Black Robe: How can Saiki Kusuo not be considered a superpowered individual?

"Hey, cute boy, did you just take a picture of me with your phone?"

Ezekiel crouched down slightly, looked at Qi Mu, and revealed a "naive" smile.

"Yes, let's take a picture and show it to God."

Qi Mu nodded. Although Ezekiel was a false believer, he was John's friend.

Or rather, are we friends?

At least John didn't hit him.

The other party's level of affection for me is a bit strange. Could it be because of John that I jumped to [73]?

"Wow, I didn't know you were a Christian too."

Ezekiel's eyes lit up. He pointed to the white archbishop's robes he was wearing and said to Qi Mu:

"I am Ezekiel, Archbishop of the New York Christian Church, a partner of the homeland."

After saying that, he raised his sexy eyebrows at Qi Mu.

"Strictly speaking, I don't believe in God; she's just an alcoholic."

Qi Mu shook his head and spoke to Ezekiel.

"Oh my god, that's a very interesting idea. God will forgive everything."

Ezekiel blinked; he didn't care what God looked like.

He can become the most devout believer as long as the name of God can bring him enough benefits.

Of course, it was just talk.

Qi Mu frowned, his pale purple eyes fixed on Ezekiel.

Wait a minute, I really can't see a trace of faith in him. At least Starlight has some aura of faith about him.

Ezekiel looked at Qi Mu in front of him, and his hand unconsciously reached out to touch Qi Mu's head.

"Hey, Archbishop Ezekiel, why don't we talk about the upcoming victory celebration?"

Starlight stood up, walked to Qi Mu, and took Ezekiel's hand.

Ezekiel frowned slightly, but quickly regained his composure.

He was gay, and perhaps he had some thoughts about women in his early years, but after experiencing the pleasures of being a priest, he completely gave up those worldly desires.

He wanted something even crazier.

"Oh, starlight, you cannot stop me from preaching the Lord's faith to a pure lamb."

Ezekiel glared at Starlight, who was gripping his wrist. He knew that Starlight's entry into the Seven Heroes was largely due to Ezekiel's help as the Archbishop of New York.

If it were a few years ago, when his orientation was still normal, with Starlight's looks, he definitely wouldn't have escaped her.

"Belief......."

Starlight's lips twitched. "Didn't you hear Qi Mu's evaluation of the Lord just now, Ezekiel?"

What innocent lamb would think that the Lord is a drunkard!

"That's right, Starlight, have you forgotten the Lord's teachings?"

........

Starlight fell silent. She took a deep breath and then spoke:

"Anyway, shouldn't we talk about business first?"

Ezekiel's face turned cold; the starlight dampened his spirits.

He took a few steps back, and the wrist that Starlight was holding extended out in an eerie way.

"OK, fine, but please let go of my hand, Miss Starlight."

Starlight rolled her eyes and loosened her grip on Ezekiel's wrist. As if made of rubber, Ezekiel's hand retracted.

Qi Mu looked at the starlight in front of him with some surprise. He poked the starlight on the back and asked telepathically.

[Why do I feel like this guy is acting weird?]

Starlight turned her head and spoke softly to Qi Mu.

"I only vaguely heard it from a friend I haven't seen in a long time; Archbishop Ezekiel seems to be... the same."

Qi Mu's face froze.

He stood there, completely stunned.

[Is it true or not?]

"I don't know, if Alex isn't lying to me."

Starlight gently patted Qi Mu's pink hair and led him to a chair nearby.

"Don't worry, he's not strong enough to be your match."

"Now, just stay here and wait to attend my upcoming celebration party."

Starlight's smile was so sweet that it slightly restored Qi Mu's petrified face.

[Take him away.]

[If all else fails, for God's sake, shall we...castrate him?]

Qi Mu's wording was very precise.

"Pfft, okay, don't worry, I'll protect you."

"My sister is much more capable than that guy who pretends to be God."

Starlight also couldn't resist taking a jab at a certain scumbag God who called himself "[Qi Mu's favorite older sister]".

"Hey, Starlight, are you done?"

Ezekiel, standing to the side, put his hands in his pockets in dissatisfaction and urged Starlight, who was still flirting with Qi Mu.

He began to wonder if Starlight had also awakened some strange fetish.

For example...lt?

"Here you come, don't rush. The Lord said that everything should be done slowly."

Ezekiel's eyelid twitched.

"The Lord never said that."

He corrected him, pointing to the starlight.

Starlight raised his finger, pointed at Ezekiel, and said:

"Well, how do you know the Lord didn't say that?"

Ezekiel was somewhat amused by this; even if he used God as an excuse, he still had to cite scripture from the Covenant.

And what about starlight? Was this just something made up on the spot?

"Hey, Archangel Saiki, do you think God actually said that?"

Starlight said to Qi Mu, who was sitting on the side holding his phone and complaining to Yehe.

"I did say that."

Qi Mu nodded.

"See?"

Starlight spread its arms wide.

......

Ezekiel looked at the defiant Starlight before him, and his previously unpleasant expression suddenly relaxed.

"Well, after all, it's your victory celebration."

"So, can we start practicing our next lines now?"

After becoming a member of the Seven Heroes, Starlight has gradually broken free from the church's control.

It seems that the next step will have to be to target her Christian mother, Donna.

Otherwise, if she becomes more powerful, it's hard to say whether she will still listen to the church.

........

A short skit featuring Qi Mu and Yehe chatting.

[Coffee jelly addiction]: Groundhog screaming.jpg

[Coffee Jelly Addiction]: That guy is a jerk! Jeh! Your archbishop is a jerk!

[Qi Mu's favorite older sister]: Huh? You'll give it to me? If you will, then I'll give it to you.

[Severe dependence on coffee jelly]: ? ? ?

[Qi Mu's favorite older sister]: There are so many worlds, I can't possibly control every single archbishop, especially since your world is based on such outdated technology.

[Coffee jelly addiction]: ...But the way he looked at me was strange.

[Saiki's favorite older sister]: ? ? ?

[Qi Mu's favorite older sister]: Didn't Becca care?

[Severe dependence on coffee jelly]: Mom was at home, and John and I were playing outside.

[Saiki's favorite older sister]: You wait, I'll find a chance to throw Longinus down.

[Coffee Jelly Addiction]:.......Never mind, I'll ask John for help later.

[Saiki's favorite older sister]: Ah, Saiki, don't you want to hug me?

[Severe dependence on coffee jelly]: That would be suffocating.

In Heaven, Jehovah sits enthroned on a platinum throne, draped in a platinum robe, holding in her left hand a crystal-clear jeweled goblet, within which swirls a magnificent wine.

"Tch, that stinky woman Becca, she even said she was taking good care of Qi Mu."

Her cheeks flushed slightly as she took a sip of her drink and put the freed Spear of Longinus back in its place.