ignoring pain and stubbornly continuing to fight... could very well result in a fatal injury without even realizing it."

She sighed softly, a look of regret crossing her face: "Alas~ I once treated a patient who took this medicine before a duel, only to discover after the fight... that he was left with just his upper body..."

"Alas!" March 7th immediately burst into tears, waving her hands frantically, "Stop talking, I won't eat anymore, it hurts, so be it!"

[Sambo: Good grief, his butt got dried out?]

[Hanabi: Why does that sound so strange?]

[March 7th: Is the drug really that strong? Wait, something's not right, isn't this clearly an over-the-counter drug? Is it really okay for it to be circulated so freely?]

[Yun Li: It's alright, it's not a big problem for the Celestial Race of the Immortal Boat. Even if only the head is left, let alone the upper body, it can grow back as long as the nutrition is sufficient. As for simple decapitation, we can just wash it clean and put it back...]

[March 7th: Good heavens! Are the Celestials' abundant divine power really that strong?]

[Star: Now that you mention it, I'm suddenly curious about how the people of the Immortal Boat treat cervical spondylosis and lumbar disc herniation. The scene must be incredibly exciting, with all those crackling sounds.]

After brainstorming for a long time without coming up with a suitable solution, the group was at a loss, unsure of what to do. Suddenly, Bai Lu noticed something.

"We're all offering suggestions and ideas, why is Dr. Jiaoqiu the only one who hasn't said a word?"

"Dr. Jiaoqiu, Jiaoqiu!" Bailu pouted and called out louder, "Miss March is about to have her final battle with Scott, what are you doing!"

Jiaoqiu, who had been facing away from everyone, turned around with a smile on her face: "Ah, I'm sorry. I just heard that Miss March was planning to use [elixirs] to deal with Scott, so I made some arrangements."

He spoke humbly, implying that his actions were insignificant.

[Star: I've made some arrangements... Are you about to pull off a scheme? The Immortal Boat General's right-hand man's moves are bound to be extraordinary!]

Scott: Heh heh heh, just a cook who knows some scamming tricks, what brilliant schemes could he possibly have? Does March 7th suddenly become some kind of superhuman? Steel is steel, no matter what! This time, it's truly the best start ever! This time…

As Scott spoke, recalling the past, his eyes even became a little moist behind his sunglasses.

"Finally, finally it's my turn to win!"

[March 7th: No, although this time I did act a little more... from the heart. But I won before based on my own ability, okay? So you're going to win?]

[Hanabi: Please forgive me. I've been manipulated in countless ways, and each attack has been so brutal. I've been physically, mentally, and physically abused to the point of being completely broken. It's already remarkable that I haven't become psychologically unstable after suppressing this for so long.]

[Star: That's true. Poor Lone Wolf, he just wanted to humiliate others and satisfy his emotional needs. What did he do wrong? By the way, what arrangements did Jiao Jiao make? She couldn't have sent someone to impersonate March 7th to play in his place, could she? But speaking of which, if Fei Xiao's general were to take the field, it should be fine, right?]

[Moze: Let's go for 90/10. I can kill the lone wolf nine times in a second.]

The group brainstormed, focusing on themselves, which caused Jiaoqiu's initial admiration for March 7 to vanish once again.

He said with a hint of disappointment, "Alas, your medical skills are still far from perfect. Improving combat ability is a relative concept. In fact, as long as the enemy is weak and we are strong, that's enough. Please broaden your thinking."

[Phantom Image: The strength of everyone in the entire universe has decreased by a hundred million times, while mine remains unchanged?]

[March 7th: This is as weak as a paramecium!]

After Jiaoqiu put it this way, everyone in the world with a modicum of common sense understood.

[Fireworks: Tsk tsk tsk, this guy never smiles or speaks to anyone, always seeming so amiable. I never expected him to be this kind of person. He's wicked, I like that!]

[Star: So, what exactly do we do? Should we have someone crack all of Scott's fingers so he can't control the mech? Or should we just kill him and throw him outside?]

[Scott: I...aren't you guys decent people? Is this something you should be thinking about?!]

[Pepper Hill: Don't worry, a good strategy is about addressing the root cause. How could we use such a drastic measure on Scott?]

[Scott: Uh... wait, you mean I'm not good enough?!]

Hearing Jiaoqiu's hint, March 7th seemed to understand and tentatively asked, "Could it be that Yaoqing's medical skills contain some secret formula that can help me?"

Jiaoqiu rested her chin on her hand, striking a pose as if to say, "I don't tell just anyone this," and mysteriously said, "That's right, this is the most secret of the secrets of Yaoqing's [Dyeing Faction] Medical and Food Homology Technique! If it weren't for Miss March 7th's battle, I would never have revealed it to anyone."

March 7th couldn't hold back any longer, her face filled with terror as she asked, "You...you're not planning to give Scott a laxative???"

Jiaoqiu's tense face broke into a smile again: "...How did you know? Hmph, my cunning is still not deep enough."

[Star: What a 'tainted' scheme! If your ancestor heard you promoting him like this, wouldn't he be crying in his grave? As for why March 7th came up with it, it's probably because the plan is quite...simple and catchy. After all, it's still quite difficult for March 7th to think of such an unconventional method as killing someone and throwing them outside.]

[March 7th: Beyond the realm of reason... I'd accept it if you called it a wildly imaginative idea.]

[Jiaoqiu: Strategies don't need to be original; the only correct approach is to ensure they are effective.]

[Star: That's incredibly effective! Hehe.]

Xing's lips curled into a wicked smile. All the amusement seekers in the world, and those who loved watching the drama unfold, smiled knowingly in unison.

This pink fox looks so gentle and refined, but I never expected it to be so cunning!

[Sai Fei'er: Sigh~ All squinty-eyed people are monsters.]

[March 7th: Is this the so-called "miracle cure"? Turns out it's the opposite of what you call miraculous!]

[Star: Isn't it amazing? The more people a doctor dies, the more skilled they are. Jiaojiao's medical skills are clearly unparalleled in the Immortal Ship!]

[Scott: I protest! As the supposedly great and righteous saviors, aren't you ashamed?!]

A chill ran down Scott's spine.

If he were to... pour out a torrent of water in front of the entire galaxy.