A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

Gu Yu sighed, heartbroken.

"Couldn't they have bought something nicer?" He smacked his lips. "What a waste of money! The production team must have taken kickbacks for this purchase."

Wu Yurong's hand stopped.

She slowly turned her head.

If looks could kill, Gu Yu would have been executed by slow slicing by now, and his ashes would have been scattered.

"Can you be serious for once?!" Wu Yurong gritted her teeth, her voice squeezed out from between them.

What time is it?!

Are you still doing facial recognition tests on dolls here?!

Are you here to escape or to participate in a beauty pageant?!

Gu Yu stared wide-eyed, his face full of innocence.

"I'm very serious!" Gu Yu said matter-of-factly. "I'm helping you find it, aren't I? I'm observing the props from all angles!"

To prove his seriousness, Gu Yu held up the ugly doll with both hands.

"Watch me!"

He seemed to be venting his strong dissatisfaction with the show's aesthetic sense by forcefully throwing the doll to the ground!

"Smack."

The plastic doll bounced on the hard ground.

then!

"Click."

A crisp snapping sound rang out.

"Gurgle—"

The doll's head fell off.

And it rolled all the way to Gu Yu's feet.

Those empty, plastic eyes with double eyelids were staring straight at him.

The air was deathly still.

"Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

A piercing scream shattered the tranquility of the safe house!

"Holy crap! I killed the doll!!!"

"Don't look for me! Don't look for me! The grievances have their source! It's the production team that made you look so ugly, it has nothing to do with me! If you want revenge, go find the director!"

Wu Yurong felt a throbbing sensation in her temples.

"Shut up!" Wu Yurong roared weakly, "It's just a broken doll! What are you so afraid of! It's plastic! It didn't bleed! It's not dead!"

Gu Yu opened one eye.

He glanced cautiously at the headless doll on the ground, its head separated from its body, and then quickly closed his eyes again.

"I'm not afraid of ghosts!" Gu Yu's voice was thick with sobs.

Wu Yurong was stunned.

Aren't you afraid of ghosts? Then why are you screaming like a pig being slaughtered?

Gu Yu continued to wail, his voice filled with despair: "Did I damage the props?! The production team isn't going to make me pay for it, are they?!"

Wu Yurong was dumbfounded.

Gu Yu became more and more frightened as he thought about it.

"I'm broke! I'm completely broke! Don't ask me to pay you back! I can't even afford a steamed bun!"

Wu Yurong was completely petrified.

Gu Yu, who was crying and wailing over a few dollars for props, felt like her values ​​were being brutally trampled on.

This dog man!

Not afraid of ghosts, not afraid of the dark, not afraid of being trapped in a locked room!

They're actually afraid of losing money?!

The bottom line of a poor person is indeed not something ordinary people can cross!

Wu Yurong broke down.

Her breast nodules have probably exceeded physical limits and are ready to explode at any moment.

"Gu Yu!"

Wu Yurong pointed at his nose.

"Can't you be a man?!"

Wu Yurong posed a thought-provoking question.

Is this guy even male?!

When something happens, she'll yell even louder than him!

Upon hearing this, Gu Yu immediately stopped wailing.

Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!

He stood up straight, puffing out his chest with a sense of righteous indignation.

"I am a man!" Gu Yu retorted loudly, his voice tinged with a hint of humiliation and anger.

Wu Yurong sneered, her face full of mockery.

"You? You're such a coward, how can you be considered a man? Even Su Peisheng is tougher than you!"

Gu Yu panicked.

How can we tolerate this?!

"If you don't believe me..." Gu Yu slapped his hands onto the belt buckle.

"Do you want me to take off my pants to prove it to you?!"

Quiet.

A deathly silence.

Even the air seemed to freeze.

Wu Yurong's pupils experienced a magnitude 10 earthquake.

Seeing Gu Yu's posture, her brain completely shut down.

What the hell is this utterly bizarre and monstrous thing?!

I told you to be more assertive! I didn't tell you to act like a thug!

"roll!!!"

Wu Yurong grabbed the headless doll from the ground and, with all her might, slammed it hard into Gu Yu's face!

"Ouch!"

Gu Yu covered his face, squatting in the corner with a wronged look on his face, like a wronged little wife.

At this point, the chat in the live stream room had completely gone crazy.

[My God! What a bastard! No wonder Wu Yurong is so angry!]

[Hahaha! Yesterday was speechless! Today is speechless again! Gu Yu, you really know how to infuriate female guests!]

[Gu Yu: I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on my door, I'm afraid the production team will make me pay! Don't cross my bottom line when I'm broke!]

[What the hell?! You're really daring, Gu Yu! Is this something you can watch for free?!]

I told you to be a man, not a hooligan!

Gu Yu's train of thought is more winding and circuitous than a mountain road with eighteen turns!

[As long as I'm shameless enough, no one can make me lose money!]

[Speaking of which, with so many dolls, when are we going to find them all?]

[A person with trypophobia says they've left the live stream. All those dead fish eyes in the room are just too creepy!]

I think Gu Yu doesn't really want to look for food; he just wants to wait for dinner to start.

Wu Yurong looked at the hundreds and thousands of dolls in the room, then looked at Gu Yu.

A deep sense of despair.

She couldn't stay in that secret room for even a second longer.

"Find it!" Wu Yurong gritted her teeth, as if issuing an ultimatum. "Even if you have to tear all these dolls apart, find the exit!"

Wu Yurong's fierce words echoed in the safe house.

But reality soon gave her a resounding slap in the face.

Wu Yurong's harsh words only lasted for three seconds.

Reason has regained the upper hand.

Blindly searching?

impossible.

You can't just blindly search for someone in this lifetime.

This workload is comparable to the legendary Yu Gong moving mountains or Jingwei filling the sea.

"No way." Wu Yurong frowned and rubbed her temples in frustration.

"So many dolls, I don't know when we'll find them!" Wu Yurong looked around, her gaze sweeping over the strangely shaped plastic remains.

"There must be a pattern here!" she asserted confidently.

"What pattern?" Gu Yu asked.

Wu Yurong took a deep breath.

Hold on.

Murder is a crime.

This is still being streamed live.

"If I had known, I would have started looking long ago!" Wu Yurong snapped back, her voice booming in the cramped space.

"Why are you only saying this now?!"

"Don't just squat there! Look around! See if there's any pattern!" Wu Yurong tried to rouse her teammate's last remaining energy.

however.

Gu Yu suddenly stood up.

He even cautiously took a half-step back.

Followed by.

He crossed his arms in front of his chest, making a huge and firm "X".

"No!"

Gu Yu refused decisively.

Wu Yurong was stunned.

My mind went blank for a brief moment.

"Why not?!" Wu Yurong stared wide-eyed in disbelief.

Gu Yu straightened his chest.

"You should handle the things that require thinking!"

Gu Yu spoke with absolute certainty.

"I don't have that brain!"