My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.

"What did you say?" Erina wondered if she had misheard.

"It's... a chainsaw!"

"How could this be! You worthless servant! Die! Die!"

"Young Miss, I'm innocent! Aaaaaah!"

Just as Erina angrily punched Yoshiyuki in the chest, Xiaoming spoke up with a smile, breaking the deadlock.

"Actually, Maekawa-kun is right." Xiaoming smiled, slightly lifting her skirt to show everyone: "It's just a small chainsaw, you know? But it's not hung up, it's tied to my thigh."

"Huh?!" Erina grabbed Yoshiyuki's collar, stunned for a long moment: "Why...why did you put it in a place like that?!"

"Because it's a hidden weapon."

"Are hidden weapons really that big?!" Yixing couldn't help but complain.

After hearing Yi Xing's words, Xiao Ming revealed a mysterious, forced smile.

"It's very convenient to carry it here, isn't it? You can take it out anytime you need to castrate someone... Heh, heh heh... Oh dear, why are you all so nervous? Just kidding."

"But it's stained with blood," he said hesitantly, pointing to the teeth of the chainsaw.

"Oh dear, really? Little brother, you must have seen wrong." Ming Suihua leaned closer to Yixing, her face expressionless, her eyes vacant, revealing a hint of morbidity and coldness: "You didn't see anything, did you?"

Ah, I feel like I've asked about something really troublesome!

Getting entangled with this woman seems like it'll be troublesome, so it's best to stay out of it and back off gracefully!

With this in mind, Yixing didn't speak again, but nodded in agreement.

In that instant, Xiaoming suddenly became smiling again, just like a Sichuan opera face-changing act.

It's like she's become a completely different person in terms of temperament.

She chatted with the owner of the sausage shop, Xia, for a few more minutes, then said goodbye to everyone and left happily.

Erina was completely dumbfounded.

Xiao Ji stretched out her hand and waved it in front of the young lady's eyes, as if testing whether she was still conscious.

Her daughter's actions finally brought her back to her senses, but the young lady was still in shock, as if her soul had just returned to her body.

To calm Erina down, Yoshiyuki hugged her and tenderly rubbed her little head, which was covered by smooth, white hair.

"Young Miss, now you understand, right? I'm not some kind of pervert; that's the kind of person who is."

"Hmph! You're just a different kind of pervert!" Erina muttered. "You scumbag servant, explain to me why you noticed the chainsaw when her skirt only fluttered for a fleeting moment!"

"Well... I already explained! My eyes just glanced over there unconsciously, I didn't mean to look!"

"Stop making excuses! You just really want to see it, don't you!"

"That's not true, Miss! You'd uncontrollably look at anything unusual that comes into view! I swear to God, I have absolutely no interest!"

Yi Xing argued his case with reason and tried to prove his innocence, but it was all in vain.

In the end, he had no choice but to give up arguing, but refused to admit that he was a pervert, saying that he was at most one percent lewd.

Such a low level of purity is absolutely insufficient to be called perverted or lewd.

Xiao Ji was very happy watching them argue the whole time.

He could tell that his daughter wasn't gloating, but rather had a happy smile on her face after listening to her parents bickering.

Perhaps in her eyes, this is also a warm and cozy daily routine that she has been longing for.

After all, a fight where neither party is truly angry can be considered a form of showing affection.

On her way home, Erina decided to buy a raspberry cake from her favorite bakery.

Although she claimed it was to let her daughter try it, Yixing could tell that she was just craving it herself.

That shop is very popular. Many young women come and go with their best friends or boyfriends.

Just like when watching characters eat on TV, one always wants to see exactly what dishes they are eating, Yoshiyuki also likes to pay attention to what passersby are buying.

The raspberry cake, which the young lady loves, and the classic strawberry and cherry cakes are, as expected, the best-selling cakes.

In fact, strawberry cake and cherry cake are essentially the same type of cream cake.

The difference lies in whether the topping is strawberries or cherries. Since both fruits are quite expensive, only a tiny amount is placed on a large slice of cake, almost negligible.

"Wow...this tastes amazing!" Erina took a deep breath of the sweet aroma emanating from the cake shop and exclaimed, "Hey, Yoshiyuki, do you know why it smells so strong?!"

"Yes, the first issue is the ventilation duct." Yixing pointed to the ventilation duct next to the shop entrance and said, "Usually, the ventilation ducts in restaurants are at the back of the shop, but dessert shops have to move the ducts to the front. This way, the aroma of the desserts being baked in the kitchen can directly reach the street. Because cake shops make a large quantity and variety of desserts, the aroma will be much stronger than what I make at home."

"Oh, I see!" Erina exclaimed with a look of sudden realization. She took another breath and continued, "Speaking of which, I wish Yoshiyuki was also good at baking cakes! I still prefer yours to other people's desserts."

"I'll try my best to improve my dessert-making skills." Yoshiyuki felt a warmth in his heart upon hearing this, and at the same time offered this advice: "Miss, although you may not like to hear this, I still have to remind you that you've been eating too many desserts lately. You must eat less."

"I know!" Erina, leading Hime excitedly, went into the store first. "This is for Hime, I'll only eat one bite!"

Yi Xing knew immediately that the young lady was just giving him the runaround.

Her "one bite" is a concept that cannot be understood from the perspective of real numbers.

So to be precise, it was one bite after another until Yixing forcibly interrupted him!

Yi Xing decided he had to keep a close eye on the young lady today and prevent her from eating any more. Otherwise, he might have to give her the blood sugar-lowering and pancreatic-nourishing medicine again in a while.

The taste of that medicine was like a nightmare. It was even more bitter than the juice of Coptis chinensis.

The thought of how difficult it would be to coax the young lady into taking this medicine made him feel exhausted.

In fact, Erina was often unyielding, so Yoshiyuki had to subdue her by tickling her before tying her up tightly with rope and then pouring medicine into her mouth through a funnel.

It was extremely hard work.

What Yixing found most exhausting was that every time the young lady was tied up, she would immediately become much more obedient, her eyes would light up, and she would look shy and expectant.

But as an honest servant, he certainly wouldn't do anything.

Whether you force yourself to hold it in or do anything after opening a browser, it's all too harmful to your health.

A life of righteousness is full of challenges and temptations.

This often made him feel that he was the most miserable servant in the world.

So Miss, you'd better eat less sugar.

Otherwise, it would harm the bodies of two people at the same time.