Ironclad Group Chat: Red and Black Lists Engraved with Heroic Epics

[Fireworks: Little Gray Hair even got some juice for free.]

[Star: Is there any more? I haven't had enough.]

On March 7th, a snack vendor exclaimed in surprise, "Eh—?!"

So, this is a clever way of tailoring a nutritional supplement plan specifically for her?

Ling Sha laughed and said, "A balanced diet and exercise are much more effective than any dubious elixirs."

[Blade: Not bad.]

[Silver Wolf: Ahh~~ I know, I know, stop reading it.]

[Blade: I only said two words.]

[Star: I won't! I'm going to stay up all night playing games, secretly eat midnight snacks, smash my phone in my face and fall asleep naturally, then wake up at 10 am the next day!]

[Sangbo: You're absolutely right, lady! I have a secret to health and longevity—to be healthy and live a long life, smoke, drink alcohol, eat fatty meat, stay up late, get up early, don't exercise, and make more friends with the opposite sex.]

[March 7th: Can you really achieve a perfect body this way?]

Sambo: That way we can get a perfect corpse.

Jiaoqiu laughed and said, "In the illusion play, elixirs, mutations, and peerless martial arts... are actually no different in essence. They are all common lazy techniques used by creators, a way of packaging 'getting something for nothing,' so don't take them seriously."

[Phantom Image: That's right, where in reality are there any protagonists in wish-fulfillment novels? Especially in the fantasy genre.]

March 7th seemed to realize something: "But... is there really no such panacea in the world?"

Jiaoqiu chuckled, "Hehe, you all remember the legend of the 'Longevity Fruit left behind by the Plague Ancestor,' right? There are indeed miraculous elixirs in the world, but they've already secretly set their prices, and I'm afraid none of us can afford to pay them back..."

"I understand." March 7th nodded. "However, I have one more question—if Mr. Jiaoqiu only wanted to invite us for a medicinal meal, why didn't he let me tell my two masters?"

Jiaoqiu's smile concealed a hint of smugness: "This is just a little psychological suggestion... After I said that, Miss March still doesn't feel that the medicinal diet is more effective?"

Xing praised him lavishly: "You, a doctor, know so many scamming techniques..."

Jiaoqiu didn't take it seriously: "There should be many similar cases of being scammed in the Earth Balance Bureau. I'm just taking the essence and discarding the dross."

March 7th was somewhat disappointed: "So it was just a psychological suggestion... I really thought Mr. Jiaoqiu had some kind of unspeakable secret."

Jiaoqiu said, "Miss March 7, please don't worry. If you need help dealing with Scott, please come to Dan Ding Si anytime. I will definitely help you."

[Star: You have another plan?]

[Jiaoqiu: Of course, the art of strategy is vast and profound. There are open strategies that strengthen the foundation and cultivate strength through regular practice, and there are also insidious strategies that defeat the enemy and launch attacks on the spot. The wisdom is endless. However, scheming alone cannot sustain a living; true strength comes from within.]

March 7th: Oh~~

Ling Sha smiled and said, "If Miss Sanyue needs my help at that time, I will come to help."

March 7th kept it in mind: "Yes, thank you, Mr. Jiaoqiu, thank you, Lady Lingsha."

Time flies, and the day of the showdown with Scott is fast approaching.

Ling Sha, Jiao Qiu, and Bai Lu, three top experts in the medical field of the Immortal Ship, gathered together to devise strategies for March 7th.

[Qingque: Is this some kind of expert consultation? Their specialties seem a bit mismatched, don't they?]

[Huo Huo: But why call three doctors before the final battle? Are you worried about not being able to get timely medical attention?]

[Fireworks: It's true what they say, a cook who doesn't understand medicine isn't a good strategist. This cook and the physician, one doesn't look at recipes, the other doesn't look at prescriptions, they're both obsessed with military strategy. Is this some kind of cultural tradition of the Immortal Ship?]

March 7th was filled with anxiety: "Sigh... I'm about to have my final battle with Scott, and I feel like my martial arts skills haven't improved much at all! Can I really defeat Scott like this? I'm worried!"

"Isn't there a magic pill that can open up meridians, boost cultivation, and strengthen the body in a short time? Like, the kind that, if you just eat one, will instantly make you an unparalleled evil sword immortal!"

Listening to her unrealistic fantasies, Xing sighed, "Are you a secret disciple of the Medicine King?"

"Hey, hey, hey!" March 7th quickly waved his hands, "I can't say such things in front of these doctors, I'm afraid I'll be taken to the Earth Balance Bureau!"

[Star: Why does it have to be the Evil Sword Immortal?]

[March 7th: After all, it's obvious that there's no hope in taking the right path.]

Jiaoqiu stood to the side, turned to face the group, and nodded repeatedly: "Although this idea is dangerous, I am very pleased that Miss March has finally learned to win by any means necessary."

After saying that, he turned his back to the group without making a sound.

March 7th looked troubled: "I'm not happy at all to hear this praise!"

Ling Sha said, "There aren't any convenient medicines on the immortal ship. But if it's just to temporarily boost one's stamina before the competition, that's not impossible."

Bai Lu, hands on her hips, said, "Miss March, I've made you a bowl of [Matsutake Mushroom, Longan, and White Bamboo Sparrow Soup]. It's incredibly nourishing and replenishing; I guarantee you'll be full of energy after you finish it."

Upon hearing that there was delicious food, Xing naturally cheered enthusiastically: "I want some too! I want some too!"

Bai Lu waved her hand: "Go away, don't join in the fun! This medicinal diet is highly nourishing. If you don't engage in strenuous exercise later, it will actually harm your health."

March 7th had a very long-term vision. Upon hearing this, he said, "Then can I drink half first, and keep the other half?"

"In case Scott defeats us, we can use it to replenish our strength..."

Bai Lu said with a hint of helplessness, "Is Miss March so lacking in confidence? Hmm... I was originally planning to treat the company's staff and charge triple the consultation fee."

[Scott: Huh? There's a business genius even more ruthless than me?]

[Star: Good, good ambition!]

[Fireworks: It was a complete disaster, wasn't it?]

[Star: This is the first time March 7th has been so afraid of Scott. Wait, that's not right. Wasn't this supposed to be an adventure to obtain a miraculous elixir? It seems like there really isn't?]

March 7th complained, "Little Divine Doctor, you have no idea how painful those company's mechs are when they hit someone!"

"I'm just afraid of the pain, but I have a way..." Ling Sha recalled a story.

She took out several sections of green and purple plant.

"This medicine is called [Yabulu]. Just three qian (approximately 15 grams) of it can block out the human senses and make people feel no pain."

"Some of the Cloud Cavalry's pills also contain trace amounts of this ingredient. On the battlefield, everyone is bound to be afraid of pain, so as long as you shield yourself from the pain, victory is naturally assured."

On March 7th, I was overjoyed. My precious baby has arrived!

"Wow~~ There's such a miraculous drug! But..." After the previous "battles of wits," she had become somewhat wary: "Won't there be any side effects?"