Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.

Chapter 218 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 9

Clearly, faced with irrefutable evidence, the captain couldn't offer Zhao Weike a perfect explanation and could only give him an awkward smile.

But to be fair, Zhao Weike's soft stick, clad in chainmail armor, is really useful!

Under the captain's immense force, Gong Baiwan, who had been holding Tony down, was actually knocked off balance, and the once fierce tiger's face was now filled with a bewildered expression.

Well, this is probably the first time in its tiger career that it has been beaten up by such a skinny little monkey.

Clearly, after a brief moment of confusion, the tiger became even angrier and roared as it charged back towards the group.

The tiger's momentary daze was enough for the captain to pull up the fallen Tony and rejoin the fleeing group.

However, the roar of the tiger behind him instantly chilled Tony, who had just escaped its jaws, and without saying a word, he yelled at Sherlock, who was frantically fleeing in front of him.

"Sherlock! Think of something!!!"

In fact, Sherlock was already thinking of a way to escape when he started running away. Unfortunately, due to his impaired judgment and the double debuff of being drunk, Sherlock, who was running ahead, was like a panicked Doraemon.

They pulled out all sorts of random stuff, but damn it, they couldn't find anything useful.

Along the way, Sherlock pulled water bottles, blankets, sleeping bags, tents, and toilet paper from his four-dimensional pocket.

Screwdrivers, wrenches, instant noodles, and other miscellaneous items almost filled the space.

When the pink door on the ground came into everyone's view, Xia Luoke didn't take out anything useful.

Hawkeye, who was the fastest runner, was the first to reach the Anywhere Door. But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't open it, which made him stomp his feet in frustration.

Finally, Sherlock arrived at the Anywhere Door and slapped away Hawkeye's hand, which was about to pull the doorknob off, before the Anywhere Door was reopened.

Unfortunately, when the Anywhere Door opened again, the other side was not the park they had come from, but a tropical rainforest like the one they were in now.

Clearly, with the tiger chasing them from behind, they couldn't care less about anything else. Hawkeye grabbed Sherlock without a word and rushed through the gate, continuing their escape.

It wasn't until Captain America and Tony's trio had also passed through the Anywhere Door that Tony, who was originally thinking of closing the door, turned around and saw the tiger's claws so close at hand. He screamed in fright and actually dropped the Anywhere Door and continued to run away.

Although the portal wasn't very large, it was still big enough for the tiger to travel through and continue chasing the group.

Most importantly, in Tony's fleeting glance back, everyone present clearly saw that the big tiger was actually quite intelligent; it knew to close the Anywhere Door, then kick it to the ground before continuing its pursuit.

God knows how long they ran, but just as the big tiger was about to pounce on Tony for the second time, Sherlock finally found a useful tool.

Momotaro rice balls!

That's right, it's another practice piece Sherlock made when he was with Laozi, imitating the gadgets from Doraemon.

Fortunately, in terms of effect, it is at least comparable to the original Momotaro rice ball. After Sherlock threw a pill into the tiger's mouth, the tiger became visibly cute, as if Nangong Wenya had patted its head.

At this point, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and began to observe the large tiger in front of them up close.

After the danger passed and instincts faded, the crowd's rationality did not return. Instead, they became even more excited after such a thrilling escape, even Sherlock, who had just regained some of his senses.

It was only at this moment that everyone realized that even in such a critical moment, none of the bottles in their hands had been lost. Immediately, the drunken group began to embrace the tiger, whom Sherlock had named Gong Baiwan, and start the second drinking session.

During this second drinking session, the captain completely let loose, putting his arm around Gong Baiwan's neck and even pouring a lot of tequila into Gong Baiwan's mouth!

However, just as everyone was celebrating their narrow escape, a bullet from who-knows-where shattered the bottle in Tony's hand, and then they realized that they were surrounded by a group of armed men.

If the wild and untamed tiger could evoke the most primal fear in humans, then the group of fully armed soldiers before them clearly could not arouse the most primal fear at all, but could only ignite the fighting will that had been cultivated through long-term training.

Yes, a skirmish broke out, and even Gong Baiwan participated in the battle.

Tony, who wore his armor the entire time, became the absolute damage dealer in this encounter. Thanks to his armor, even though he was driving under the influence of alcohol, he was still able to achieve impressive results.

Unfortunately, on the one hand, none of them had much equipment, and on the other hand, Zhao Weike's weapons were too many to be used in the fight in time, so they could only rely on their physical abilities to fight in close combat.

Unfortunately, everyone was currently in a drunken state, and with Tony's presence, the enemy's support and firepower became increasingly fierce. In the end, the group had no choice but to flee.

What? You're asking why Tony, even in his armor, couldn't beat those fully armed ordinary people?

You'll understand if you watch the last scene of the video.

At the end of the video, Tony attracted almost all the firepower as he tumbled around, with explosions and bullets clanging against his armor never ceasing.

If Tony hadn't been lucky enough to never turn his back on the enemy, he probably wouldn't have just one anus by now.

The final scene shows Tony performing too many aerial maneuvers, coupled with his already intoxicated state and the lingering vomiting and diarrhea caused by that damn chicken leg.

So much so that after everyone retreated to where they were, Tony ripped off his helmet and used it as a bucket to start peeing.

He then casually threw the helmet, which was filled with his vomit, into the nearby stream.

It can only be said that the fact that everyone survived sleeping here last night was entirely due to the fact that the armed group did not choose to pursue them! They are a prime example of being incredibly lucky.

However, although the video had finished playing, the questions that lingered in everyone's minds remained unanswered.

"So, we've looked at everyone's dark past, yet we still don't know where we are right now?"

Zhao Weike looked at the projection screen, which had turned into a static display, and asked in a daze.

Tony looked at Sherlock, who was still dizzy and disoriented, with a look of disgust and complained to him.

"May I ask, brave sir, where exactly have you taken us?"

Upon hearing Tony's question, Sherlock rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky, and retorted to Tony in an annoyed tone.

"How would I know? I was probably just thinking about finding a place where there were absolutely no tigers!"

"Yes, there are definitely no tigers in the rainforest! The problem is we don't even know where we are, or even..."

Why did those damned militants attack us?!

Hawkeye followed up with a merciless critique of Sherlock's response, but to everyone's surprise, the captain, who had been silent all along, suddenly responded to Hawkeye's critique.

"I think I know why they attacked us!"

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