Dragon Raja: Back from Tiling, My Mother Lu Mingfei

Chapter 8 Your Mom?

Su Xiaoqiang is not in a good mood today.

To be precise, my mood has been terrible ever since I met that lunatic named Huai Xu yesterday.

"Be my mom."

Is this some new way to start a conversation?

Wait, why would someone call someone "Mom" when trying to pick them up?

Su Xiaoqiang grew angrier the more she thought about it.

What's even more infuriating is that she actually tossed and turned in her mind all night.

One night!

When has Su Xiaoqiang ever wasted a night for a man?

No, that thing isn't a man at all; it's a lunatic.

But that lunatic was indeed good-looking...

Su Xiaoqiang patted her face.

"Su Xiaoqiang, wake up! Just because you're pretty doesn't mean you can call anyone 'Mom'!"

"But... why did he want me to be his mother?"

"Are you interested in me?"

"No, if you're interested in someone, why would you call her 'Mom'?"

early morning.

Huai Xu realized that something was wrong.

As soon as he entered the school gate, he felt like countless eyes were watching him.

Although he usually attracts a lot of attention because he is so handsome, the number of people today is obviously excessive.

When he reached the entrance of the teaching building, a boy he didn't recognize suddenly approached him.

"You are Huai Xu?"

"It's me, what's wrong?"

"You...you really go around calling people 'Mom'?"

Huai Xu was taken aback: "How did you know? Do you play too...?"

"It's gone viral on Tieba!! See for yourself!!"

The boy took out his phone and opened the Shilan Middle School forum.

[Shocking! A senior high school boy at our school is claiming mothers everywhere, and Chen Wenwen, the president of the literary club, has fallen for him!]

Upon clicking, I found it was posted by a level 2 alt account.

The content is roughly as follows:

"Yesterday, I witnessed a decent-looking guy (later I found out his name is Huai Xu, from Class 5 of the third year of high school) sit across from Chen Wenwen in the cafeteria and immediately ask her to be his mother. Chen Wenwen actually agreed! She agreed! Does anyone know what's going on? Is this a new PUA tactic? Or some kind of performance art?"

First floor: Sofa.

Second floor: Benches.

Third floor: floor.

Fourth floor: If you don't understand, just ask. What does "recognizing a mother" mean? Is it that kind of recognition of a mother?

Fifth floor: Going back to the fourth floor means literally recognizing your mother. The kind where you call her "Mom".

Sixth floor: ? ? ? ? ?

7th floor: Holy crap, I saw it yesterday too! He even went to see Su Xiaoqiang! And she called him "Mom" too!

Eighth floor: Su Xiaoqiang? ??? Which Su Xiaoqiang?

Ninth floor: How many Su Xiaoqiangs are there at Shilan Middle School?

10th Floor: OP, can you please explain yourself clearly? What exactly is going on? Is this person mentally unstable?

Eleventh floor: I've finished reading it. This person definitely has something wrong with their brain.

12th Floor: Do you have a photo? I want to see what this person looks like.

Thirteenth floor: Also requesting photos.

Fourteenth floor: I have the photos, let me look for them.

Fifteenth floor: Found it.

【Picture.jpg】

Sixteenth floor: Damn, he's so handsome?

17th Floor: He seems even more handsome than Senior Chu! Why haven't I seen him at Shilan for so long? Is the person upstairs using a celebrity's photo to fool people?

18th Floor: No, he's more handsome in person than in photos. We were in the same class. This guy basically doesn't interact with people.

19th Floor: Is this guy socially awkward? This is clearly my husband.

20th floor: Wake up, upstairs, your husband is going around claiming to be your mother everywhere.

21st floor: So what? If you're handsome, you can have a hundred mothers.

22nd Floor: Are you guys sick? This is clearly a sign of mental instability, okay? What normal person would do something like this?

23rd floor: Are you ugly upstairs?

24th floor: What does this have to do with appearance?

25th floor: It's related. Being handsome is called performance art, being ugly is called sexual harassment.

Floor 26: Experience +3

Huai Xu read the post from beginning to end and remained silent for about ten seconds.

Then he laughed.

"Great, that saves me the trouble of getting to know them one by one."

"Huh?" The boy who came to deliver the message looked completely bewildered.

Huai Xu patted him on the shoulder, "Thanks, brother, you saved me a lot of trouble."

"You...you're not angry?"

"Angry? Why are you angry?"

Huai Xu said sincerely, "They helped me promote the company for free, and I'm so grateful to them."

After saying that, he left, leaving the boy standing there.

"Sacred gold..."

As Huai Xu walked into the teaching building, the system panel suddenly popped up.

The detection of a host in a public place has sparked heated discussion.

[Achievement unlocked: "Shilan High School has no living legends": "Isn't this the famous Huaixu High School?"]

[Achievement Reward: 1 random N-level affix draw chance]

Huai Xu paused in his steps.

This can unlock achievements?

He glanced at the achievement description, which read, "[There are no living legends at Shilan Middle School]" and there was a line of smaller print below it.

[Note: Your story has been noticed by the company's... academic affairs office. Good luck! :)]

"..."

Fine.

Anyway, he's shameless.

I still didn't pay much attention in class this morning.

Occasionally, students from the next class would pass by, peeking into Class 5's classroom, wanting to see what the "mom-recognition maniac" looked like.

Every time Huai Xu was woken up, he would raise his head and give a bright smile to the door.

Then the people at the door would shrink back as if they had been electrocuted.

He was thinking about something.

[Criteria for recognizing a mother: She must be a living being.]

Living things.

Not a living person.

It is a living creature.

In other words... it's not necessarily a person?

This discovery is extremely important.

He had previously focused his attention on students at Shilan Secondary School, believing that only humans could be mothers.

But the system refers to "living things".

Cats, dogs, birds, fish, even... microorganisms?

No, that won't do, that's too small...

……

in the afternoon.

A crowd gathered at the school gate.

Although Shilan Middle School has many wealthy students, there isn't always something exciting to see at any given time. Huai Xu tiptoed and peeked inside, spotting two people standing in the center of the crowd.

One is Su Xiaoqiang.

The other one is also...

He has blond hair.

"Su Xiaoqiang, what are you pretending for?" The blond-haired boy's voice was loud enough for everyone around to hear clearly. "I've been pursuing you for three months, and you won't even have a meal with me?"

Su Xiaoqiang crossed her arms. "Why should I have dinner with you? Do I even know you?"

"You don't recognize me? My dad and your dad even had dinner together!"

"My dad has eaten with many people, but that doesn't mean I have to eat with all of everyone's sons."

A few snickers came from the surrounding area.

The blond-haired boy's face turned red with embarrassment: "Su Xiaoqiang, don't push your luck. Let me tell you, no one on this street has ever dared to talk to me like that."

"Now you've seen it."

"Are you done seeing them? If you're done, I'm leaving."

After saying that, she turned to leave, but was stopped by the blond-haired man.

Did I let you leave?

Su Xiaoqiang frowned, about to speak, when a hand reached out from the side and pushed the blond-haired boy's arm away.

"Let's talk this out, don't resort to violence."

Huai Xu stood between the two with a smile.

Su Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment, clearly not expecting anyone to stand up for her.

The blond-haired boy sized Huai Xu up and down: "Who are you?"

"My name is Huai Xu, and I'm in Class 5 of Senior Three."

"Never heard of it."

"It's okay, you'll hear about it later."