Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.
Chapter 217 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 8
Chapter 217 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 8
Although the video was shot from Tony's first-person perspective and didn't capture Tony's heroic running and swearing, just listening to the continuous sounds, Tony's cursing in the video, and the fleeting glimpse of his path when he turned around after reaching the bushes, made everyone at the scene laugh so hard they almost fell over.
To be honest, when the captain said that Tony had defecated in public, everyone thought it was just a stupid thing Tony did when he was drunk. They never expected that he would actually defecate in public like this!
When this scene unfolded before Tony's eyes, he felt that his life was over. His eyes were filled with murderous intent as he looked at the crowd. He even began to consider whether he should just kill them all right there and then.
Clearly, compared to Zhao Weike and Hawkeye before him, Tony felt he had lost face to the point of no return.
Finally, the captain couldn't hold back any longer and patted Tony on the shoulder before speaking.
"Don't worry, the psychologist will help you heal from this trauma. Don't take it too seriously, after all, you were drunk at the time!"
If it really doesn't work, let's stop watching.
To the captain's utter surprise, his words were met with opposition from everyone, with Tony being the one who reacted the most strongly.
"Don't even think about it! Even if it kills me, I'll finish playing this video today!"
Tony practically gritted his teeth as he said this. After all, apart from Sherlock, who had already passed out drunk from the start, everyone else had already lost face. Did Captain Tony really think he could escape unscathed at this point?
Grandma!
Because it's Tony's first-person perspective, for a long time the video only shows leaves.
When Tony finally managed to clean himself up and take care of his hygiene before reappearing in front of everyone, the previously harmonious team inexplicably started arguing.
Even Sherlock, unaware of when he came to his senses, joined the argument.
The argument was about whether the captain could fight the tiger one-on-one.
Sherlock: "Stop fucking bullshit! Even if you had peak human physical abilities, how could a skinny monkey like you possibly beat a tiger?"
Hawkeye and Zhao Weike agreed with Sherlock's words, but the captain, who was clearly drunk, disagreed with Sherlock and pointed at him angrily.
"It's just a tiger, right? I'll just slide tackle it!"
"And then you went straight into the tiger's belly?"
Before the captain could finish speaking, Hawkeye smoothly picked up the conversation, directly relaying the captain's long-winded explanation.
The two sides argued incessantly, their stomachs feeling stuck.
After resolving his personal issues, Tony returned home to find himself annoyed by the commotion, and he yelled at the group that was still arguing.
"Can't you just take action and solve this? What's the point of arguing here?"
Although Tony's words seemed cryptic, they were like a reminder to Sherlock. In the video, Sherlock pulled out the Anywhere Door from his four-dimensional pocket without hesitation, opened it, and was about to drag Captain America and Tiger into a duel.
The captain, not one to back down, boldly carried Zhao Weike inside with Sherlock, and even Tony and Hawkeye followed.
Although Sherlock never revealed where his Anywhere Door opened in the video, judging from the docile Siberian tiger around them and the surrounding trees, Sherlock is truly ruthless.
Of all the tiger breeds available, they just happened to pick the one with the most formidable fighting power for the captain.
Most importantly, the drunk Sherlock clearly forgot to retract the Anywhere Door, and after arriving in Siberia, he led the captain and the others around here for about half an hour.
You know what, they were really lucky; they actually found a tiger!
That's right, it's the tiger right next to everyone, named Gong Baiwan!
However, the Gong Baiwan in the video was not as docile and obedient as he is now. When they first met, Gong Baiwan had a rather ferocious look on his face and let out a roar that could intimidate all beasts.
As the saying goes, a tiger roars in the mountains and forests. The deep roar of a tiger can even scare some small animals to death, let alone a few people experiencing it up close.
Almost the instant the tiger's roar sounded, the group of people instantly regained their senses. Instinct took over their thinking, and the five of them moved with exceptional precision, turning around and fleeing without the slightest hesitation.
Even the captain, who had just vowed to slide tackle the tiger, did the same. Tony even forgot that he was wearing armor that could take off, and just ran wildly with the others.
"Captain! Quick, go and slide tackle it!"
Although Sherlock is incredibly fast, under the influence of alcohol, he still finds himself teasing the captain.
After hearing Sherlock's words, the captain rolled his eyes at him and ignored him, instead carrying Zhao Weike and running headlong towards the place where the Anywhere Door had been.
Unfortunately, two legs can hardly outrun four legs, and the armor itself is not good at fighting. It was not designed for Tony to run, so unsurprisingly, Tony was the first to be pounced on by the huge tiger.
"No! Help me! I don't want to become tiger poop!"
The moment Gong Baiwan tackled Tony, Tony let out a piercing scream, completely forgetting his own...
The armor on his body can even withstand the fire of missiles and artillery shells.
And the captain was really a good Samaritan. After hearing Tony's cries for help, the captain, who was originally running in the lead, suddenly stopped, picked up Zhao Weike, turned around, and ran towards the big tiger.
The moment they got close to the tiger, the captain grabbed Zhao Weike's ankle tightly and used Zhao Weike, who was wrapped in bullet chains all over his body, as a hammer, swinging him directly towards the tiger's head.
This scene was captured perfectly by Tony's helmet, even showing the vomit that shot out of Zhao Weike's mouth as he was being used as a hammer due to the immense inertia.
Seeing this scene in the video, Zhao Weike's gaze instantly locked onto the captain not far away, and he complained to the captain in an annoyed tone.
"Captain, you'd better give me a satisfactory explanation!"
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