Twin female zombies come to the door: My lord, please have mercy!

2:30 a.m., Lin's Funeral Parlor.

The shop's roller shutter door was tightly closed.

Having just rolled around in the underground river, the three of them were covered in foul-smelling well water and silt.

Especially Lin Ye, whose pores were wide open due to his pure Yang body, allowed a lot of the corpse poison and bad luck of the Water Spirit Fiend to attach to his skin, making him feel cold and itchy all over.

"My lord, the corpse poison in your body is quite severe; you need to be cleaned immediately."

Leng Yue took off her trench coat, revealing her semi-transparent white shirt once again. She frowned slightly, looking at Lin Ye's pale face.

Froststar also took off her duck raincoat and stood to the side in a dirty Lolita dress, looking like a little mud monkey:

"Brother-in-law, let Froststar help you suck out the poison!"

Just as Lin Ye was pondering how to deal with this bad luck, the system screen popped up very sensibly.

"Ding! My Lord, please exercise self-restraint. System notification: Extreme Yin Corpse Poison has been detected on the host and the two female protagonists, requiring immediate removal. Please make a choice within three minutes!"

[Option A: A gentleman—shouts "Men and women should not touch each other," tells them to go upstairs to wash, and rinses himself off with cold water on the first floor of the shop.]

[Reward: Obtain the title "Forever Alone," and increase your chance of catching a cold from cold water by 80%.]

Option B: A feudal lord – sitting in a chair, ordering two women to fetch water to wash your feet and hair.

[Reward: Machismo +10. Consequence: Cold Moon will think you're frivolous, and Frost Star will put corpse poison in your foot bath water.]

[Option C: Sharing the joy, sharing the bath—Take out the 'Purification and Cleansing Herbal Bath Pack' rewarded by the system, move out the large double wooden tub from the backyard, pull up the screen, and the three of them take a herbal bath together.]

[Reward: Yang energy fully restored; intimacy with Cold Moon and Frost Star greatly increased. There is also a very high probability of triggering a special bonus event.]

"System, I've discovered that you understand men best."

Lin Ye mentally gave the system a thumbs up and chose C without hesitation.

"Ahem, my lady, Froststar. The yin energy in this well water is extraordinary; ordinary hot water won't wash it away. I have a ancestral 'evil-repelling bath packet' here. However..."

Lin Ye paused deliberately, revealing a troubled expression.

"In the backyard of our shop, there is only one old-fashioned large double wooden tub, and there is only one herbal bath pack. If we have to use them separately, the medicinal effect will evaporate."

Froststar's eyes lit up, and she immediately raised her little hand:

"Then let's all take a bath together! Frostnova loves taking baths the most!"

Upon hearing this, Leng Yue's stunningly beautiful, icy face instantly flushed red, the blush spreading all the way to her ears.

She turned her head away, her voice barely audible:

"Absurd... Ancient etiquette states that boys and girls should not sit together after the age of seven, how can they... how can they bathe together?"

Lin Ye knew he couldn't force this mature woman with her ancient style, so he sighed.

"My wife is right, I was presumptuous. Then you two can use this medicinal bath pack. My constitution is special; I can tough it out through one night of corpse poison. At worst, I'll just vomit a bit more blood tomorrow..."

"No!"

Upon hearing that Lin Ye was about to vomit blood, Leng Yue immediately turned her red eyes back, bit her rosy lower lip, her gaze struggling intensely for a moment, before finally seeming to make a certain decision.

"Since...since it's for the purpose of eradicating the corpse poison, we must act expediently in this urgent situation. I...will do as you say, but a screen must be erected, and you must not cross the line!"

"No problem! I, Lin Ye, am a gentleman, and I never cross the line!"

Next to the courtyard in the backyard, there is an enclosed old-fashioned bathroom.

Lin Ye rummaged through the warehouse and found a huge cedar wood tub that could hold three or four people. He filled it with hot water and poured in the "purification and exorcism bath pack".

Instantly, the water turned a pale crimson, and a refreshing, strangely warm medicinal fragrance filled the air.

He pulled up a semi-transparent screen painted with landscape scenes in the middle of the wooden barrel.

Lin Ye is on the left side of the screen, and Leng Yue and Shuang Xing are on the right.

Steam rose, filling the entire bathroom with a thick white mist.

Through the thin screen, Lin Ye could clearly hear the rustling sound of clothes being undressed coming from the right.

"Sister, your clothes are all stuck to your body, it's so hard to take them off," Froststar's soft voice rang out.

"Stop fooling around...be gentle..."

Leng Yue's voice was filled with extreme shyness and trembling.

With a splash, two exquisitely beautiful bodies were immersed in the warm medicinal bath.

Lin Ye sat on the other side of the wooden tub, closing his eyes and circulating his pure Yang Qi and blood.

The medicinal bath was extremely potent, penetrating the body through the pores and peeling away the cold, deadly toxins bit by bit.

But even more potent than the medicine was the silhouette faintly visible behind the screen.

Bathed in the dim light of the bathroom, Leng Yue's almost perfect body silhouette was clearly projected onto the screen.

The towering snow-capped peaks, the slender waist, and the casually styled yet still loose strands of silver hair created a breathtakingly beautiful scene that could make one's blood boil.

"Sister, you're so fair-skinned, and this place is so big..."

The sound of Froststar playing in the water could be heard, accompanied by a crisp splash.

"Froststar! Stop talking nonsense!"

Leng Yue was clearly taken aback by her sister's sudden "attack," and the water began to churn violently.

"Ugh... My lord, help me! My sister is going to drown me!"

With a cry of surprise from Froststar, the screen shook violently.

Immediately afterwards, a wet, snow-white little foot stretched out from the half-foot gap under the screen and stepped squarely on Lin Ye's thigh.

Lin Ye froze.

That foot was small and delicate, with a red string tied around its ankle.

Although it was soaking in hot water, it still carried a slight coolness that belonged to zombies.

The little foot rubbed restlessly against Lin Ye's leg, and even playfully scratched his knee with its toes.

"Cough! Froststar, stop fooling around."

Lin Ye suppressed the rising lust in his lower abdomen, reached out and pinched the restless little foot, gently tucking it back behind the screen.

Just then, a long, slender, snow-white arm reached out from the edge of the screen.

That was Leng Yue's hand.

Her fingertips held a clean silk handkerchief, her voice coming through the mist, carrying a seductive hue and moisture:

"My lord... there's some corpse poison accumulating on your back, and you can't reach it yourself, so use this to wipe it off."

Lin Ye reached out to take the silk scarf.

The moment their fingertips touched, both of them paused.

Under the soaking of hot water and medicinal properties, Leng Yue's fingers lost their original stiffness and coldness, becoming soft and warm.

Lin Ye's fingertips gently traced the back of her hand, the delicate touch, accompanied by the "plop" sound of water droplets falling into the wooden tub, amplified infinitely in the quiet bathroom.

Leng Yue did not immediately withdraw her hand, but allowed Lin Ye to hold half of her palm.

Even though they were separated by a thin screen, Lin Ye could still hear her suddenly quickened heartbeat and her slightly rapid breathing.

A wisp of pure, gentle yin energy flowed along Leng Yue's fingers, gently entering Lin Ye's body and, together with the medicinal power, calming the restlessness in his meridians.

Neither of them spoke, and through their intertwined hands, they completed a secret and enchanting spiritual union, separated by a screen.

"My lord..."

Leng Yue murmured softly, her voice seemingly melting into the steam.

"I am here."

Lin Ye gently stroked the delicate skin on the back of her hand with his thumb.

"The water... is a bit hot."

……

The medicinal bath ended half an hour later.

Lin Ye walked out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe, feeling refreshed and invigorated. Not only had the corpse poison been completely eliminated, but the yang energy he had previously lost had also been restored to about 70-80%.

Cold Moon and Frost Star also changed into clean clothes.

Leng Yue was wearing a black silk nightgown that Lin Ye had bought for her. The conservative style was somehow made to look like a cheongsam with a slit.

Frostnova was wearing an oversized T-shirt with Pikachu printed on it, the hem of which just covered her thighs.

"Phew... I'm finally alive."

Lin Ye collapsed onto the pitiful double bed in the second-floor bedroom.

Leng Yue silently walked to the bedside, picked up the old Philips hair dryer, and naturally handed it to Lin Ye.

Then, with her back to him, she sat down on the edge of the bed, her wet, silver hair cascading down her back.

"My lord, thank you for your trouble."

Her voice had regained some of its coolness, but the blush on her ears betrayed her current mood.

"Yes, my queen." Lin Ye smiled as he plugged in the power.

Accompanied by the buzzing of the hairdryer, this rainy night, which had been filled with a fierce battle, finally returned to peace amidst the cool fragrance and warm air.

However, looking at the female zombies on both sides who were gradually taking up most of the bed, Lin Ye stroked his chin.

"I need to buy a bigger bed tomorrow, preferably a two-meter by two-and-a-half-meter one... Otherwise, this gigolo job is not only exhausting, but also bad for my back."