Twin female zombies come to the door: My lord, please have mercy!

On an autumn afternoon in Jiangzhou, sunlight filtered through the locust leaves of the old street, casting dappled patterns in front of the Lin Family Funeral Shop.

However, the atmosphere inside the shop was even colder than the late autumn outside.

Leng Yue's deep red eyes were fixed on the "sexy lingerie" on the screen, which consisted of only a few semi-transparent black veils and lace trim. She exuded an extremely dangerous aura of a red beast.

"My lord, though I have been asleep for a thousand years and am unfamiliar with the customs of this modern world, how can such an obscene and filthy garment, which is even worse than a bodice, be worn by a woman?"

Leng Yue's voice was cold, yet tinged with anger and embarrassment.

Her high, firm breasts heaved violently with her emotional turmoil.

Froststar sat on a chair, swinging her white little feet, licking an ice pop she had just taken out of the freezer, and stirring up trouble as if she wanted to stir up some trouble:

"Sister, you don't understand. They say on TV that men become bad when they have money."

"My brother-in-law just made a million last night, and today he's watching these naked, wicked women. When he's asleep tonight, let's gouge out his eyes and soak them in alcohol to drink!"

"Watch less of those mother-in-law/daughter-in-law dramas on TV!"

Lin Ye was covered in sweat, feeling like his back teeth were about to break.

"I already said it, it's big data! This is really a big data recommendation, it's not something I actively searched for!" Lin Ye weakly defended himself.

Just as Leng Yue's gaze grew increasingly dangerous, seemingly preparing to burn the iron box filled with "lewd energy" to ashes with the Red Lotus Karmic Fire.

The system's irresistibly tempting notification popped up.

"Ding! My Lord, please exercise self-restraint. System notification: The system has detected that the host is facing a crisis of 'Zombie Girl's online shopping interrogation.' Please make a choice within three minutes!"

Option A: Enraged – Slamming the table and yelling, “I paid for this myself, what’s wrong with watching something borderline?!”

[Reward: Courage +10. Consequence: Leng Yue will let you experience what it means to have your "pure Yang body roasted by the Red Lotus Karmic Fire," and you will die at the age of 24.]

[Option B: Forced popular science education – Take out paper and pen and explain in detail what internet algorithms and big data push are.]

[Reward: Obtain the title "Cyber ​​Mentor". Consequence: Due to extreme boredom, Frostnova will fall asleep halfway through, and Coldmoon will still think you are making excuses, resulting in a -5 favorability rating.]

[Option C: Call a deer a horse, turn the tables—tell them with an air of righteous indignation that this isn't underwear, but a modern high-tech defensive artifact! To prove your innocence, the system will sponsor a physical set for free.]

[Reward: Obtain the [Succubus Lace Robe] (Low-grade Profound-level defensive magic weapon), triggering the Leng Yue's unexpected cuteness storyline. Consequence: You'll need superb acting skills.]

"System, thank you so much, you ancestors for eight generations!"

Lin Ye roared inwardly, "This damn system clearly wants to see Leng Yue wear this thing!"

Each time there are three options, only option C can save you from danger.

Now that he could get a Xuan-level magic weapon for free, Lin Ye didn't even need to think about it.

"I choose C!"

Lin Ye took a deep breath, his panicked expression instantly turning serious, and also carrying a hint of grief and indignation at being misunderstood.

He stepped forward, snatched the phone from Leng Yue's hand, and said with righteous indignation:

"My wife, you've misunderstood me!"

Leng Yue paused slightly, her red eyes narrowing: "A misunderstanding?"

"That's right!" Lin Ye puffed out his chest.

"You think this is ordinary fabric? You think this is the filth worn by shameless women? You're so wrong! This is called 'Heavenly Silkworm Ice Silk Armor'! It's the latest close-fitting defensive magic weapon developed by the modern cultivation world, combining technology and ruthless skill!"

Seeing the bewildered expressions on Leng Yue and Shuang Xing's faces, Lin Ye seized the opportunity and quickly flipped his right hand behind his back.

With a slight flash of light, a physical item retrieved from the system's inventory—the [Succubus Lace Robe]—appeared in his hand.

"Look!"

Lin Ye suppressed the urge to have a nosebleed and displayed the almost transparent black lace fabric to the two female zombies.

The moment the object appeared, Leng Yue's breath caught in her throat.

This fabric... is even less than it appears on the screen!

It was embroidered with delicate but extremely ambiguous dark patterns, with only a few pitiful pieces of covering it, the rest being all semi-transparent black gauze and thin ribbons.

"This...this is outrageous!!"

As if she had been scalded, Leng Yue abruptly took half a step back, her beautiful cheeks instantly turning bright red, and even her slender swan neck was tinged with a captivating crimson.

"My lady, feel the spiritual energy fluctuations emanating from this!"

Lin Ye spoke nonsense with a straight face, and directly stuffed the robe into Leng Yue's hands.

Leng Yue instinctively wanted to throw it away, but when her fingertips touched the translucent lace, a look of surprise flashed in her golden-red eyes.

Because this seemingly fragile fabric actually contained a subtle yet extremely high-grade defensive array fluctuation!

"This...is actually a robe?" Leng Yue exclaimed in a low voice.

"Of course! This fabric is thin so it won't hinder your movements in battle, and the openwork design is to better release the Yin and Yang energies!"

Lin Ye transformed into a top-notch salesman, explaining things without batting an eye.

Leng Yue was completely fooled by Lin Ye's nonsense.

She bit her rosy lower lip, hesitantly holding up the robes in front of her.

Lin Ye's gaze was immediately fixed on this gesture.

Leng Yue was already wearing tight-fitting loungewear.

At this moment, several alluring black lace ribbons draped over her chest and waist, the semi-transparent black fabric creating a striking visual contrast with her snow-white skin.

A paradoxical sense of abstinence and extreme indulgence is perfectly blended in her.

She lowered her head slightly, her silver hair falling in front of her.

Those flushed cheeks paired with her impressively large features made her look like a walking hormone-generating machine.

"But... this magical artifact can only be worn as undergarment..."

Leng Yue's voice was barely audible, and she seemed hesitant to look Lin Ye in the eye.

"Well, good steel should be used where it's needed most. If my wife encounters a powerful enemy, wearing this will surely turn danger into safety. This is a protective treasure I specially found for you!"

Lin Ye said with deep emotion.

Upon hearing this, Leng Yue's anger vanished completely, replaced by a deep sense of emotion and tenderness.

She carefully folded the succubus lingerie, tucked it into her sleeve, and whispered:

"My lord, you've gone to so much trouble. After I bathe tonight, I'll... I'll try it on for you."

"puff!"

Lin Ye almost spat out all the goji berry tea he had just drunk.

Trying it on?! No way! This is going to kill me!

"My brother-in-law is biased! I want one of those magical artifacts too!"

Froststar threw away her popsicle stick and pounced on Lin Ye, hugging his leg.

"What are you doing wearing magic robes, you little brat? Wait until you're as big as your sister!"

Lin Ye pushed Shuangxing away as if fleeing.

"Well, ladies, you stay home, I'm going out for a bit! I made some money last night, I'm going to the ghost market to buy you some high-grade wild ginseng and blood bodhi seeds to nourish your bodies!"

After saying that, Lin Ye pulled up the roller shutter and rushed out of the funeral parlor like a gust of wind.

Behind him, he could faintly hear Leng Yue's gentle admonition: "My lord, come back soon, the sun is scorching outside..."