Marvel: The Alchemist Just Wants a Peaceful Life.

Chapter 212 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 3

Men can be so unreasonable at times. For example, everyone present knew perfectly well that the videos stored in Tony's armor were definitely a dark history they could never erase from their lives.

However, everyone present was curious about the video inside Tony's armor. After all, aside from the question of how they themselves ended up in this terrible state, everyone was naturally curious about how others had ended up like this.

So, after exchanging glances, the five people present reached a tacit consensus without saying a word: no matter what they saw next, none of them would utter a single word!

Seeing that everyone had reached a consensus, Tony did not hesitate any longer and began to operate the computer on his armor to retrieve his armor's usage records.

Of course, although he didn't say anything, Tony was actually cursing under his breath.

It's important to know that Tony's armor was severely damaged at this point; even his helmet had vanished without a trace, and the entire armor, including both the combat and flight modules, was essentially destroyed.

Nowadays, armor only has the most basic protective and mobility capabilities, and even the protection is not all-encompassing, since the head and buttocks are still exposed.

What frustrated Tony even more was that his armor's energy was running low. Although accessing a usage log and projecting it in 3D wouldn't consume much power, he still felt inexplicably anxious about its battery life.

What's even more frustrating is that there's no way to take off the armor without assistance. With Sherlock, the only one capable of taking off the armor, still looking confused, Tony feels that if his armor runs out of energy, it will undoubtedly become a burden to the team.

Under these circumstances, Tony began to conceive of the idea of ​​being able to autonomously deactivate his armor, which is also the reason for the future emergence of the Anti-Tony armor.

Of course, that's all in the future. After Tony's actions, a light blue 3D projection quickly appeared in front of everyone.

Tony looked at everyone present with a solemn expression and confirmed it once again.

"Are we really going to play it? Maybe we can just delete it!"

Tony's words caused a conflicted look to appear on everyone's face. But when everyone's gaze was focused on Sherlock, and then guided by Sherlock to focus on the Captain, the conflict on everyone's faces immediately disappeared.

Hawkeye and Zhao Weike, in particular, spoke to Tony with expressions as resolute as if they were about to be tested by the people.

"Look! You have to see it!"

The two men's words shattered Tony's last shred of hope. After a sigh, he pulled up last night's action log and started playing it.

The video is played from Tony's first-person perspective, and it begins with Tony returning to the hotel, putting on his armor, and flying back to the beach to show off.

In the video, Tony kept spouting swear words from the moment he landed on the beach, and even demonstrated how to urinate inside his armor, which drew gasps from the onlookers.

Hearing Tony's incredibly comfortable sigh in the projection, the four people present looked at Tony with extremely strange expressions, especially Sherlock.

If Sherlock had a bit of a soft spot for Tony's armor before, then that sound, like he was about to go into a deep sleep, was a different story.

Upon her appearance, Sherlock instantly shattered any remaining illusions about Tony's armor.

After all, no one knows whether this armor is Tony's original armor.

Wait a minute! Didn't Rhodes initially use Tony's prototype? And if Sherlock remembers correctly, Tony seemed to have tested it by going through that prototype?

Sherlock silently drew a cross for Rhodes in his heart.

Of course, the people present didn't let Tony off the hook either, especially Hawkeye. After hearing Tony's sigh, Hawkeye stared at Tony's face with a strange expression for a long time before speaking to Tony.

"Tony, are you sure you installed some kind of liquid filtration system and not some kind of mental comfort system? And I'm starting to wonder where the weapons are placed inside your armor."

After all, logically speaking, unless there's some special device, your underwear would be the first to suffer, not your armor.

Before Hawkeye could finish speaking, Tony interrupted him, his face flushed.

"Bullshit, this is technology! Super advanced technology! What do you, someone who only knows about melee weapons, know about technology?!"

Seeing Tony's defenses crumble, everyone on the scene burst into laughter, especially Hawkeye and Zhao Weike, who laughed the loudest. However, their laughter soon faded.

In a fit of rage, Tony actually manipulated his armor to block out the sounds of himself and those around him who were admiring the armor. Most importantly, Tony, the sixth man, also amplified the ambient noise.

Therefore, the conversation between Zhao Weike and Hawkeye in the video was almost clearly heard by everyone present.

You might not believe it, but in the video, these two men, whose combined age is almost 100, are sitting on the ground holding bottles of liquor, actually comparing who is the best marksman!

After all, Zhao Weike was famous for firearms, while Hawkeye was famous for archery. One was a firearms expert, and the other was a melee weapon expert. Yet, these two archers inexplicably started clashing after getting drunk.

Zhao Weike: "I'm the best! I can fight my way in and out of a military base seven times with just a pistol!"

Hawkeye: "Heh, I could do that with a bow and arrow! I could even go in without anyone noticing!"

Zhao Weike: "You're talking nonsense! I can kill over a hundred people in an hour! How many can your crappy bow and arrow kill?"

Hawkeye: "If you're bad, practice more! If you can't handle it, don't play! I killed more than a hundred aliens in the Battle of New York!"

The two of them, talking back and forth like two incredibly childish children, began a comprehensive competition, comparing everything from their battle records to their physical abilities.

While the two were having a heated argument, Sherlock, who was lying on the ground holding a bottle of wine, suddenly shouted something, for reasons unknown.

Go eat shit!

Perhaps Sherlock's words opened Pandora's box. After Sherlock's abrupt shout, the contest between Zhao Weike and Hawkeye took an unpredictable turn.

Zhao Weike: "I dare to eat shit!"

Hawkeye: "Bullshit! If you dare to eat it, I dare to eat it too! I can eat a pound!"

Zhao Weike: "Then I'll take two jin!"

Hawkeye: "I can fucking eat three pounds!"

Hearing the fight between the two on screen, everyone's attention immediately turned to Zhao Weike and Hawkeye. Sherlock tried his best to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud, but he broke down the moment Tony opened his mouth.

"Hey you two, how about a quick competition right here? I guarantee it'll be fresh and exciting!"