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Chapter 211 The Avengers' Social Hangover Recap 2

Seeing that Zhao Weike was shifting the blame onto him, Hawkeye shook his head frantically, just like Zhao Weike, and said to the crowd whose eyes were focused on him.

"Don't look at me! My last impression was of the captain having a drinking contest with the other side! Maybe you could ask Tony next to me?"

When the focus shifted to Tony, his words were almost identical to Hawkeye's.

"Don't look at me, my last impression was of the captain having a drinking contest with the other side. Maybe we should ask the captain what happened after that!"

When everyone's eyes were focused on the captain, his face turned as red as a monkey's bottom. He scratched his nose in embarrassment before speaking to everyone.

"Don't look at me. My last memory is of you all passing out drunk, and I was the only one left. So I mustered all my strength and started drinking with the other side!"

As the captain's voice faded, silence fell once more. Everyone looked at each other, and an inexplicable awkwardness enveloped the scene once more.

As it turns out, sometimes people really do laugh when they're speechless to the extreme. After a long silence, Sherlock couldn't hold back his laughter any longer and pointed at everyone present.

"So, the buttocks of Tony's suit, the feather crest on Hawkeye's head covered in chicken droppings, the sheer amount of weapons and ammunition on Zhao Weike that could open an arms shop, the big tiger next to me, and this tropical rainforest we're in all just appeared out of thin air, right?"

Honestly, even if one of you told me that after I got drunk, an alien appeared in a spaceship, sucked everyone onto the ship, conducted some research, and then casually dumped us in this rainforest, I'd believe it!

Hearing Sherlock's merciless rant, Zhao Weike rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky, and gave a cold snort of annoyance.

"Come on, Sherlock, you're a master of stirring up trouble when you're drunk! Damn it, you didn't spare anyone last night, otherwise you wouldn't be in this mess!"

Hearing Zhao Weike's complaints, Hawkeye also glared at Zhao Weike with annoyance and retorted just as mercilessly.

"Come on, I don't know who was drunk yesterday and kept bragging that he could take on a military base by himself."

As soon as Hawkeye finished speaking, Tony retorted irritably.

"Come on, I don't know who it was yesterday who kept bragging about how unbeatable their archery skills were, even having an archery competition with those kids in Native American style to prove that their skills far surpassed those of the Native Americans. And the worst part is, you still lost!"

Tony had barely finished speaking when Captain America glanced sideways at him, gave a disgruntled snort, and then, like a sweet-talking little devil, began to complain as well.

"Come on, let's not talk about the second brother. I don't know who was showing off his armor all day yesterday. He even peed inside his armor to prove how awesome it was."

Later, those little brats asked you how you pooped. If I hadn't stopped you, you probably would have pooped inside your armor right then and there.

Upon hearing the captain's words, Tony was stunned for a moment, then seemed to realize something and looked angrily in the captain's direction.

"So you just removed the armor from the back of my suit?"

"Don't make false accusations! You were the one who lost control and dragged Sherlock, who was acting crazy while drunk, up and forced an opening in the back of your armor so you could poop in public. What does that have to do with me?"

The captain almost immediately retorted to Tony, and upon hearing this, Tony's face turned as red as everyone else's, as red as a monkey's bottom. He silently lowered his head and began frantically recalling what he had done last night.

Publicly defecating? Me? Tony Stark? The mighty Iron Man, the world's richest man, defecating in public?

Like Tony, everyone else present was silently questioning their existence, extremely doubtful whether what the other person had just said had really happened, otherwise there was really no way to explain the current situation.

Sherlock sat alone, watching his captain, who had won the argument, with a thoughtful expression. After a long while, Sherlock finally uttered a quiet remark.

"So, Captain, could you explain why we're in the rainforest? And why is this giant tiger here?"

Upon hearing Sherlock's words, everyone's eyes immediately turned to the captain, silently awaiting his reply.

This time, it was the captain's turn to turn as red as a monkey's bottom.

Unlike the others present, the captain actually had a vague memory of what he had done last night, but he was too embarrassed to talk about it.

Seeing that the captain was keeping his head down and remaining silent, the remaining four men looked at each other and almost immediately reached a consensus.

After all, everyone present has already lost face. What kind of behavior is it for you, the captain, to remain silent when it's your turn?

Men can be so frustrating sometimes, especially in a group. They believe that if someone loses face, they should lose face together, because that's the only way they can protect each other's embarrassing past!

Seeing that the captain remained silent in response to Sherlock's question, Hawkeye almost immediately began his analysis.

"There are about six species of tigers still alive today. Among them, the South China tiger is now only in captivity. The remaining species are the Malayan tiger, Indochinese tiger, Sumatran tiger, Bengal tiger, and Siberian tiger."

Although Malayan tigers, Indochinese tigers, Sumatran tigers, and Bengal tigers all live near the equator, which is more in line with the rainforest environment at the scene, none of these four tiger species are as large as this one.

Therefore, I can almost certainly conclude that this tiger is a Siberian tiger, the largest of all tigers!

As Hawkeye analyzed the species of the tiger that Sherlock had been keeping around for who knows how long, Tony, sitting next to Captain America, immediately turned his gaze to Captain America, who was pretending to be an ostrich, and said to him with deep resentment.

"Now that we know the species, things are easier, Captain. Can you explain why a Siberian tiger would appear in a rainforest like this? And why is it wearing a collar and becoming Sherlock's pet?"

When Tony asked the question, the captain only responded with silence. Finally, Zhao Weike rubbed his head and then spoke to Tony.

"Tony, doesn't your armor have a recording function? Why don't you just watch it and be done with it?"

Upon hearing Zhao Weike's suggestion, everyone's eyes lit up instantly. However, the alliance, which had been trying to figure out what had happened on the captain's side, quickly fell apart.

The reason is simple: after all, no one can guarantee that the footage of Tony's armor won't contain any inappropriate scenes.

For example, how exactly did I become like this?

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