Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"vomit!"

"Ugh...cough cough..."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

At the foot of a luxury apartment building, Shido Kuroba helped Kaoru Amamiya vomit next to the green belt of the neighboring community.

As for why it's the neighboring community... of course, it's so that it's easier to escape if we get caught later!

As a smart boy since childhood, Shido Kuroba naturally considered this detail; as expected of him.

"vomit--"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Okay, he swore he would never be so sympathetic again. That damned old man, if you can't behave well when you're drunk, don't drink so much!

"I feel much better, cough cough... Come on, Shido, help me upstairs, I'll show you my treasure, hehe..." Amamiya Kaoru, reeking of alcohol, wiped her mouth.

"No need for that... Okay!"

Kuroba Shido instinctively wanted to refuse, thinking he should quickly throw Amamiya Kaoru into his home and run away. As for what happened next, that was not his concern.

But if you call it a treasure... then I won't be sleepy anymore!

"Ding!"

The elevator doors opened, and Shido Kuroba helped Kaoru Amamiya out of the elevator, looking around.

"Teacher, what's your room number?"

"502... Ugh..."

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Teacher, please don't throw up, I'm scared.

Thankfully, I didn't throw up in the elevator, otherwise it would have been even more agonizing, and I'd have to come back and clean up afterward... Ugh...

Kuroba Shido sighed, helped Amamiya Kaoru, and found apartment number 502.

It's quite high-end, with a human face, which saves the trouble of opening the door. Otherwise, I would have to search through Amamiya Kaoru's body for a while to get the key out.

"drop!"

"Intruders detected, photos taken!"

Criminals?

Where is it?

Kuroba Shido craned his neck, looking around.

Why didn't he see it...?

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Damn it!"

What kind of bullshit is this artificial intelligence? After all that, it's just artificial stupidity. I almost got fooled by you.

"Snap!"

A crisp electronic sound rang out, and the electronic lock on the artificial intelligence device was opened. Kuroba Shido helped Amamiya Kaoru walk into the apartment. Even after they were gone, the door outside was still making a strange noise.

"Unauthorized intruders detected; dangerous individuals detected..."

"Bang!"

"If you call again, I'll give you the battery clip!" Kuroba Shido looked like a villain, and when he got ruthless, he didn't even spare the electronic lock.

Click.

The first thing Shido Kuroba did after entering the room was to turn on the light. The moment the light fell, Shido Kuroba's brain suddenly felt slippery.

Wow... I didn't expect there to be such an expert!

Kuroba Shido thought his messy house was unbearable, but he didn't expect that Amamiya Kaoru was the real tough guy!

The entire room was filled with "Golden Legend" items!

Small pieces of fabric labeled "cooler" are everywhere, along with beer bottles strewn all over the house. Oh, and black stockings too...

Kuroba Shido picked and chose, and after a while, a sound of shock came from inside the room.

"As expected of the D clan, it seems our chances of defeating Lord Im have increased!" Kuroba Shido put the items back where they belonged.

After searching around the house for a while, we finally found the cleaning tools that had been abandoned for who knows how long.

"I've put you in a difficult position," Kuroba Shido sighed, taking his things outside to clean up the mess left by Amamiya Kaoru.

"Ugh... those wretched old oxen and horses..."

Outside the door, the sound of Shido Kuroba gritting his teeth could be heard from the corridor. He would occasionally gag and vomit, and the pain mask on his face would gradually become visible.

inside the house.

After vomiting for a while, Amamiya Kaoru recovered. Her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and her beautiful face was flushed and smelled of alcohol, making one want to kiss her.

Do whatever you want, like... hehehe.

If this person is Kuroba Shido, then never said that... Damn it, you born evil old man, I'll finish you off with my own hands!

"Ugh... It's so hot, I feel so uncomfortable..."

Inside the room, as Kaoru Amamiya muttered to herself, a rustling sound of something being rubbed could be heard. Wow... Golden Legend.

A few minutes later, Kuroba Shido returned looking utterly dejected, only to find Amamiya Kaoru lying on the sofa, still frantically acquiring equipment, when he collapsed.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

Awesome!!!

Through a series of complex yet not-so-complex maneuvers, Shido Kuroba successfully subdued Kaoru Amamiya.

Tie it up, wrap it like a rice dumpling, and throw it into the bathtub to soak...

It also washes away the unpleasant smell left by the vomit. There are bottles and jars next to it, which look like shower gel.

There were quite a few ingredients, and it smelled pretty good. Kuroba Shido, like a heartless alchemist, added everything in. Hmm... the taste was alright, just a bit pungent.

acceptable.

The only thing keeping Kuroba Shido from running away immediately and making him look disgusted is the "baby" that Amamiya Kaoru mentioned before.

"Teacher, what is this treasure you mentioned? Let me see it quickly," Kuroba Shido urged. After he finished looking at it, he left.

"No, this is my treasure, hehe..." Amamiya Kaoru said mysteriously, still speaking unclearly and in a sticky, slurred manner.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "???"

You dare to play me!

Old man!

I've been waiting for this for so long, and you still won't let me see it!

If you do that, I'll have to charge some interest or something!

Kuroba Shido was prepared to make the old man pay the price, knowing that the consequences of playing him were severe, extremely severe...

"Just one glance, okay? Don't tell anyone else..." Amamiya Kaoru suddenly became childlike, as if sharing a little secret.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Why aren't you saying anything? Are you going to talk or not? If you don't talk, I won't let you see it..." Amamiya Kaoru snorted, seemingly a little unhappy that she hadn't received Kuroba Shido's assurance.

With no other option, Shido Kuroba began chanting a "disclaimer," and Kaoru Amamiya finally nodded in agreement.

Let Kuroba Shido see the treasure!

"Just wait!"

Amamiya Kaoru's voice suddenly became excited. In a flash, she stood up straight from the bathtub and, to Kuroba Shido's shocked and astonished gaze, ran under the sink and pulled out her "treasure"!

A little turtle soaking in water!

"How about it, my darling... Hehe, you can only look at it..." Amamiya Kaoru stood there, grinning foolishly, reaching out to gently touch the turtle's... turtle's head, looking utterly dim-witted.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

He swore that if he ever believed a single word from that despicable old man again, he would be a dog!

This is the password, my treasure!

Hey!

I demand a refund!

Kuroba Shido's face revealed a pained, mushy smile, just like the one Flame Fist had shown...

Splash...

The sounds of running water and a hairdryer in the bathroom vaguely appeared in Amamiya Kaoru's mind as she lay in bed, finally turning into a "bang".

"Criminals detected..."

"If you ask again, I'll give you the battery clip!"

The whole world fell silent!

Amamiya Kaoru was half asleep, muttering something about something precious...

A few hours later, at three in the morning.

Amamiya Kaoru sobered up, suddenly opened her eyes, and sat up in bed. The dazed look in her eyes disappeared, replaced by clarity and shock.

Then... she saw the little turtle on the bedside table, her precious pet, tied up in a very distinctive way.

How unique is it?

It's probably... a unique feature of Japan, like those classic scenes that often appear in movies, where there's an incompetent husband yelling "Yami!"

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

"Ahhh—" Amamiya Kaoru covered her head with the blanket, her face turning as red as a pig's head.

At three in the morning, a sharp, explosive sound erupted from inside the apartment: "I don't want to live anymore, I want to die, waaaaah..."

Even with the blankets and walls blocking the way, the extremely piercing and sharp explosions could not be isolated...

Only Kaoru Amamiya, the person directly involved, truly understands the regret she feels at this moment.

As for the other party involved...

Tokyo, a city known for its poor, a rat-infested district, and home to Shido Kuroba.

At three in the morning, Kuroba Shido, who had just returned home and was lying in bed, fell silent as he looked at two unread messages on his phone.

Miyazaki-san: "Where's your club name? Send it to me by 11 PM, or you'll face the consequences, alien!"

Hmm... Okay, no need to look at this one, he's doomed. Next one.

"You have a new friend request message..."

"Onodera Zannen requests to add you as a friend!"

"Shido-kun, it's me. I'm not a bad guy. Please let me know... (smiles, smiles, smiles)"

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."