Dragon Raja: Back from Tiling, My Mother Lu Mingfei

Chapter 9: Limitless Techniques?!

"Your mom?"

The blond-haired boy frowned, clearly not understanding what was happening.

The people around didn't react either.

Huai Xu looked at the blond-haired man innocently: "I was talking about my mother, why are you swearing at me?"

Did I insult you?

The blond-haired man paused, then said, "When I said 'your mom,' I meant where your mom is, not that I was insulting you..."

"Oh, that's all right now."

Huai Xu nodded, then stepped aside to let Su Xiaoqiang behind him pass. "Let me introduce you, this is my mother."

Su Xiaoqiang's face was already red to the roots of her ears.

She wanted to argue, but for some reason, she swallowed the words back.

It might be because Huai Xu shielded her earlier, or it might be because she suddenly felt that although this person was mentally ill, his illness was quite reassuring.

It could also be simply because he's handsome.

Huang Mao looked at Huai Xu, then at Su Xiaoqiang, and asked, "Su Xiaoqiang, when did you have a son??"

"I don't!!!"

Su Xiaoqiang finally couldn't hold back anymore.

"Yes, she hasn't officially acknowledged me yet," Huai Xu chimed in, "so I'm still in a one-sided 'I'm her mother' situation. But I believe that as long as I work hard enough, I'll eventually gain her approval."

"..."

There was a silence that lasted for about three seconds.

The blond-haired man took a deep breath: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

No, I'm serious.

"Are you serious about recognizing Su Xiaoqiang as your mother?"

"right."

"Are you fucking out of your mind?!"

Huai Xu thought for a moment and nodded seriously: "That's true to some extent."

"..."

The blond-haired man choked.

He had never met anyone who recognized his mother.

What kind of new competitive tactic is this?

"I don't care if you're really crazy or pretending," the blond-haired man took a step forward. "I need to talk to Su Xiaoqiang now, so get out of my way."

"no."

Why?

"Because my mom doesn't want to talk to you."

The blond-haired man's lips twitched, and he turned to look at his two friends.

"Su Xiaoqiang, is this person really your son?"

"It's none of your business!"

"Heh, that makes things easier."

The blond-haired man shoved Huai Xu in the chest, yelling, "Get out of here..."

Before he could finish speaking, Huai Xu grabbed his hand.

"Let's talk this out, don't resort to violence. I have a good temper, but you can't take advantage of me just because I'm easy to bully."

The blond-haired man struggled, but couldn't break free.

His two friends exchanged a glance and took two steps forward.

Huai Xu glanced at the situation.

There were three people on the other side, and I was alone.

Su Xiaoqiang stood behind him, but expecting her to help in the fight was unrealistic. Although this girl was good with words, she was probably just good for creating atmosphere in a real fight.

The odds of winning... are hard to say.

Huai Xu had never been in a fight in his previous life. The original owner was also a good student, and his physical fitness was at most average.

Although the three people opposite didn't look like they had any training, they outnumbered each other.

He was considering whether to make a strategic retreat when he suddenly remembered something.

wrong.

There's one more entry he hasn't drawn yet.

"There are no living legends at Shilan High School" was given 1 chance to randomly draw an N-level term.

Huai Xu released Huang Mao's hand and took a step back.

"Wait a moment."

"What? Scared?" The blond-haired man rubbed his wrist and sneered.

"It's not that I'm scared," Huai Xu shook his head, "I'm just thinking about the best way to beat you up."

"You fucking..."

"Wait a minute!" Huai Xu raised his hand to interrupt him again. "Give me three seconds to think about what position to use."

Yellow Hair: "???"

Everyone around was stunned.

What kind of operation is this? Do they need to think about their stance before fighting?

Huai Xu ignored them, lowered his head, pretended to be thinking, but actually opened the system panel.

[Number of random N-level terms drawn * 1]

【use or not? 】

Yes.

A flash of light.

A white term card appeared on the panel.

Huai Xu glanced at the entry's name, and his pupils suddenly contracted.

"Unlimited Techniques"

???

Unlimited techniques?

What was that outrageous technique used by Satoru Gojo in Jujutsu Kaisen?

That limitless technique that can manipulate infinite numbers and render all attacks unable to reach you?

That invincible, limitless technique?

Huai Xu's heart began to pound.

How can this thing be N-rank? This should be UR, right? No, this thing should be super UR!

Wait... isn't something wrong?

He suppressed his excitement and continued reading.

【"No Limits Techniques - Part One - Let's Poop" (N): "I said no limits techniques, not no limits techniques!"】

[Action Effect: By consuming a certain amount of mental energy and uttering the incantation "Take a dump," you can command creatures within a one-meter radius to defecate. The command takes effect immediately upon issuance and lasts for two hours.]

[Cooldown time: 8 hours]

Huai Xu stared at the screen for five seconds.

Then he looked at it again.

I watched it again.

"Take a...take a dump, okay???"

"..."

"I'll test your code."

He cursed inwardly.

Unlimited techniques.

Take a dump.

How are these two things connected?

No, thinking about it carefully, this thing is indeed quite "unscrupulous".

But this "no bottom line" is not the same as that "no bottom line"!

He continued reading.

[Note: This entry is one of the "No Limits Spells" series. Collecting all entries will unlock the full version of "No Limits Spells". Current progress: 1/?]

[The series of entries includes, but is not limited to: "Unscrupulous Techniques - Part 1 - Let's Poop", "Unscrupulous Techniques - Part 2 - (???)", "Unscrupulous Techniques - Part 3 - (???)"...]

Fine.

Although it's a downgraded version, it's still a superpower at least.

Forced defecation.

This ability sounds abstract, but think about it carefully...

It doesn't seem to be completely useless.

"Three seconds are up," the blond-haired guy's impatient voice pulled him back to reality. "Have you thought about how you're going to get beaten up?"

Huai Xu raised his head and looked at him.

His gaze was somewhat complicated.

"I've made up my mind."

"Oh? So what do you plan to do?"

Huai Xu took a deep breath.

"I plan to..."

He opened his mouth, then closed it again.

No, do we really need to use this?

Forced defecation?

In public places?

In front of so many people?

He looked around.