A washed-up celebrity on a dating reality show starts by forcibly kissing a young lady from the Beij

"You're no different from a real eunuch!" Wu Yurong mocked mercilessly.

Gu Yu's eyes widened.

"No, don't insult real eunuchs," Wu Yurong continued, "Real eunuchs are more like men than you! Su Peisheng was the man among eunuchs!"

Gu Yu was stunned.

"Who is Su Peisheng? What the hell are you talking about?"

Wu Yurong closed her eyes.

Destroy it.

We can't talk today.

"You can't even catch the jokes I'm telling you!" Wu Yurong completely gave up on trying to help her.

"Forget it! There's no point in arguing with a hopeless illiterate like you! Hurry up and find a way out!"

[Hahaha! Su Peisheng: Don't mention it, this eunuch has far more guts than him!]

[Wu Yurong, a level-ten scholar of "The Legend of Zhen Huan," is now online!]

[Gu Yu: As long as I don't understand the memes, no one can laugh at me!]

[Wu Yurong's breast nodules are estimated to be about the size of a goose egg.]

These two are a perfect match; one's brainless, and the other's practically driven mad!

[Gu Yu: I may be a coward, but I can talk back!]

Wu Yurong ignored Gu Yu.

She began to explore the cramped safe house.

Gu Yu followed closely behind her, like a tail he couldn't shake off.

"Wait for me!"

"Shut up."

"oh."

A brief silence fell over the safe house.

Wu Yurong then got a clear view of the safe house.

It was only after checking that Wu Yurong's blood pressure spiked again.

The small room was densely packed with dolls.

Big ones, small ones.

Wearing a skirt, with no bottom.

Some are missing arms, some are missing legs.

A pair of empty, plastic eyes stared intently at the two people who had just rolled in.

The atmosphere instantly turned eerie.

Wu Yurong took a deep breath.

She forced herself to calm down and pointed to the dolls all over the room.

"Gu Yu, the clues must be found on these dolls."

Gu Yu blinked.

He looked at the room full of dolls.

"Then you go find it." Gu Yu said matter-of-factly.

Wu Yurong's eyes widened.

"Aren't you going to help us look for it?"

Gu Yu shrugged.

"How do I find it?"

Wu Yurong felt that her breast nodules had grown larger.

"Use your brain!" Wu Yurong gritted her teeth. "How do you think we should look for it?"

Gu Yu thought for a moment.

He shook his head very frankly. "I don't know."

Confident and self-assured.

It was a resounding statement.

Wu Yurong really wanted to kick Gu Yu to death!

What terrible things did she do?

The production team is blind to have assigned her such a brain-stem defective teammate!

[Hahaha! Gu Yu: My brain is as smooth as new, without a single wrinkle!]

[Wu Yurong: I must have destroyed the galaxy in my past life to be born to take care of a clown like you in this one.]

Gu Yu's main tactic is idiocy! If he doesn't know, he simply doesn't know; he'll never engage in internal strife!

I could hear her grinding her teeth even through the screen!

Wu Yurong took a deep breath.

Don't be angry, don't be angry.

Anger causes illness, and no one can take your place.

"Find an exit first." Wu Yurong decisively changed her strategy.

Gu Yu looked around.

"There are walls on all four sides! How do I find the exit?"

Wu Yurong ignored the desperate illiterate man.

She walked to the wall and began to feel around for each item.

While touching it, he tapped the wall with his knuckles.

"Knock knock knock".

"I remember that's how it was shown in the TV series!" Wu Yurong explained as she knocked, "If you knock once and there's an echo, it means it's hollow, which means it's a hidden door or something!"

Gu Yu followed behind her.

"Did you manage to type it out?"

Wu Yurong stopped in front of a wall.

She stood for a moment, then knocked harder.

"Knock knock".

The sound was noticeably duller than in other places.

Wu Yurong's eyes lit up.

"I feel like it's hollow inside! Maybe this is the exit!"

Upon hearing this, Gu Yu immediately perked up.

"Let's go outside!"

Wu Yurong pouted and gave him a look that said she was an idiot.

"If only it were that easy!"

Gu Yu didn't believe in superstition.

He strode over and pushed hard against the hollow wall.

Not moving.

He nudged him again with his shoulder.

It remained completely still.

"There's really no way to push it away!" Gu Yu scratched his head, looking bewildered.

Wu Yurong rolled her eyes.

"Nonsense! This isn't a combination lock door! There's no keyhole or keypad."

Wu Yurong turned around, her gaze falling once again on the dolls filling the room.

"The key to opening the door may lie in these dolls."

Gu Yu suddenly realized.

He slapped his thigh!

"I see!"

Wu Yurong looked at him with anticipation.

Has this simpleton finally come to his senses?

"These dolls have hidden mechanisms!" Gu Yu analyzed confidently. "If we just manipulate the mechanisms, we can find them!"

Wu Yurong nodded.

Although it's nonsense, at least the logic is correct.

However, Gu Yu's next words immediately broke Wu Yurong's defenses.

Gu Yu looked at the room full of dolls, his brows furrowed.

"But there are so many dolls! How are we supposed to find them all?"

He sighed, his voice filled with regret.

"The production team really went all out! They were willing to buy so many dolls!"

Gu Yu smacked his lips and swallowed.

"With this money, you'd be better off buying me something good to eat."

Wu Yurong was dumbfounded.

I rolled my eyes so hard I almost got a cramp.

Destroy it.

That scoundrel is beyond saving!

The room was full of clues, but all he could think about was food!

Are you the reincarnation of Taotie?!

The live stream was once again flooded with "hahaha" comments.

[God's the devil, why not just buy some food! Gu Yu, are you a reincarnated starving ghost?!]

[Gu Yu: We can lose at escaping, but we can't stop eating!]

[Wu Yurong: I really will thank you! Someone please drag this glutton away!]

[Program crew: I bought the dolls to scare you, not so you could estimate their value!]

Wu Yurong's eyes were practically rolling to the sky; Gu Yu had really stirred up a lot of hatred!

[Amazing! These two are a complete upheaval in the world of dating reality shows!]

Wu Yurong pointed at the dolls filling the room, her fingers trembling.

"Let's look at them one by one!"

She decided to ignore this brain-stem-deficient teammate.

Talking to Gu Yu was an insult to her intelligence and an extreme test for her breasts.

She crouched down and began rummaging through a pile of creepy plastic dolls for clues.

Pick up a doll wearing a pink tutu.

Pinch your belly.

no response.

Tap your head.

"Knock knock knock".

It's solid, without any mechanisms.

"That's not it!"

Wu Yurong tossed the doll into the corner without any hesitation, just like throwing away trash.

Take another naked doll.

Pinch. Knock.

Still no response.

"Thud!" Another one was thrown.

Wu Yurong's movements became increasingly rough, as if she were holding not a doll, but Gu Yu's smooth, brand-new brain.

Gu Yu watched from the side and thought that this job didn't seem too difficult.

He squatted down next to Wu Yurong and, imitating her, casually picked up a plastic doll wearing a floral dress.

He looked left and right.

His brows furrowed deeper and deeper.

"This doll is so ugly!" Gu Yu said with disgust, pinching the doll's arm with two fingers. "These double eyelids are so fake! They could trap a fly! And that chin, it's so sharp you could use it as an awl!"