Black Robe: How can Saiki Kusuo not be considered a superpowered individual?

The Water Tower.

1 floor, the auditorium.

"I believe that fighting crime is the duty of us superheroes..."

Starlight, dressed in a platinum-gold dress, sat in the preparation room, repeatedly reciting the lines she had prepared on the paper.

Although there was a teleprompter, Starlight was a newcomer and no one told her that she could use it later.

"Hey, Starlight, excuse me."

Just then, Ashley pushed open the door and entered, speaking to Starlight.

"Yes, ma'am, is there anything I can help you with?"

Starlight still had some goodwill towards Ms. Ashley, and she asked Ashley curiously.

"The schedule has changed. Mr. Homelander will be back for your celebration party soon, so your lines will be slightly altered."

Starlight paused for a moment, then nodded.

"I understand, Ms. Ashley."

After receiving Ashley's revised manuscript, Starlight threw it all away after she left.

She took out her phone and sent a message to the mysterious pink creature.

[Starlight]: Qi Mu, are you and John coming to my victory celebration party?

[Coffee Jelly Addict]: Yeah, I dragged John over here. After all, you guys are teammates and need to build a relationship.

Starlight's eyelids twitched as she looked at the message Qi Mu had sent. Something felt off.

[Starlight]: ? ? ?

[Coffee jelly addiction]: You know what's going on with Walter.

[Coffee Jelly Addiction]: I hope John can make some normal friends, so I hope you can take care of him more, Starlight.

Starlight's lips twitched; she thought Qi Mu's words were utter nonsense.

Go and take care of your own people?

real or fake?

The strongest superhuman who treats the deep sea like a roadside path and can be strangled at will?

[Starlight]: Um, Saiki, I think it's better if John takes care of me...

[Coffee Jelly Addiction]: We're almost there.

dong dong dong.

There was a knock on the door of the preparation room.

"Come in."

Starlight looked up and saw a delicate face facing the doorway, its large eyes fixed on the man dressed in light-colored casual clothes, carrying a familiar box.

Homelander's smile was somewhat stiff. He raised his hand towards the starlight, and the pink creature behind him poked his back before he finally spoke:

"Haha, Starlight, it's great to meet you. This is a gift for you."

Homelander delivered the coffee jelly that Qi Mu had bought.

"Th...thank you?"

Starlight swallowed hard; she felt that the man from her homeland was incredibly awkward.

To be honest, Homelanders has experienced similar situations before.

For example, sending lattes to Queen Maeve before.

But to be pointed at by Qi Mu like this, to receive gifts, to befriend someone like a child...

Oh well, as long as Qi Mu is happy.

"Ahem, you're welcome. Qi Mu, please sit with Xingguang for a while. I'll go change my clothes."

After delivering the items to Starlight, Homelander left immediately.

The pink creature behind him finally jumped out.

[Yo, good afternoon.]

Qi Mu greeted the starlight.

"What a generous gift, Shit! Qi Mu, you have no idea how many versions of lines they prepared!"

After the Homelander left, Starlight, free of burdens, jumped over and grabbed Qi Mu.

.......

My hair is very precious.

Qi Mu grumbled and straightened his messy hair.

"I don't care, Archangel Saiki, do you have any ideas? I don't want to memorize this anymore!"

Starlight, like a little girl, started teasing Qi Mu.

"Do you have that superpower—the ability to make someone memorize a speech?"

She looked at Qi Mu with bright eyes and asked him a question.

"......No."

Qi Mu guiltily turned his gaze away.

"Um???"

Starlight leaned closer, squinted at Qi Mu, and said fiercely:

"You're lying!"

"......"

Qi Mu sighed helplessly.

Why don't you use a teleprompter?

Starlight paused for a moment, scratched her head, and asked somewhat blankly;

"Is there a teleprompter here?"

"Yes, I saw it on my way here."

Starlight's cheeks were slightly flushed.

As the two were chatting, there was another knock on the preparation room door.

The person who came in this time was a face that Qi Mu had seen before.

Ezekiel, according to the starlight, is a Christian archbishop.

An archbishop without faith.

"Hey, starlight, may God bless you."

Ezekiel clasped his hands together and gave a benevolent smile to the starlight.

He seems to be a really good person.

Click.

The flash went by quickly.

Ezekiel and Starlight, both sensitive to flashing lights, focused their attention on Qi Mu.

"Hey, little one, what are you doing?"

Ezekiel watched Qi Mu fiddling with his phone, feeling both confused and flustered.

No, he didn't do anything when he came in; he just greeted Xingguang politely.

Why did this child even take a picture of him?

Starlight also came over, looking curiously at Qi Mu's phone.

[Severe dependence on coffee jelly]: Ezekiel.jpg

[Coffee Jelly Addiction]: Your Archbishop.

[Saiki's favorite older sister]: ? ? ? Saiki, stop teasing your sister and making her laugh.

[Coffee Jelly Addiction]: He's an archbishop, even if he has no faith, his position still matters.

[Saiki's favorite older sister]: Ara ara, Saiki, are you trying to kill him? Sure, you can.

[Saiki's favorite older sister]: Holy light & Yehe slightly tipsy face.jpg.

"Huh——————"

The sound of starlight rang out from the side.

"Qi Mu, how did you meet these guys online?"

Regarding the person who had labeled him "[Qi Mu's favorite older sister]" and sent him a picture full of holy light, Xingguang made a sour comment.

"She is God."

Qi Mu spoke to the starlight.

"...My archangel, don't let yourself be fooled by weird people online."

Starlight rolled her eyes and complained.

"If you do that, you'll go to hell."

Qi Mu exited the chat interface with Yehe, looked at the starlight with dead fish eyes, and spoke.

"You bastard, what do you mean by '[favorite older sister]'? I am one."

"I can't change it either. That guy has forcibly locked my nickname, and changing it is too much trouble."

Ezekiel, watching Xingguang and Qimu chat, became even more curious about Qimu.

Looking closer, this pink-haired child is quite pretty.

It even gave him a sense of holiness, making him feel much better than the little boys in the church.

(Hiss, the verification period is over, but there's no debut? Did the debut come early? Oh well, here's a request for some good reviews and some love-driven content from the author. There aren't many authors as prolific as this one anymore (#^.^#))