Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.

Chapter 213 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 4

Of course, Tony was met with four middle fingers from the two men. Tony didn't care, after all, he had already gotten revenge for Hawkeye's earlier criticism. Now, the eldest brother wouldn't criticize the second brother; if we were to lose face, we'd lose face together!

However, the video did not stop there, because apart from Sherlock, who was already unconscious, the most important captain had not yet appeared!

After Tony fiddled with the computer on his armor for a bit, he once again blocked out the sounds of the two people competing to see who could eat more shit, and after fast-forwarding through the footage, he finally saw Captain America.

Well, just as the captain himself said, he really put in a do-or-die effort in drinking with that group of blondies, especially when everyone else was lying down and Tony was even drunk enough to start driving his armor. It was the captain who stepped up.

The good news is that the captain, true to his peak human physical abilities, managed to get all those blond-haired guys drunk and passed out, even after everyone else was already drunk.

The bad news is, he got drunk himself, having already gotten the opposing team's captain under the table!

The worse news is that the drunk Captain is a completely different person from the usual Captain. Looking at the Captain on screen, Sherlock even began to suspect that the Captain might have some hidden personality or that he had been transported to another world.

After all, in the real world, if you see Captain America transform into a smooth-talking, high-class captain who is also unusually frivolous, as if he were possessed by the Human Torch from Fantastic Four, anyone would be suspicious!

The captain, who had drunk everyone on the other side unconscious, actually stood on the table and tore the last enemy to pieces.

The shirt began to wriggle on the table.

Her movements were incredibly alluring.

What's even more outrageous is that the captain's swear words never stopped.

"***! **********! **********. **************? *****************! "

As the captain uttered those melodious, almost censored words, everyone on the scene began to look at him with increasingly strange expressions.

Especially Zhao Weike, who somehow pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the captain.

"Captain, please answer what you hate the most, so we can confirm that you are still the captain!"

Most importantly, no one on the scene felt anything was wrong with Zhao Weike's actions. Even though Tony's weapon system was damaged, he still raised his palm cannon at the captain.

The captain, who had just witnessed his own outrageous behavior, turned as red as a monkey's bottom. After seeing the actions of everyone present, he almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

"What I hate most is Sherlock's transformation device, especially when he has to use it and there's an audience present!"

Upon hearing the captain's words, everyone immediately put down their weapons and even nodded in agreement, indicating that the captain was absolutely right. In return, they received the middle finger from Sherlock, who treated everyone present.

Of course, the video that was playing didn't end there. After all, although the people at this point were a bit outrageous, they were at least still normal and hadn't turned into the current unbearable sight they were in.

However, as the video continued to play, the way everyone looked at the captain began to change.

The reason is simple: as if possessed by the Human Torch, the captain, who had transformed into a smooth-talking, honey-tongued man, actually wiggled around on the table for a while before jumping directly to Tony's side, grabbing Tony's shoulder with a cheeky grin, and saying to Tony.

"This is a victory for our alliance! Tony! We've won! I think we should leave the battlefield and properly enjoy our victory!"

The damn thing is that after hearing the captain's words, Tony, who was drunk, actually agreed with the captain's words while pouring more alcohol into his drink. He even went and pulled up Zhao Weike and Hawkeye, who were sitting on the ground competing to see who weighed almost 100 pounds.

After Tony, Zhao Weike, and Hawkeye told them about the captain's idea, the two drunkards immediately agreed and decided to join the captain's victory celebration without any hesitation.

Most importantly, these four old men decided to hold a second "victory celebration party." Surprisingly, they hadn't forgotten about Sherlock. After deciding to hold a second party, they actually lifted the unconscious Sherlock off the ground.

Just like the Black pallbearers carrying a coffin, one person was responsible for Sherlock's four limbs, while the other hand carried a bottle of wine. They danced comically but in unison, singing as they walked out of the hotel.

Sherlock, who was unconscious the whole time, inexplicably became the coffin of four people. To the beat of the upbeat music and howling songs played by Tony's armor, he was carried away by four people while dancing, heading towards the beach outside the hotel.

This also became the reason why everyone later turned into this grotesque state. For a moment, everyone on the scene looked at Tony and Captain America, and everyone's eyes flashed with a dangerous light, especially Sherlock.

After all, no one would be happy to be carried like that, not to mention just by looking at the way those four old men were dancing in the video. It's already a miracle that Sherlock didn't get vomited by those four old men and die a miserable death from vomit blocking his trachea.

What's even more unsettling is that the hotel Zhao Weike chose has an excellent location.

Stepping out of the hotel, one is greeted by a bustling commercial street, and the group carrying Sherlock instantly becomes the focus of everyone's attention, especially Tony, who is wearing the eye-catching Iron Man armor.

Fortunately, this is Florida, a country known for not supporting idlers. People here have seen all sorts of bizarre things. Although the scene in front of them seemed somewhat absurd, they simply raised their phones to record it, and no one stepped forward to stop it.

Seeing this scene, the five people present felt like they wanted to die. To be honest, if even one person had stepped forward to stop the group of people who had drunk too much, this infuriating scene wouldn't have happened.

"Tony, can you get Jarvis to hack into the network and delete all those damn videos?"

Sherlock looked at Tony on the other side, trying to make a final effort. Similarly, the remaining three people on the scene, after listening to Sherlock's words, all looked in Tony's direction with hopeful expressions.

However, it was obvious that Tony's expression was not good either. He covered his face helplessly and said to everyone present in an annoyed tone.

"Forget about it, let's hope Pepper can handle it! My armor can't detect any network signal here, I can't contact Jarvis at all!"

Upon hearing Tony's words, everyone present turned ashen-faced, watching as they saw themselves carrying Sherlock in the video, walking towards the city center through the phones of onlookers.

Just as the group ventured deeper into downtown Miami, the appearance of a shop interrupted their seemingly lively gathering.

A gun shop!

Along with the gun shop, Zhao Weike's excited voice and Sherlock's thud on the ground were also heard.

"Give me a pistol, and I'll go into that military base and fight my way in and out seven times right now!"

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