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Chapter 215 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 6

The reason Hawkeye pulled back the large tooth he was holding in an instant was very simple: in the video, after seeing Zhao Weike transformed into Rambo, Hawkeye actually started rolling around on the ground like a child, determined to prove himself.

Hawkeye's antics reached their peak, especially after Captain America and Tony dragged the three of them out of that damn gun shop.

To everyone's disbelief, Hawkeye in the video actually rushed straight to Sherlock's side and, without the slightest hesitation, practically half of his body went into Sherlock's four-dimensional pocket, who was still unconscious.

By the time the captain realized what was happening and abandoned the practically immobile Zhao Weike to drag Hawkeye out of Sherlock's four-dimensional pocket, Hawkeye was already holding a fishing rod, a box of fishing line, and a stick.

Not to mention that the naturally grown, straight wooden pole that Sherlock used for his collection was bent into the shape of a bow and arrow by Hawkeye, just the fishing rod that Hawkeye disassembled to use as an arrow broke through Sherlock's defenses.

Do you know how precious a fishing rod that has caught big fish and has an excellent feel is to an air force angler?

Upon witnessing this scene, Sherlock did not hesitate at all, and immediately shouted and pounced on Hawkeye.

"You bastard, you'd better give me your life!!!"

For a moment, everyone at the scene was scrambling to remove Sherlock from Hawkeye's body, while the video footage on the other side also showed Hawkeye.

After getting the equipment he wanted, Hawkeye rushed towards a pet store on the other side of the street without any hesitation.

Even while charging forward, they were shouting things like "bonds" and "friendship" as they ran.

The speed was so fast that, given the drunken state of everyone in the video, there was simply no time to stop it.

After seeing Hawkeye rush towards the pet store, the group that had just pulled Sherlock off Hawkeye finally understood why Hawkeye's clothes were in stripes.

The only question is, where did Hawkeye get that crest of feathers on his head?

When Captain America carried Sherlock and Tony dragged the immobile Zhao Weike into the pet store with Hawkeye, the scene before them was still somewhat dumbfounded.

Well, as we all know, most human pets are cats and dogs, or at most reptiles. But in a place like Florida, where people are talented and beautiful, pet stores not only have cats and dogs, but also all kinds of livestock!

And this naturally includes things like old hens!

When Tony dragged Zhao Weike, who was already wearing bulletproof armor, into the pet store in the video, he saw Hawkeye with countless dogs hanging on his body and had already killed a chicken with his bow and arrow.

While plucking the poor chicken to prepare it for roasting, he was also making the crest on its head.

It was only at this moment that everyone realized that the raw material for the feather crest on Hawkeye's head was actually his mother's dog leash!

Most importantly, there are no employees in this pet store; it's a closed pet store!

In other words, Hawkeye has now committed trespassing. If the pet store calls the police, Hawkeye, the Avenger of the Battle of New York, will almost certainly be sent to jail!

Seeing this, the smile quickly shifted from Hawkeye's face to Zhao Weike's. Looking at Hawkeye's face, which was as black as the bottom of a pot, Zhao Weike patted Hawkeye's shoulder in a cheeky manner and said...

"Oh~ I'm the famous Mr. Barton, I wonder if you're trying to cosplay as the Elf Prince, or experiencing the hunting life of Native Americans? Oh, I forgot to mention, who would have thought that the renowned Hawkeye would lose to a bunch of adorable dogs?"

When Zhao Weike mocked Hawkeye, he even seemed to disregard human life and death, completely ignoring Hawkeye's increasingly dark expression.

Clearly, Hawkeye's situation is worse than Zhao Weike's. At least Zhao Weike can settle things with a little money, while Hawkeye may have to deal with that group of heartless maggots.

Of course, Hawkeye in the video wasn't concerned about whether he would have to deal with those heartless maggots in the future. After cleaning up the poor pet chicken, he actually grabbed Tony and wanted to use Tony's palm cannon to roast the whole chicken he had just prepared!

The crucial point is that Tony in the video actually agreed to Hawkeye's request!

Amidst the captain's hearty laughter, an Iron Man, with his hand raised, carefully controlled the energy output of the palm cannon in his armor, which far surpassed the world's technological level, as he roasted chicken for another Avenger who had transformed into a jungle hunter!

The location was a pet shop that was "considered a crime scene," and most importantly, the mastermind had all sorts of dogs clinging to his clothes!

Even more outrageous is that, damn it, Tony's palm cannon can actually be used as an oven!

Everyone at the scene was completely dumbfounded as they watched the whole chicken in the video slowly turn golden brown, even Tony himself was bewildered.

As the creator of the armor he wore, Tony was also surprised to learn that his Palm Cannon, after its energy output was limited, could actually be used as an oven!

However, soon after, the sound of police cars could be heard in the video. Clearly, Hawkeye had triggered the pet store's automatic alarm system when he broke into the store.

As the sound of the police sirens grew closer, the captain laughed and took a swig of his drink before hoisting Sherlock and Zhao Weike, who were both lying on the ground, onto his back. He even swayed slightly before making sure they were stable, then laughed and addressed the two men who were roasting chicken.

"Men! Let's start our escape! The cops are coming soon, let's get out of here! Our celebration and dreams shouldn't end now!"

As soon as the captain finished speaking, he carried the two men and charged out of the pet shop.

Behind the captain were Tony and Hawkeye!

Even more outrageous, the two didn't forget the damn chicken in their hands while they were running away. Hawkeye even tore off a half-cooked chicken leg and handed it to Tony.

Tony actually accepted the chicken leg without hesitation and even put it in his mouth!

Most importantly, even when escaping, Tony didn't forget to give Hawkeye a bad review!

As they watched the scenes unfold in the video, everyone present fell into complete silence, especially the team leader, who had no recollection of what had just happened and felt that what had just been shown in the video was beyond his comprehension.

After a long while, Sherlock looked at the captain who was sitting silently to the side and asked him a question.

"Captain, are you sure you don't usually suppress your personality too much?"

As Sherlock finished speaking, Tony patted the captain on the shoulder with a helpless expression and said to the captain.

"Don't worry, I'll recommend a psychologist to you when we get back!"

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