Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.
Chapter 23 Deceiving an inexperienced old man with no dating experience... and having a good time?
It was more than ten minutes later when Amamiya Kaoru returned.
I successfully adjusted my mindset and emotions, and accepted the fact that I had just been teased by a kid who was several years younger than me.
What a disgrace!!
She absolutely has to get back at them later, otherwise how will she ever be able to hold her head high in front of others again?
Whether a third person knows about this is not important. What's important is to get back at the lost face and teach that shameless scumbag a lesson!
Having devised a revenge plan, Kaoru Amamiya's subsequent actions were all purposeful.
During the ten or so minutes I was in the bathroom, I kept touching up my makeup and even did some eyeliner... I'm just not very skilled at it.
However, thanks to Kaoru Amamiya's solid basic stats, even if the drawing wasn't perfect, the final result was still authoritative and extremely beautiful.
On the way back, I got so many stares!
As I passed by, the people eating around me became noticeably quieter...
"I'm back." Amamiya Kaoru lifted the curtain with a confident smile on her face, but the next second, when she saw what was inside the private room, her smile froze.
The three large glasses of beer were all emptied, as were the grilled skewers that were served; the plates were cleaner than a face.
Kuroba Shido was still there, enjoying the freshly peeled boiled edamame on his plate, looking like he hadn't had enough.
Upon seeing Amamiya Kaoru return, she greeted her, "Yo, teacher, you're back?"
Amamiya Kaoru: "???"
You son of a bitch...
"Thump!" Another tap on Kuroba Shido's head.
"Hey you, you big dummy! Why are you acting like a starving ghost? The teacher's gone and you're already showing off like this. And what's with a kid like you drinking beer?!"
Amamiya Kaoru was heartbroken; her little darling...
Looking at the empty glass, Amamiya Kaoru sighed and asked the waiter to bring a few more beers. The dishes were served one after another.
The two continued eating, the atmosphere quite awkward...
Amamiya Kaoru pondered how to regain the lost ground, while Kuroba Shido continued to show off.
Everyone is busy with their own things.
When I came to my senses, there were far fewer dishes left in front of me.
Amamiya Kaoru: "???"
Amamiya Kaoru snapped, "You're such a starving devil, aren't you? Being with such a beautiful girl like me, is all you can think about?!"
There's a hint of disappointment and frustration in it.
She had put on makeup and dressed up carefully. Even if you weren't completely captivated, you'd at least steal a few glances.
That's how she'll feel good.
What's the point of you showing off your grilled skewers so much? Can't I compete with roast chicken?
"Chew, chew, chew, yeah, is there a problem?" Kuroba Shido chewed while looking "innocently" at Amamiya Kaoru across from him, who was somewhat on the verge of a breakdown.
My lungs feel itchy...
"Thump!"
"Just kidding, teacher. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Compared to your charm, barbecue skewers are like fireflies compared to the light of the moon."
Kuroba Shido said it without hesitation, but his body language betrayed him. He grabbed the skewers and quickly stuffed them into his mouth.
As for the charm of grilled skewers and Kaoru Amamiya, who is the bright moon and who is the firefly... only Shido Kuroba knows the answer.
I don't care what you have or don't have, only what you eat is real!
Amamiya Kaoru has been completely fooled by Kuroba Shido's two sentences and is now very happy.
"Cough cough, you've got some good taste, kid."
Amamiya Kaoru picked up a skewer and started eating. Perhaps because of Kuroba Shido's praise, her movements became much more ladylike.
She chewed slowly, seemingly trying to leave a good impression on Kuroba Shido.
"By the way, about this morning...you, you..." Amamiya Kaoru stammered for a long time without being able to say anything coherent.
Little Beer, however, took a couple of sips first.
Alcohol emboldens the timid; after downing two large gulps of beer, Amamiya Kaoru suddenly became brave, her beautiful and delicate face flushed.
He exhaled a breath of alcohol, the kind that smells sweet.
He looked at Kuroba Shido.
"The teacher doesn't want a third person to know about what happened this morning, you know what I mean?"
"I've been under a lot of pressure lately, it's not that I'm timid or anything. You came in so quietly that I was startled. I was changing clothes at the time, you..."
"If you dare tell anyone, you're dead!!!"
After explaining for a long time, Kaoru Amamiya got frustrated with herself.
With a bang, he downed another mouthful of beer, slammed the glass down on the table, and, looking like a thug, threatened Kuroba Shido not to tell anyone about what happened that morning.
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
Kuroba Shido nodded vigorously, "Understood, teacher. Don't worry, my biggest characteristics are that I'm extremely tight-lipped and have a terrible memory!"
"Keep your mouth shut, or have a bad memory?" Kaoru Amamiya asked.
Kuroba Shido looked completely bewildered: "What do you mean by keeping quiet?"
Amamiya Kaoru: "..."
"D or F?" Kaoru Amamiya asked.
"D, but with the potential to be F..."
Upon hearing this, both of them were stunned. The air froze instantly. Kuroba Shido's face was stiff as he looked at Amamiya Kaoru with disbelief.
Damn it, those old cows and horses actually have such low intelligence!
[Current state: Embarrassed, socially awkward, blushing, heart racing, experiencing "love" for the first time!]
[Salted Fish Guide: Seize that old, inexperienced guy in front of you who loves to daydream, deceive his feelings, empty his wallet, and have a good time!]
The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."
No wonder he's an old cow with absolutely no dating experience... he actually mistook shame and blushing for the feeling of being in love.
If we convert it to something else, wouldn't it be more effective to give it to two big guys or something?
Immediately falling into a passionate relationship?
Poor old oxen and horses...
Kuroba Shido knew all too well that the black-hearted leader was putting "misjudging" in the other party's brain, like now, actually taking this feeling as love... Can you believe how ridiculous that is?
"You bastard!"
Amamiya Kaoru's face flushed red, and she clenched her teeth as she stepped on Kuroba Shido's instep. Hmm... soft and warm, it felt pretty good.
In the following time, it seemed that in order to escape reality, Amamiya Kaoru was drinking heavily, getting herself into a stupor, her face flushed, and she would steal glances at Kuroba Shido from time to time.
He seemed to still be thinking about the revenge plan he had devised in the bathroom earlier...
They want to get back what they lost...
It was two hours later when the two left the yakitori restaurant.
"Teacher, where do you live? I'll call a car to take you home." Kuroba Shido said helplessly, supporting the completely drunk Amamiya Kaoru.
Who knew my alcohol tolerance was so low?
In a daze, Kuroba Shido clearly heard Amamiya Kaoru mention the location and called a ride-hailing app on his phone.
Kuroba Shido helped Amamiya Kaoru into the car and was about to close the door when he saw that she was still dazed and talking nonsense. He stopped, thought for a moment, and then got in.
"I give up, sigh..." Kuroba Shido said helplessly. Who knows if this driver is a good person or not?
The two things Japan has no shortage of besides teachers are perverts...
Although he was also a weak and incompetent cook with little fighting ability, he had three of the following characteristics: old, weak, sick, and disabled.
but……
Let's be loyal brothers this time, since we're both like cattle and horses.
"Holy crap, teacher, where are you going to pull this out from?!" Kuroba Shido stared wide-eyed at Amamiya Kaoru in disbelief.
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