Dragon Raja: Back from Tiling, My Mother Lu Mingfei

Huai Xu witnessed the most shocking scene of his life.

After he said those three words, the blond-haired man paused for a moment, seemingly not quite understanding.

Then his face suddenly turned green.

"you……"

Just as Huang Mao was about to say something, a loud rumbling sound came from his stomach.

Glug glug glug—

Then he stopped talking.

Because he no longer had the energy to speak.

His sphincter was undergoing an unprecedented test, and he clearly failed to pass it.

*Pfft—* *Zzzzzzzzzzz—*

A yellow stain appeared on the blond man's pants, and it was spreading at a visible speed.

An indescribable smell filled the air.

His two henchmen weren't much better off.

One of them clutched his stomach and squatted down, his expression contorted.

But struggling was clearly useless.

Pfft—Sizzle—

The other henchman held out for about two seconds before letting out a desperate wail: "Holy shit—!!!"

Plurp plurp plurp plurp—

Three people, three pairs of legs, three pairs of pants, simultaneously entered an indescribable state.

Before Huai Xu could even feel happy, he realized that something was wrong.

Because a soft sound came from behind him...

"Um……"

The locust tree turned its head.

Su Xiaoqiang's face was so red it looked like it was about to bleed.

Her legs were pressed tightly together, one hand was covering her stomach, and the other hand was supporting her against the telephone pole next to her. Her whole body was trembling slightly.

"You...you..."

Huai Xu's brain went blank for a moment.

Then he opened the system panel and scrolled down.

Finally, at the very bottom of the entry's description, he saw a line of small print.

It's so small it looks like the system deliberately hid it.

[Note: The spell's effect will affect all targets within its range except the caster.]

[All objectives.]

【all.】

Preface by Huai: "…………………………"

I'll test your code.

He suddenly looked up and glanced around.

The crowd that had been watching was now in complete chaos.

"Holy crap! My stomach!"

"What happened? I suddenly..."

"I can't take it anymore, where's the toilet?!"

"I also……"

At least seven or eight people clutched their stomachs at the same time, their expressions shifting from confusion to terror to despair, a change as rapid as a Sichuan opera face-changing act.

Huai Xu's mind was buzzing.

Radius is one meter.

He forgot what a radius of one meter meant.

This means that all living things within a one-meter radius of him, except for himself, will be affected.

Su Xiaoqiang was less than half a meter away from him, so of course she couldn't escape.

Those students who were watching were too close to escape.

The current situation is as follows:

Huang Mao and his two henchmen had completely given up struggling. The three of them squatted on the ground, their pants stained yellowish-brown, their expressions blank, and their eyes unfocused.

Several students who were watching were less relaxed. They huddled together, moving quickly in a strange posture towards the teaching building. But after a few steps, they realized they couldn't keep up, and some of them turned directly behind the flower bed next to them.

Su Xiaoqiang is still holding on.

She bit her lip, her forehead covered in sweat.

"What...what did you do to me...?"

Her voice was broken and intermittent.

Huai Xu wanted to say it was a misunderstanding, but when he saw Su Xiaoqiang's eyes about to cry, he swallowed all his explanations.

"Come with me."

He stretched out his hand.

Su Xiaoqiang stared at him, but didn't move.

"Miss Su, you wouldn't want others to see you like this, would you?"

Su Xiaoqiang's eyes reddened.

She hesitated for a second, but still put her hand on his.

Huai Xu took her hand and turned to leave.

But after taking two steps, it couldn't be pulled.

Looking back, Su Xiaoqiang was standing still, her legs feeling like they were made of lead, every step she took was incredibly difficult.

Huai Xu then remembered a crucial question.

When you feel the urge to defecate, you should avoid strenuous exercise.

Otherwise, I won't be able to hold it in.

He had deeply understood this principle in his past life.

"never mind."

Huai Xu released her hand, bent down, put one arm around her waist, and scooped up her legs with the other, carrying her in a princess carry.

Su Xiaoqiang froze.

"What...what are you doing?!"

"I'll take you to the toilet."

"Put me down!"

"If I put you down, can you walk?"

"I……"

"You don't want your classmates to see you...you know, right?"

Su Xiaoqiang's face was so red it felt like it was about to explode.

She wanted to say something, but her stomach was churning again.

She stopped moving.

She nestled obediently in Huai Xu's arms, burying her face in his chest, wishing she could die on the spot.

Huai Xu carried her and jogged all the way.

As I passed by Huang Mao, I glanced down at him.

The blond-haired man was already lying on the ground.

It wasn't that he fainted; he was completely exhausted, like a dried-out salted fish lying sprawled out in his own "creation," his eyes gazing at the sky with an empty yet peaceful expression.

It's as if they've seen through the illusions of the world.

Huai Xu didn't have time to pay attention to him and rushed into the teaching building with Su Xiaoqiang in his arms.

There is a toilet on the first floor.

But the door to the women's restroom was closed, and someone was inside.

Huai Xu hesitated for a fraction of a second before turning directly into the men's restroom.

Fortunately, there was no one in the men's restroom.

He pushed open the door to the innermost cubicle and let Su Xiaoqiang in.

"sit."

Su Xiaoqiang bit her lip and didn't move.

Huai Xu sighed, pressed her shoulder, and helped her sit on the toilet.

Then he stepped out and closed the cubicle door.

"I'll keep watch outside."

There was a two-second silence in the cubicle.

Then came a muffled "hmm".

Huai Xu leaned against the wall by the toilet door and began to contemplate life.

Who is he?

Where is he?

Why would he use forced defecation techniques on a high school girl?

He looked up at the sign at the toilet entrance.

Men's restroom.

He made a girl sit on the toilet in the men's restroom.

He himself stood guard at the entrance to the men's restroom.

The scene is just so bizarre.

A passing boy peeked inside, saw Huai Xu standing at the door, checked the men's restroom sign to make sure he wasn't in the wrong place, and cautiously asked, "Excuse me, is it... inside?"

"There are people inside."

"Then I'll wait a bit..."

"no."

Why?

"Because my mom is inside."

"...???"

The boy looked at Huai Xu with the eyes of someone looking at a lunatic for three seconds, then turned and left.

Huai Xu leaned against the wall, opened the system panel, and glanced at Su Xiaoqiang's level of recognition.

[Su Xiaoqiang: 4%]

Nothing has changed.

Expected.

Who would gain more favorability by getting diarrhea from someone else?

Unless you have a particular fetish.

Time passed by, second by second.

The sounds from the toilet came and went.

Huai Xu stood outside, and occasionally when boys came in, he would chase them away with excuses like "the toilet is broken" or "there is a female ghost inside."

He felt he had never been this outrageous in his life.

Two hours.

Two full hours.

During those two hours, Huai Xu thought about many things.

For example, the meaning of life.

For example, malicious activity within the system.

For example, how exactly did he go from a teenage internet addict who died from overworking himself to the person he is now?

For example, will Su Xiaoqiang kill him after he comes out?

For example, would you call the police before killing him?

For example, what crime would be charged if the police were called?

The crime of forced defecation? I don't think there's such a clause in the criminal law.

Two hours later.

The cubicle door opened.