Twin female zombies come to the door: My lord, please have mercy!

The next day, it was almost noon.

The autumn rain that had lasted for three days in Jiangzhou City has finally stopped.

The long-awaited sunlight struggled to tear through the clouds, casting a golden beam of light through the gaps in the heavy blackout curtains of the second-floor bedroom onto the scratched wooden floor.

Lin Ye opened his eyes and stared blankly at the yellowish ceiling for a full five minutes.

He tried to move his body and immediately let out a painful groan.

"hiss!"

Frostnova, wearing a Pikachu oversized T-shirt, was pressing down on the left side of her body.

This little girl is a very restless sleeper; one of her short, white legs straddles his stomach, and her little head is buried in the crook of his neck.

A trace of glistening saliva clung to the corner of his mouth, clearly indicating that he mistook his neck for some kind of delicious yang lollipop.

Meanwhile, the right side of his body was enveloped in an astonishingly soft and icy sensation.

Leng Yue's jade-like arm rested naturally on Lin Ye's chest, her long, ankle-length silver hair cascading over half the bed, exuding the pleasant, cool fragrance of red spider lilies.

Having experienced last night's life-or-death struggle and the exhaustion caused by the "Yin-Yang Intercourse Nine Heavens Thunder".

Lin Ye felt as if he had been run over by an eight-wheeled heavy truck and then stuffed into the freezer compartment of a double-door refrigerator.

He carefully pinched Frostnova by the back of her neck and lifted her off him like a kitten.

Then he gently lifted Leng Yue's arm and placed it back beside her, then pulled the thin blanket over her to cover the spring light that was enough to drive anyone crazy.

After doing all this, Lin Ye tiptoed out of bed, supporting his aching back as he walked out of the bedroom.

The funeral parlor on the first floor remained dark and gloomy.

Lin Ye didn't rush to open the roller shutter door. Instead, he walked to the rocking chair behind the counter, slumped down, and brewed himself a large cup of strong goji berry and ginseng tea.

"call……"

After a sip of hot tea, the lingering chill in his body was dispelled, and Lin Ye's mind finally cleared completely.

He closed his eyes and silently said in his mind, "System, open the panel."

With a slight distortion on the retina, that familiar semi-transparent light screen, with its frame that combined a high-tech feel with a touch of metaphysics, popped out.

[Please Respect Yourself, My Lord System]

Host: Lin Ye

Physique: Pure Yang Dao Body (Primary Awakening)

Current Yang energy level: 85/120 (healthy state, but moderation is recommended)

Official Points: 850

Harem Harmony Rating: 15 (Barely balanced, still at risk of being harmed)

Bound partners: Cold Moon (Tier 1: Sun-Draining Symbiosis), Frost Star (Tier 1: Sun-Draining Symbiosis)

Looking at the values ​​on the panel, Lin Ye stroked his chin.

Last night's final payment of one million yuan did indeed make him rich in the conventional sense.

But these "official points" are the foundation for his survival in this strange world where spiritual energy has been revived.

"System, open the store."

With a flash of light, a dazzling array of goods appeared before Lin Ye's eyes.

Upon seeing the items and prices listed, Lin Ye gasped in shock.

【Centennial lightning-struck peach wood core】: 200 points/piece.

[Complete Guide to Beginner Talismans (Including the True Explanation of Talisman Drawing and Stepping)]: 500 points.

【Binding Spirit Rope (Low-grade Yellow Rank Magical Artifact)】: 800 points.

That was all normal. But when Lin Ye's gaze slid down to the "Special Goods Section" with its pink, suggestive border, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

[Fragment of the Dual Cultivation Technique "Secret Scripture of Yin Yang Harmony Sect"]: 5000 points.

(Note: Once mastered, it allows for the seamless exchange of Yang energy, unlocking more advanced Qi transfer techniques.)

【Eternal Jade Bed】: 10000 points.

(Note: An extremely Yin treasure. Sleeping on this bed will allow the zombie woman to retain her intelligence forever, and when the host engages in intimate interactions in bed, the speed of Yang energy recovery will increase by 300%. It can be described as a divine artifact for sleeping together!)

【Millennial Mysterious Pearl】: 50000 points.

(Note: This can suppress 80% of the ferocity within the Red Hou, helping it to smoothly transition into the Drought Demon realm.)

"Good heavens... this system is not only a shrewd businessman, but also a pimp!"

Lin Ye swallowed hard.

That cold jade bed was practically tailor-made for his current situation. With that thing, what was there to fear about his yang energy being drained?

But the price tag... is 10,000 points!

Last night I fought tooth and nail to kill a Water Spirit Demon that was way above my level, and I only got 500. When will I ever be able to afford that?

Putting aside his unrealistic fantasies, Lin Ye pragmatically spent 500 points to redeem the "Complete Guide to Beginner Talismans".

Although the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder last night was impressive, it was entirely driven by the Yin energy of Leng Yue and Shuang Xing, combined with his own pure Yang essence blood. It was not only life-threatening but also uncontrollable.

In this increasingly dangerous world, one must be strong oneself to succeed.

A golden light pierced into Lin Ye's brow, and a vast and complex knowledge of talismans, hand gestures, and footwork was instantly imprinted in his mind, as if he had been practicing diligently for more than ten years.

"These 500 points were well spent."

Lin Ye rubbed his temples, which were feeling a little swollen.

Setting down his teacup, Lin Ye's gaze involuntarily fell on the "Five Ghosts" ominous spot in the very center of the courtyard.

The remains of the black wooden coffin that exploded that night are still scattered there.

He stared at the dark, gritty wood fragments, his brows gradually furrowing.

"Old man..."

Lin Ye muttered to himself, although he was often forced by his father to learn feng shui when he was a child...

But he always thought that his missing grandfather was just a charlatan old man who knew a little about feng shui and made a living by selling paper offerings.

However, it now appears that things are not as simple as they seem.

"This shop was bought by the old man with a lot of money back then. The layout of this courtyard, with the four waters flowing into the hall, is a wealth-gathering formation. But he insisted on building a black shed in the Five Ghosts position, turning the wealth formation into a 'Yin-gathering and Corpse-nurturing formation'."

Lin Ye stood up, walked to the center of the courtyard, and his knowledge of feng shui and geomancy was rapidly processing in his mind.

"Not only that. Inside that interlocking coffin was a thousand-year-old red lion and a mutated white zombie!"

"These kinds of ferocious beasts, let alone ordinary Taoist priests, even the head of the Maoshan sect would probably have to give them a wide berth. How is it that the old man is able to suppress them here so peacefully?"

"Moreover, his will clearly stated: 'Open at Shenshi (3-5 PM) and close at Yinshi (3-5 AM).' This is not the usual business schedule for people; it's using the feng shui of the shop's entrance to filter out bad luck from the two female zombies at the juncture of Yin and Yang!"

Lin Ye felt increasingly terrified as he thought about it.

Who exactly is this old man?

He not only knew that his grandson possessed a pure Yang Dao body, a rare find even in a century, but he also accurately calculated the point at which spiritual energy would revive!

The system's appearance was by no means accidental. It was activated the instant its pure yang blood dripped down, awakening the twin female zombies.

"Before the old man disappeared, he said that when the time was right, his wife would naturally come to visit. Could it be that he had already foreseen this spiritual energy surge that would affect the entire world?"

"Did he leave me here to guard the shop for three years to protect me, or was he using me as a key figure in a grand scheme?"

Lin Ye took a deep breath, feeling as if he had fallen into a giant net that had been woven for hundreds of years.

"Gurgle!"

In this serious and suspenseful atmosphere, Lin Ye's stomach started growling uncontrollably.

"Forget it, if the sky falls, the tall ones will hold it up. The most important thing now is to feed those two ancestors upstairs and myself."

Lin Ye shook his head, putting those complicated thoughts behind him, and turned to walk into the kitchen.

……

Lin Ye busied himself in the kitchen.

Rinse the rice twice, add the chopped preserved egg and lean meat, and drizzle two drops of sesame oil. The water in the clay pot begins to boil, bubbling with white foam, and the aroma of rice and meat fills the small kitchen.

Next, he fried two golden-yellow poached eggs and sliced ​​a plate of cucumber salad.

A hearty, everyday breakfast is ready.

But Lin Ye knew that the food outside would be tasteless to the two female zombies and might even damage their pure Yin energy bodies.

Their food consists only of pure blood or yang energy.

"Da, da, da."

Faint footsteps echoed down the wooden stairs.

Lin Ye carried the casserole out and just happened to see Leng Yue and Shuang Xing coming down from the second floor.

Leng Yue had changed into a set of modern loungewear.

It was a gray knitted long dress, made of extremely soft material, that hugged her body and accentuated her incredibly curvaceous figure.

The high-necked design barely concealed the burgeoning white skin, but because it was too tight, it created a striking curve that was impossible to look away from.

She walked barefoot on the wooden floor, her silver hair casually tied back with a wooden hairpin.

In the soft morning light, that cold, exquisitely beautiful face exuded an inviolable sanctity and the languid charm of a mature woman.

Froststar was still wearing that oversized Pikachu T-shirt, rubbing her sleepy heterochromatic eyes, and tugging at Coldmoon's skirt like a little shadow.

"It smells so good..."

Froststar sniffed, but instead of looking at the congee with preserved egg and lean pork on the table, she stared straight at Lin Ye's neck.

Leng Yue walked to the dining table, her gaze sweeping over the steaming food, and she frowned slightly.

"My lord, these grains and cereals are tainted with too much worldly impurity. If you consume them for a long time, it may affect the purity of your Dao body."

"What are we supposed to eat this early in the morning if not grains and cereals? Even those who cultivate immortality need to fill their stomachs."

Lin Ye smiled and pulled out a chair for Leng Yue.

"But you really can't eat this."

Just then, the very sensible system light screen, accompanied by the familiar soothing notification sound, came online on time.

"Ding! My Lord, please exercise self-restraint. The system has detected that at dawn, as Yin and Yang alternate, the two female zombies are in a state of extreme hunger (craving Yang energy). Please make a choice within three minutes to begin your wonderful cohabitation!"

[Option A: Force-feed them – shove congee with preserved egg and lean pork into their mouths and shout, "You can't leave the table until you eat!"]

[Reward: Cooking Skill +5. Consequences: Cold Moon will throw you and your pot out of the shop; Frost Star will pour porridge on your head and threaten you with a bone knife to hand over your yang energy.]

Option B: Bleeding and cutting flesh – Cut the wrist with a kitchen knife, and feed each person a bowl of pure yang blood.

[Reward: Yang Qi -30, title "Human Blood Pack". Consequence: Extremely boring and painful sycophantic behavior; Leng Yue will look down on you because of this.]

Option C: Morning Sunrise – Using the most intimate and purest method of Yin-Yang interaction, infuse them with the first ray of Yang energy of the morning.

[Reward: Harem Harmony +5, randomly receive one [Yellow-Rank Talisman Crafting Material Pack]. Note: This option will definitely trigger a small-scale chaotic situation; please demonstrate the demeanor of a master of impartiality!]