A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Wu Yurong stared blankly at Gu Yu.

Gu Yu looked back at her calmly.

There wasn't a trace of shame, embarrassment, or guilt on that surgically altered face.

There is only one kind of extreme arrogance: "I am a waste and I am proud."

Wu Yurong's lips began to twitch uncontrollably.

She has lived for over twenty years and has seen all sorts of people in the entertainment industry.

But she swore.

She had never seen such a shameless person!

To describe brainstem deficiency in such a fresh and elegant way!

To be able to portray tanking as something so natural!

"You..." Wu Yurong clutched her chest.

"You're quite self-aware!"

Wu Yurong gritted her teeth, forcing each word out from between them.

Gu Yu heard this.

She even smiled shyly.

He waved his hand modestly.

"You flatter me, you flatter me."

At this moment.

The live stream chat has seen an epic explosion of comments.

Hahahaha!

The screen was filled with "hahaha" comments like a tsunami, completely obscuring the live stream.

Netizens were absolutely in stitches.

Holy crap! What kind of incredible treasure is this?!

[As long as I willingly admit I'm useless, no one can force me to work! I've learned something new!]

[Gu Yu's Brain: Brand new, unopened, 99% new!]

While others come to participate in escape room games, Gu Yu comes to retire from them!

Gu Yu: I'm poor, I'm a coward, and I'm not even smart! But I'm proud!

[I don't have that kind of brain! This guy must have 'playing it safe' ingrained in his DNA!]

[Wu Yurong is in a terrible state! She's impossible to carry, absolutely impossible to carry!]

Gu Yu's thought process is simply a miracle for carbon-based life forms!

The scene shifts.

In the secret passage on the other side.

Su Xiaoxiao and Yang Fan walked side by side.

To be precise, Su Xiaoxiao walked in front, while Yang Fan huddled behind her like a ghost.

suddenly!

Love at first sight!

A zombie NPC, its face covered in blood, its eyes rolled back, and its clothes tattered, rushed out from around the corner, baring its teeth and brandishing its claws!

"roar--!"

The zombie let out an extremely professional roar.

"Aaaaaaah!!!"

Yang Fan's reaction was even more intense than that of the zombies.

A high-decibel scream, exceeding the limits of human males, echoed through the corridor, startling the NPC so much that his movements faltered for half a second.

"Don't eat me! Eat her!!!"

With a speed completely defying human biomechanics, Yang Fan suddenly slid and hid directly behind Su Xiaoxiao.

He trembled as he extended a finger, pointing it shakily at Su Xiaoxiao.

"She's got so much meat! She tastes so good! My meat tastes sour from staying up all night every day!"

Su Xiaoxiao: ……

She stood there expressionless, without even raising an eyebrow.

She had anticipated this scene.

After all, when Yang Fan and Wu Yurong were doing a single-line quest together yesterday, this guy also had this "better to die than see my friend die" attitude.

When trouble comes, they're faster than anyone else at shifting blame and farther than anyone else at hiding.

At this moment, the live stream chat exploded with activity.

Holy crap! Is this something a human being could do?!

[Hahahaha! You son of a bitch, you eat her! Yang Fan, you know how to betray your teammates!]

[Is this guy's cowardice ingrained in his DNA?!]

[Poor Su Xiaoxiao! Why did they have to put such a beauty in the same group as this awful guy?!]

Just as the screen was filled with mockery, Yang Fan's fans, sensing the danger, arrived and began a frantic attempt to defend him.

【What do you know! My brother's move is called a tactical retreat!】

[Exactly! Is it wrong to protect yourself when in danger? My brother was preserving our lives!]

[My brother is just reacting instinctively! He's usually very brave!]

Netizens were so angry they laughed.

[What the hell is this manpower?! This is pure cowardice!]

[A tactical retreat? Retreating behind the female guest like a coward? Your brother's tactics are truly amazing!]

Inside the secret room, Su Xiaoxiao looked at the zombie NPC in front of her who was trying to take steps, but whose speed was comparable to that of a sloth, and sighed helplessly.

"Actually, you don't need to worry." Su Xiaoxiao pointed to the NPC's legs. "Look at him, zombies can't walk fast, it's hard for him to even take a step."

Yang Fan hid behind Su Xiaoxiao, cautiously peeking out half of his head.

Take a closer look.

Wow, it really is!

Although the zombie screamed fiercely, it walked as slowly as if it were stepping on cotton.

Instantly, Yang Fan straightened his back.

He released his grip on Su Xiaoxiao's clothes, tidied his messy hair, coughed twice, and swaggered out from behind Su Xiaoxiao.

"Tch!" Yang Fan put his hands in his pockets, raised his chin slightly, and struck a pose of invincibility.

"Why didn't you say so earlier!" Yang Fan looked down at the zombie, his tone full of disdain. "Since that's the case, I'm not afraid! What can a mere NPC do to cause trouble?"

Seeing Yang Fan's face instantly transform into that of a tough guy, Su Xiaoxiao's lips curled slightly.

A sly glint flashed in his eyes.

"That's not necessarily true," Su Xiaoxiao added sarcastically. "What if it's a high-level zombie? The kind that can run, jump, teleport, and even sprint a hundred meters?"

The voice just fell.

The NPC, who was originally slow, seemed to understand Su Xiaoxiao's words and suddenly sped up in a very cooperative manner!

It lunged forward suddenly, opening its blood-red maw!

Holy crap!!!

Yang Fan's "tough guy experience card" lasted only three seconds before it expired.

With the speed of a 100-meter sprint, he once again "whooshed" and hid behind Su Xiaoxiao!

He gripped Su Xiaoxiao's shoulders tightly with both hands, wishing he could hang on her.

"Eat her! Eat her!!!" Yang Fan screamed frantically, "She's superior to me!!!"

Su Xiaoxiao: I really will thank you.

[Hahahaha! She's way more sophisticated than me!]

Yang Fan's ability to change expressions is comparable to Sichuan opera; it's a shame this guy isn't doing comedy!

Yang Fan: As long as I'm cowardly enough, the zombies can't catch me!

[Fans, come out and show yourselves? Is this your idol's courage?]

[Zombie NPC: Are you being polite? I just sped up a little!]

The zombies are still slowly closing in.

Although the speed was not fast, the sense of oppression was extremely strong in this cramped and dark environment.

"Stop howling, we can hide first." Su Xiaoxiao looked around, searching for a place to hide.

"Where to hide? Where to hide?!" Yang Fan jumped up and down in a panic, like an ant on a hot plate. "This lousy place doesn't even have a cabinet! Am I supposed to burrow underground?!"

Su Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and she pointed to the corner of the wall.

There was a semi-circular opening there, pitch black, and I had no idea where it led.

"We can go in from here!" Su Xiaoxiao pointed to the hole.

Yang Fan looked in the direction she was pointing.

"You call this a door?!" Yang Fan pointed at the hole. "Isn't this a dog hole?!"

Su Xiaoxiao carefully examined the dimensions and nodded: "Yes, judging from the shape and size, it is indeed a dog hole."

Yang Fan was furious.

At this moment, the desire to maintain one's image triumphed over fear.

"I, Yang Fan! A dignified seven-foot man! The rising star of the entertainment industry!" Yang Fan patted his chest, speaking with righteous indignation, "You want me to crawl through a dog hole?! I won't do it!"

"I'd rather lose my head than shed blood than lose my idol image!"