Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.

Chapter 216 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 7

As Sherlock and Tony continued to tease the captain, Hawkeye's eyes twitched incessantly.

No, was he the only one who noticed that the captain was using a lot of slang when he was speaking? Those terms like "little guys," "cops," and "shoulder to shoulder" are pure street gang jargon!

Who would have thought that your big-eyed, thick-browed captain was once one of those legendary scoundrels? Hawkeye was shocked and seemed to have discovered some deep-seated secret of the captain. He decided to go back to the station and investigate the captain's past after this matter was over.

Hawkeye had a feeling there was definitely a lot of untold fun going on here!

Of course, Hawkeye didn't say any of this. Instead, he quietly watched as everyone teased the captain. As for the captain, well, the captain himself was questioning his life.

Looking at his own wild and unrestrained self in the video, coupled with Sherlock and Tony's teasing, the captain himself began to doubt himself. Could it be that he was really too repressed on a daily basis, which led to him letting loose like this after drinking too much?

To be honest, the captain himself wasn't really sure, because this was the first time he'd gotten drunk since receiving the super soldier serum. After all, no one had ever tried to fight him to the death over drinking like those blond-haired guys.

That's why the captain didn't object to Tony's suggestion to introduce him to a psychologist; instead, he remained silent, which was tantamount to acquiescing to Tony's proposal.

After all, the captain has his pride too. If there were a crack in the ground right now, he'd probably hide right there in it.

However, the still-playing video showed no intention of letting the captain off the hook.

Despite carrying both Zhao Weike and Sherlock, the captain in the video moved with incredible speed, along with Tony in his armor and Hawkeye, who, despite being drunk, still possessed top-notch physical abilities.

The three of them moved with incredible speed, and getting rid of Uncle Hat was no big deal for them at all.

It can only be said that the United States is a magical country. Here, as long as you are not pinned down on the spot by Uncle Hat, many things can actually be discussed afterward.

Under such circumstances, Uncle Hat usually doesn't chase criminals as desperately as Rabbit does.

Therefore, with the help of various factors, the group did not run too far, and simply ran into a park to shake off Uncle Hat's pursuit.

The problem was that the group had run into the park.

You should know that nighttime is usually very dangerous in the United States, and parks are the most dangerous places at night, especially this free park where the group has come.

If it's a paid park, it's fine; they'll hire security guards and the like. But free parks are like havens for criminals at night!

Unsurprisingly, the group was surrounded by a group of thugs shortly after arriving at the park.

To be honest, almost all petty thugs in the world are the same. Thanks to their ignorance and the onset of their adolescent delusions, they show no fear even when facing Tony in his armor.

They even seemed to be using their numerical advantage to try out Tony's armor and make a fortune off Tony, the world's richest man.

Faced with this situation, Captain America and Tony exchanged a glance and immediately started fighting without saying a word, while Hawkeye was responsible for protecting Sherlock and Zhao Weike, who were already lying on the ground.

The three of them were already top-tier fighters. Even though the captain didn't have a shield and Tony didn't use any lethal weapons, they still managed to beat the group of thugs so badly that they scattered and disappeared without a trace.

This little incident itself is not a big problem at all, and it can even be said that it is not a problem.

But often, the details are hidden in the unexpected.

Do you remember when Hawkeye fed Tony a chicken leg while they were escaping?

After a while, the half-cooked chicken leg started to exert its strength!

The moment the battle ended, Tony immediately opened his visor and started vomiting. However, before Tony could even clear his stomach, a deafening rumble of his stomach came from the video.

Unfortunately, due to the current suit model, even though Tony felt unwell, he couldn't open his suit, and flying back would be too late.

Therefore, in a moment of desperation, Tony almost instantly unleashed all his intelligence, running like a madman to the unconscious Sherlock, grabbing Sherlock by the collar without saying a word and launching two fierce punches.

You know what, after the two of them fought, Sherlock, who was originally unconscious, actually woke up briefly. Seeing that Sherlock had regained consciousness, Tony almost roared at Sherlock like a madman.

"Quick! Sherlock, think of a way to use your amazing alchemy to get my armor off, I need to poop! Hurry up!!!!"

Hearing Tony's roar, the dazed Sherlock did not activate his alchemy. Instead, he took out a glove from his pocket and put it on.

Then, with a slap, Tony was knocked to the ground. Without saying a word, the stomped on Tony's back and gripped the gap in the armor on Tony's buttocks tightly with both hands.

The next second, to everyone's disbelief, Sherlock simply ripped open Tony's suit of armor and his pants.

She even thoughtfully ran her hand along the edge of the torn armor to make sure there were no barbs before closing her eyes and collapsing again.

Tony in the video didn't care about anything else anymore, and as Sherlock tore open the armor on his backside...

Then, Tony scrambled to his feet and tried to rush toward the bushes not far away.

Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned, and Tony's sphincter muscles couldn't hold back the overwhelming urge to defecate.

Hearing the indescribable sounds coming from the video, Sherlock and Tony's eyes met instantly, and they both saw a faint killing intent in each other's gazes.

Sherlock finally figured out why, after waking up, his head felt like it had been stuffed into an ever-expanding balloon and then thrown into a blender.

Sherlock initially thought the aftereffects were from a hangover from drinking too much, but he never expected it to be caused by a concussion from Tony!

Tony wasn't much better off. He thought it was embarrassing enough that he had to poop in public, but he never expected that he would actually poop while running!

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