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Chapter 214 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 5

As soon as Zhao Weike said those words in the video, Tony's perspective followed the direction Zhao Weike was pointing, only to see a gun shop with a shooting range.

Meanwhile, outside the video, the people sitting in a circle watching the video also had smiles on their faces, especially Hawkeye, who was laughing so hard he almost lay on the ground.

He kept slapping Zhao Weike, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, while making sarcastic remarks to Zhao Weike.

Wow, what a huge "military base"!

The sarcastic tone made Zhao Weike's face darken even more, and even the look in his eyes as he looked at Hawkeye began to carry a strange murderous intent.

The people in the video didn't let Zhao Weike off the hook either, especially Sherlock!

Perhaps because Zhao Weike suddenly let go, Sherlock was briefly sober after falling to the ground. Then, perhaps having heard Zhao Weike's request, Sherlock took out the item from his four-dimensional pocket without any hesitation, as Zhao Weike had asked.

Accompanied by the classic sound effect of Doraemon pulling out his gadget, Sherlock also handed his own gadget to Zhao Weike.

Unfortunately, what Sherlock pulled out wasn't a pistol, but a natural wooden stick that looked very much like a pistol!

Upon seeing this scene in the video, Sherlock covered his face speechlessly, and even resolved to properly tidy up his four-dimensional pocket when he got back, and not stuff everything into it.

Yes, you read that right. Sherlock really did pull out a wooden pistol-like object, and it really was one of Sherlock's collectibles.

Any man should understand why Sherlock would have such a collection. After all, men are boys until they die, and they have absolutely no resistance to straight sticks, or even wooden sticks that look like guns or staffs.

Of course, the premise is that this thing is completely natural!

The wooden fork that Sherlock pulled out, which looked similar to a pistol, was something he had picked up by the roadside when he was driving back to New York from Tony's house!

I originally thought this thing was just for my collection, but I never expected it would be used here!

The absurd part is that when Sherlock in the video took out that wooden weight that looked like a pistol, Zhao Weike didn't notice anything wrong with it. He took the wooden weight that Sherlock handed him and then launched an attack on the gun shop with a set of extremely standard tactical movements.

Yes, you read that right. Even when he was drunk, Zhao Weike was still able to maintain the standard of tactical movements, and even his gun-holding method was extremely standard, using the center axis.

Of course, you must ignore Zhao Weike's floral shirt, baggy shorts, and flip-flops at this moment, plus the fact that he was holding...

After getting to the "gun", he kept making "bia~bia~bia~" sounds to describe the "gun" in his hand.

The crowd stared in disbelief as Zhao Weike, holding a block of wood, approached the gun shop door in a comically yet professional manner, then kicked the door open and rushed inside.

Later in the video, Zhao Weike's "bia~bia~bia~" sounds were heard incessantly.

If you ignored the fact that the voice was Zhao Weike's own voice acting, you might even think that the battle inside the gun shop was unusually intense.

Most importantly, in the video, it was obvious that the group, who were clearly drunk, couldn't tell whether it was a real fight or just Zhao Weike making the noise.

After a moment of stunned silence, they all looked anxious and, without saying a word, grabbed Sherlock and rushed towards the gun shop.

Only after everyone had entered the gun shop did they finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Clearly, someone who can open a shop in a prime location like Florida is quite worldly-wise, although he was initially startled by Zhao Weike rushing in and even almost drew his gun.

However, when the shop assistant saw the wooden clatter in Zhao Weike's hand and smelled the strong smell of alcohol on him, he immediately understood what had happened.

It's obvious he's just another drunkard!

The extremely experienced shop assistant was cooperating with Zhao Weike's performance while secretly trying to call the police. Even after the rest of the people rushed in, the shop assistant was only slightly stunned.

Especially after seeing Tony's Iron Man armor, the shop assistant's eyes darted around and he actually gave up on calling the police.

Instead, he started to let the group fool around in the store. Sherlock watched helplessly as the clerk kept stuffing weapons and ammunition into Zhao Weike's hands with a smile, and even occasionally recommended firearms to the rest of the group.

Not only that, the shop assistant even professionally dressed Zhao Weike in a Rambo outfit, smiling throughout and showing no impatience whatsoever.

The reason is simple: such shops are usually under all-around surveillance without any blind spots. Tony's gleaming Iron Man armor almost immediately identifies him as Tony Stark.

"At that time, all I need to do is take the surveillance footage to Stark Industries to claim reimbursement for the losses. There's absolutely no need to offend those few drunk big shots in front of me." It can even help my little shop clear out some inventory.

What? You're saying you're not worried that Tony won't admit it?

Are you kidding me? Even if Tony doesn't admit it, just by uploading the surveillance footage online, the sheer amount of traffic Tony brings will guarantee him far more profit than he loses, not to mention that the content of the surveillance video is full of bombshells.

This gun shop will never lose money, no matter what!

Therefore, under everyone's watchful eyes, the shop assistant cooperated perfectly with Zhao Weike throughout the entire performance, and after being "killed" countless times by the wooden stick in Zhao Weike's hand, he successfully transformed Zhao Weike into the "Rambo" he is now, and then cheerfully saw everyone off.

For a moment, everyone present looked at Tony and Zhao Weike with a strange expression, as if three large characters were floating above their heads.

What a sucker!

Zhao Weike's face turned bright red. Looking at Tony not far away, he held back for a long time before finally managing to utter a sentence.

"Send me the bill later!"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's words, Tony's lips twitched a few times, but he ultimately chose to remain silent.

Apart from Hawkeye, who was probably the happiest, everyone else in the room had a relieved expression on their faces. Fortunately, the others weren't as high-profile as Tony, so they weren't chased around and recognized.

However, as the video continued to play, Hawkeye, who had been grinning broadly, quickly stopped laughing.