Tokyo: After years of stagnation, the heiress of the yakuza arrives.

"Thump!"

Amamiya Kaoru used another move, "Gently Awakening the Sleeping Soul," and knocked on Kuroba Shido's head.

Suddenly, Shido Kuroba's eyes became much clearer.

"What do you mean by food guarding? Teacher isn't a dog!" Amamiya Kaoru glared at Kuroba Shido with dissatisfaction.

As he spoke, he took the beer from Kuroba Shido in front of him and pushed the only glass of juice over to him.

"What kind of alcohol do children drink?"

"You'd better drink my juice!"

In the manner of Lady Amamiya Kaoru, she picked up the large glass of beer she had just snatched from Kuroba Shido and took a big gulp.

"Ah, that feels so good!"

It let out a dragon's roar, with a few specks of white beer foam still clinging to its lips. Hmm... it had a kind of beauty that disregarded Kuroba Shido's life or death.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

What's the difference between this and an old man on the street saying he wants to believe in science, then turning around and flying away on a sword?

What a terrible birth!

In a fit of anger, Kuroba Shido... raged.

I took a sip of the chilled juice that Kaoru Amamiya handed me, and mmm... it was sweet and sour, even the neighbor's kids were drooling.

Ugh, I wonder when he'll be able to stand up again. Damn it, is he destined to be a weak, pathetic cook for the rest of his life?

How dare you be bullied by a woman! Stand up, Shido! Stand up! You can do it!

"What are you doing?" Amamiya Kaoru looked at Kuroba Shido, who had inexplicably stood up, with a puzzled expression.

"Oh, it's nothing. My legs are a little sore, I'm just standing up and moving around."

"Crazy." Amamiya Kaoru rolled her eyes, continued drinking her beer, and then... let out another "Dragon Roar"!

cool!

She's anything but a lady, at least... not quite fitting for the image of a mature and sophisticated doctor like Amamiya Kaoru. It feels like she's about to start picking her toes any second.

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Teacher, you'll never find a boyfriend if you keep going like this. By the way, teacher, you should be single since birth, right?" Kuroba Shido asked.

Amamiya Kaoru, who had been happily drinking there, froze upon hearing this, and her face immediately darkened.

The thing she hates most in her life, besides her job, is people talking behind her back and saying that she can't find a boyfriend!

Damn it, so what if you can't find a boyfriend!

"Bullshit, I... cough cough, the boyfriends that Teacher has dated stretch from Tokyo to Hokkaido!" Amamiya Kaoru bristled like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.

Kuroba Shido looked at Amamiya Kaoru, who was red-faced and had her guard down because of a single sentence, and silently nodded.

Lies don't hurt, truth is the knife.

Why did they break down? It's so hard to guess. Could it be that they guessed correctly?

No way, no way...

"Could you share your cooking experience, teacher? I'd like to learn from you." Kuroba Shido asked earnestly.

"Cooking? Why are you suddenly asking about this? But the teacher is quite the cook; he used to be famous in our village..."

Amamiya Kaoru spoke eloquently about her past glory in the small village!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Okay, that's settled. I'm a single woman in my late thirties who's never been in a relationship, and the only thing I'm good at is talking tough.

No wonder the ruthless system would give such a fair assessment... so gullible.

It's quite pitiful to think about; there are quite a few "old oxen and horses" like Amamiya Kaoru in society.

At least Kaoru Amamiya's efforts have paid off. She's finally made it through the tough times, can earn money, has found a comfortable job, and is also good-looking with a fantastic figure...

As for why Kuroba Shido knows so much, you don't need to worry about that.

All I can say is... "I saw it with my own eyes!"

That's incredibly exaggerated!

As expected of a cow or horse, they're awesome!

Other laborers in society suffer terribly, working themselves to the bone, with no end in sight.

The poor cannot describe the lives of the rich, nor can they even imagine them, but in the details of poverty and the lives of beasts of burden, Kuroba Shido explains word by word...

It's so hard to guess, what could be the reason?

Could it be that some guy is a slacker?

No way...

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

Screw you!

In just a few words, Amamiya Kaoru had already finished her first beer, demonstrating an astonishing alcohol tolerance and remarkable speed.

"Bang!"

"Phew, that felt so good!" Amamiya Kaoru's pretty face turned quite red. She remained as carefree as ever, without a trace of ladylike demeanor, and then... a dragon's roar.

I was thinking of trying to maintain the relationship, but after talking to Shido Kuroba, he's completely revealed his true nature.

I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean... At this moment, Kaoru Amamiya is fully revealed!

It's an old cow or a horse!!!

The Black Feather Warrior said, "..."

"Teacher, you're not ladylike at all. No wonder you can't find a boyfriend." Kuroba Shido also picked up a pig's ear in half, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

Hmm... tastes good, let me have another sip of beer... and a little juice.

Eh...

Glug, glug... Surprisingly, it tastes pretty good. I think I'll fall in love with it after a couple more sips.

I don't know if it's because it's free, but the juice felt especially refreshing today...

"Bang!"

"Who are you saying doesn't have a man!" Amamiya Kaoru bristled like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, her face flushed, whether from the alcohol or from the heat of the moment, it was hard to tell.

Kuroba Shido didn't hold back either; a teacher who's stubborn needs to be beaten down by society!

Kuroba Shido took a deep breath, swallowed the juice in his mouth, and his eyes instantly became deep. His beautiful peach blossom eyes stared straight at Amamiya Kaoru in front of him.

With eyes that seem to hold a dog with deep affection, Kuroba Shido is just right; he's quite skilled at acting...

Since that's the case, let's practice on the old oxen and horses in front of us.

"Teacher, actually I approached you on purpose." Kuroba Shido's tone became calm as he looked at Amamiya Kaoru and began to "confess".

Amamiya Kaoru: "???"

My head suddenly buzzed, and as if I had just thought of something, I sobered up completely!

"You... what nonsense are you talking about!" Amamiya Kaoru suppressed her inner panic, forced a straight face, and put on the dignity of a teacher and elder.

"I saw you by chance on the day I enrolled in school. From that day on, I couldn't eat or sleep. Every time I closed my eyes, your image, your words, your actions, your every smile and frown were all I could see..."

"Teacher, I like you. Will you be my girlfriend?"

Kuroba Shido looked at Amamiya Kaoru with deep affection.

Amamiya Kaoru: "!!!"

My head was buzzing; all my logic and information processing abilities were paralyzed, and all I could think about was the confession that Shido Kuroba had just said.

A relentless, 360-degree, all-encompassing, saturated attack on the cerebral cortex...

Simply put, the brain becomes slippery and the top of the head becomes pointed.

Kuroba Shido continued his attack. After confessing his feelings, he took advantage of Amamiya Kaoru's stunned moment and pressed down on her, placing one hand on the table.

He leaned forward and kissed Kaoru Amamiya...

Closer and closer, closer and closer...

"Huh? Teacher, why didn't you dodge?" With less than three centimeters left, Kuroba Shido stopped, a hint of confusion in his eyes.

That's enough. We can't go any further, or it will be an unforgivable crime. If things go too far, he'll suffer a lot.

After a few seconds, Amamiya Kaoru seemed to "come back to life".

"Tsk, because the teacher saw through your clumsy tricks a long time ago." Amamiya Kaoru clicked her tongue, her tone disdainful and very confident, speaking casually.

A mocking, sarcastic smile curled at the corner of his mouth.

"Thump."

He tapped Kuroba Shido on the head again, this time with much more force than before. After the tap, Kuroba Shido looked like a cat and mouse meme, clutching his head.

"So young, and already so good at sweet-talking girls? He's got a whole repertoire of lies, what a scumbag! Pah!"

"It's only because the teacher is a seasoned veteran, having seen more men than you've ever eaten meals, that he'd have stumbled... You're still too green."

"Oh, right, I've had a bit too much to drink. I'm going to the restroom. The food's here, you can start eating..."

Amamiya Kaoru picked up her bag and headed towards the store's restroom. The crisp sound of her high heels echoed as she walked away.

In the women's restroom.

"Bang."

The moment the door closed, the composure and calm on Amamiya Kaoru's face vanished, and her face turned as red as a pig's head.

She covered her mouth to keep from making a sound, her heart pounding wildly... she couldn't stop it.

"Damn it, they tricked me!!!"

Amamiya Kaoru gritted her teeth, tears of shame and indignation welling up in her eyes.

Just kidding, I didn't see through it, my brain just went blank... Waaah.

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