Twin female zombies come to the door: My lord, please have mercy!
Chapter 16 Big Data Recommendation
"System, isn't this just asking me to act like a pervert first thing in the morning?"
Lin Ye complained inwardly, but his body was completely honest.
Option C is practically a free bonus and reward; only a fool would choose anything else!
"I choose C!"
The moment he made his choice, Lin Ye placed the casserole on the table, turned around, and naturally leaned against the edge of the dining table.
He crossed his arms and a roguish smile played on his lips.
Are you hungry?
Lin Ye looked at the stunning twins in front of him.
"Since you can't eat worldly food, then come over. Your husband is in a good mood today and will feed you personally."
These words were spoken.
A fiery golden-red light flashed in the depths of Leng Yue's originally cold eyes.
Froststar let out a cheer, transformed into a blue afterimage, and pounced directly into Lin Ye's arms.
"Brother-in-law is the best! Froststar wants to have the first bite!"
Froststar's petite body, less than 1.5 meters tall, skillfully clung to Lin Ye.
Her small hands clung tightly to Lin Ye's neck, like a spoiled kitten, greedily inhaling the pure yang energy emanating from Lin Ye's carotid artery.
Lin Ye felt a chill on his neck.
Immediately afterwards, Froststar's two sharp little fangs precisely bit into the red mark that had not yet completely faded.
"Ouch! Be gentle, little darling! Thank goodness I don't mutate."
Lin Ye gasped.
Froststar paid no heed, and the moment her teeth pierced her skin, she let out a sweet, satisfied moan.
That pink little tongue with barbs frantically licked and sucked at Lin Ye's wounded blood vessels.
A tingling, electric current shot up Lin Ye's spine and straight to the top of his head.
He could clearly feel the pure yang energy within his body slowly flowing into Froststar's cold body through the wound.
As the yang energy was injected, Froststar's body, which was originally like an ice block, began to turn a stunning pink, and her body temperature miraculously began to warm up.
Her little feet rubbed restlessly against Lin Ye's legs, making a "woo-woo" sound of pleasure.
"Enough, Froststar, don't go overboard."
Just as Lin Ye was becoming somewhat disoriented from the suction, an extremely cold pressure instantly enveloped the entire restaurant.
Leng Yue had already walked up to Lin Ye without anyone noticing.
In her deep red eyes, an undisguised possessiveness pulsated.
She stretched out a long, slender, icy hand, forcefully grabbed Froststar by the back of the neck, and forcibly pulled the sickly white zombie off Lin Ye, then casually tossed it onto the chair next to her.
"Sister, you're so mean!"
Froststar licked the blood from the corner of her mouth, a flash of crimson appearing in her heterochromatic eyes.
However, due to the suppression of the Red Hou's rank, it could only puff out its cheeks in grievance.
Leng Yue ignored her sister's protest.
She turned her head and stared intently at Lin Ye.
That stunningly beautiful yet icy face was slowly approaching.
Lin Ye leaned against the edge of the dining table, with nowhere left to retreat.
Leng Yue reached out and cupped Lin Ye's cheeks in her hands.
Those hands were as cold as ice buried under the Antarctic glacier for thousands of years, but the moment they touched Lin Ye's burning hot skin, they triggered a chilling tremor.
"My lord, it's my turn."
Before she could finish speaking, Leng Yue's cool, soft red lips pressed forcefully onto Lin Ye's lips.
Without the slightest hesitation, they pried open Lin Ye's jaw.
"Hmm!"
Lin Ye's eyes widened.
This wasn't a gentle good morning kiss at all; it was a domineering CEO-style plunder!
The extremely Yin energy within Leng Yue's body, accumulated over millennia, and the pure Yang energy within Lin Ye intertwined wildly between their lips and teeth, forming a vortex.
Lin Ye felt as if even his breathing was being completely taken over by the other party.
The extreme cold and the intense heat collide on the tip of the tongue, and each entanglement brings a shiver that strikes straight to the soul.
Leng Yue's tall figure pressed tightly against Lin Ye.
A strand of silver hair fell onto Lin Ye's collarbone, bringing a tingling, itchy sensation.
Leng Yue's fingers unconsciously dug into Lin Ye's hair, pulling him even tighter.
A full three minutes passed.
Just when Lin Ye felt he was about to suffocate and his yang energy was about to be depleted.
Leng Yue finally moved her lips away with reluctance.
A thin, ambiguous silver line stretched between their lips, then snapped instantly.
"call……"
Lin Ye leaned against the table, panting heavily, his old face as red as a boiled crab.
Looking at Leng Yue again, she was breathing slightly, gently wiping the water stains from the corners of her lips with the back of her hand.
Those deep red eyes looked at Lin Ye, her tone carrying a sweetness like the melting of a thousand-year-old ice:
"My lord's yang energy... is exceptionally pure today. I am very satisfied."
"Ding! Daily option task completed. Harem harmony +5, current harmony: 20. Obtained [Yellow Rank Talisman Crafting Material Pack]."
Hearing the system notification, Lin Ye forced himself to stand up straight, leaning on the table for support.
"You're full, right? If you're full, sit still and watch me eat!"
Lin Ye glared at the two female zombies with annoyance, picked up the slightly warm congee with preserved egg and lean pork, and began to wolf it down.
This gigolo not only strains your back, but it also drains your energy!
Seeing Lin Ye wolfing down his food, Leng Yue and Shuang Xing, sitting opposite him, exchanged a glance.
Although one is a cool and aloof older sister and the other is a yandere loli, at this moment, a warm feeling of finally finding someone to rely on flashed in their eyes.
"Oh, right."
Lin Ye swallowed a mouthful of porridge, wiped his mouth, and looked at the two of them, saying:
"We made a lot of money last night. The furniture in this shop is too worn out, especially the bed on the second floor. I plan to order a three-meter-wide imported king-size bed online today, and also buy a new refrigerator."
"Book a bed online?"
Leng Yue frowned slightly, seemingly puzzled by this modern term.
"Yes, that's the phone."
"Delivery to your door, installation included."
Lin Ye took out his phone, which had a cracked corner on the screen, opened Taobao, and swiped up a picture of a luxurious king-size bed.
A hint of curiosity immediately flashed in Leng Yue's deep red eyes.
She leaned closer to look at the screen, a thoughtful expression appearing on her usually aloof face.
"This thing... is it the magic array that trapped countless little people yesterday, constantly yelling at me to 'cut them down'?"
"That's called Pinduoduo! This is Taobao!" Lin Ye said, both amused and exasperated.
"Since they can afford such a large couch..."
Leng Yue's slender fingers scribbled stiffly across the screen. Her eyes suddenly turned cold as she pointed to a scantily clad black lace bra featured in the bottom recommendation section. Her voice was icy and earnest as she asked:
"My lord, what kind of fiend would wear such shameless, intimate clothing? Such exposure is utterly disgraceful!"
Lin Ye almost spat out his mouthful of porridge.
Froststar, standing nearby, also joined in, her heterochromatic eyes darting around as she pointed at the underwear and added a sly remark:
"Wow! This must be evidence that our husband is secretly watching those naked women behind our backs! Sister, let's cut him off!"
"What the hell... this is big data recommendation! I haven't seen it!"
Lin Ye looked up in despair at the dark ceiling of the funeral parlor.
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