A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Su Xiaoxiao looked at him as if he were an idiot.

Too lazy to waste words.

She crouched down, nimbly lay down on the ground, and crawled into the dog hole.

Slurp.

The movements were fluid and seamless, executed in one go.

"If you don't come in, you'll probably get caught by zombies." Su Xiaoxiao's voice came from the other end of the cave, carrying a hint of gloating.

"According to the rules, if you can't escape, you'll be eliminated."

Upon hearing the word "elimination," Yang Fan's eye twitched violently.

He suddenly turned around and glanced back.

The zombie NPC is almost here!

Those dead fish eyes were staring intently at him, and even grinned at him, revealing blood-stained false teeth.

A gust of cold wind swept over me.

Yang Fan swallowed hard.

Forget about maintaining a celebrity image!

What's the point of carrying a burden if you're already dead?!

"So be it, I'll just die!"

Yang Fan gritted his teeth and closed his eyes.

Suddenly, he lay down on the ground and, imitating Su Xiaoxiao, crawled into the dog hole.

The first half went smoothly.

His head went in.

The shoulder went in.

When it reached the stomach...

"Well!"

Yang Fan let out a muffled groan.

He was horrified to discover that he couldn't move!

Squeezing forward, my stomach was stuck tight, and the fat was rubbing wildly against the edge of the narrow opening.

Stepping back, the metal buttons on her clothes were caught tightly on the barbs at the hole.

dilemma!

"It's stuck!"

"Aaaaaah! I'm stuck!!!"

Yang Fan let out a pig-like scream from inside the dog hole, his legs kicking wildly outside.

The comments section burst out laughing.

[Hahaha! See! I told you to lose weight a long time ago!]

[A top influencer stuck in a dog hole—what a miserable existence!]

[Yang Fan's stomach: I tried my best, but this hole is just too small!]

[Help! He looks like a corgi stuck in a fence!]

[The person above is insulting Corgis! Corgis are much cuter than him! He's more like a husky!]

Inside the secret room.

The sound of zombie footsteps grew closer.

Thud. Thud.

Every step felt like stepping on Yang Fan's fragile nerves.

He could even smell the cheap blood emanating from the zombies.

"Su Xiaoxiao! Help me! Help me!" Yang Fan writhed frantically inside the cave. "He's going to bite my butt!!!"

Su Xiaoxiao, on the other side of the cave, sighed helplessly.

She walked back to the cave entrance and squatted down.

"Give me your hand." Su Xiaoxiao extended her hand.

Yang Fan stretched out his arm as far as he could, his fingers flailing wildly in the air.

Almost.

So close!

"I can't reach it!" Yang Fan was almost in tears. "My arms are too short!"

Su Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes.

Not only are your arms short, but your legs are short too, and you have a big belly!

"Wait a moment."

Su Xiaoxiao looked around and picked up a thick hemp rope from the ground, its purpose unknown.

She threw one end of the rope into the hole.

"catch!"

Yang Fan gripped the rope tightly with both hands, as if it were a lifeline.

"Pull! Pull me up!"

Su Xiaoxiao took a deep breath and gripped the rope tightly with both hands.

Push off with both feet and lean back.

They assumed a standard tug-of-war stance.

"One, two, three! Let's go!"

Su Xiaoxiao suddenly exerted her strength!

Didn't move.

Yang Fan remained motionless, as steady as Mount Tai.

Su Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and exerted her strength again.

"rise!"

Still nothing.

Su Xiaoxiao was panting heavily and shook her aching arms.

"No, you're blocking it too tightly."

Yang Fan was so anxious inside the cave that he kept kicking his legs.

"Hurry up! The zombie has reached the sole of my shoe! It's going to eat my foot!!!"

"I'm already pulling really hard!" Su Xiaoxiao yelled back.

Upon hearing this, Yang Fan also became angry.

"Who told you to eat so little! Female celebrities diet every day! You're so weak! You can't even pull a big man!"

Su Xiaoxiao was stunned.

In her more than twenty years of life, this was the first time she had heard such a refreshing and unconventional excuse for shifting blame.

Is the reason I can't pull you up because I don't eat enough?

Why don't you just say it's because you ate too much and got so fat you were stuck in the hole like a pig?!

The viewers in the live chat were stunned by Yang Fan's bizarre logic.

【Hey! What kind of logic is that?!】

Yang Fan has really figured out how to turn the tables on someone!

Why didn't you mention that you ate so much! It made Su Xiaoxiao unable to poop!

Yang Fan: As long as I can shift the blame quickly enough, embarrassment won't catch up with me!

[Su Xiaoxiao: I really want to put this rope around your neck and send you to the afterlife!]

Su Xiaoxiao took a deep breath.

Hold on.

Murder is a crime.

This is still being streamed live.

She picked up the rope again, wrapped it around her hand twice to make sure it wouldn't slip off.

His gaze instantly became incredibly sharp.

"Yang Fan, listen to me carefully."

"If you utter another word, I'll loosen the rope and leave you here to be a midnight snack for the zombies!"

Yang Fan immediately shut up.

She's as well-behaved as a 200-pound child.

"Hurry up!"

Su Xiaoxiao shouted loudly.

She mobilized all the muscles in her body.

At this moment, she is not a female celebrity.

She was a powerful and invincible overlord!

She is Lu Zhishen, who uprooted the willow tree!

"Get out here!!!"

Accompanied by Su Xiaoxiao's angry roar.

With a "pop" sound.

It was like pulling out a giant wine cork.

Yang Fan was pulled out of the dog hole by a tremendous force!

Due to excessive inertia.

Both of them fell to the ground.

Yang Fan rolled twice on the ground, then lay on his back, panting heavily.

"I...I survived..."

Su Xiaoxiao rubbed her aching wrists and looked at Yang Fan, who lay on the ground like a pile of mud.

She rolled her eyes dramatically.

Sin ah.

What sins did she commit in her past life to be grouped with such an awful person?

The screen was filled with "boo" comments.

Hahaha! Was that "pop" sound for real?!

[Su Xiaoxiao is incredibly strong and her spirit is unparalleled! Awesome!]

[Yang Fan was like a giant plug that had been pulled out; it's hilarious!]

These two are amazing! One's responsible for being a coward, and the other's for the tug-of-war!

[Zombie NPC: Can you guys please respect my profession? I was practically right behind you, and you just got pulled away!]

[Yang Fan's fans: Even though our brother was stuck, the way he was pulled out was still so cool!]

[Passerby: Hey, your brother's filter is thicker than a city wall! He's handsome? Are you blind?!]

Yang Fan has recovered.

The first thing I do is touch my hair to make sure I still look the part.

However, the hairspray had already ruined it.

He sat up, looked at his haute couture coat covered in mud and some kind of slime, and his face darkened.

The dignity of a top star has been shattered.

"Su Xiaoxiao," Yang Fan frowned, his voice full of resentment, "couldn't you have found a better place to escape?"

The air suddenly became quiet.

Su Xiaoxiao was rubbing her sore shoulders.

Upon hearing this, he paused in his actions.

She turned her head and looked at the man on the ground who was still brushing off the dust.

His gaze was as if he were looking at a corpse.

"What did you say?" Su Xiaoxiao asked softly.