My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.
Chapter 96: A Gust of Wind
"Uh, you're half right," Yoshiyuki corrected. "My surname isn't Yoda, it's Maekawa."
"Oh dear, but a certain animal-eared girl told me that you're already practically married. So it's only right that you take your master's surname, isn't it?"
Xiao Ming chuckled as he bit into the sausage, glancing sideways at Wu Lili, who was receiving a large bag of sausages next to him.
That face instantly achieved a perfect synchronization with the "funny" expression.
"Wu Lili, what nonsense are you talking about?!" Yi Xing blushed and complained angrily.
"Huh? I...did I say that?" Wu Lili's eyes darted around, and she stammered, "Um...you guys chat first, I'll be going!"
After saying that, Wu Lili grabbed the sausage and ran away!
"Stop right there!" Yixing drew his wooden sword, burning with shame and anger, and chased after him: "I'm going to cut off your animal ears and make sausages from them!"
Upon hearing this, Wu Lili ran even faster!
Her speed was so fast that it rivaled that of Mayu Yoda. Rounding up, it was roughly equivalent to the speed of ten young ladies.
Although Yi Xing could catch up, Wu Lili was simply too fast, and her jumping and climbing abilities were also extremely strong.
In no time, she leaped four times from the balcony to the 20-meter-high rooftop. After flipping over the GG sign of the cat cafe, she took a few running steps and jumped over the street for more than ten meters, easily landing on the rooftop on the other side of the street.
Yixing actually had the opportunity to knock her down from the air with his sword energy, but that would have easily killed her, so he didn't do it.
Originally, it would have been feasible for him to chase after Wu Lili on the ground, based on the direction she was fleeing, but Yixing's attention was just casually diverted, which directly caused him to lose sight of his target.
The culprit behind everything was the GG card that Wu Lili had just flipped over.
Among the catgirl maids there, one with white fur was particularly cute. It immediately caught Yoshiyuki's attention.
Damn it! She got away!
The plan to trade animal ears for grilled sausages failed!
By the way, Wu Lili is also a white-haired catgirl maid! And she's alive!
Why did I have to be distracted just now?! Wasn't staring at Wu Lili the same thing?!
This incident made Yixing fully realize the inadequacy of his own spiritual practice.
If the enemy shows him erotic pictures of white-haired girls during battle, he might be instantly distracted and lose his composure on the spot.
In a duel between experts, even a fraction of a second of distraction can be fatal.
It seems I still have a lot more to learn and practice...
Yi Xing pondered this silently in his heart.
Looks like I'll need to look at more erotic pictures of white-haired girls in the future, especially those with animal ears.
Especially when the young lady cosplays like this, I have to find an excuse to take more photos, and then conduct a critical study of them late at night.
This matter, to put it bluntly, is a matter of life and death.
I'm definitely not a pervert!
No, that can't be it.
What's wrong with people liking white fur and animal ears?!
Although the only person he likes is the young lady, no other animal-eared girl is as beautiful as Erina in his eyes...
However, there are still two things about Erina that he feels are imperfect.
The first point is that it doesn't have animal ears.
Those lifelike, bouncy animal ears that tremble.
The second point, and more importantly, is that he always liked to dress up as a woman!
This is the main reason why Yi-hsing insists on refusing to grow his hair long.
Even now, with his short hair and dressed in men's clothing, he is sometimes mistaken for a girl before he speaks.
What would happen if she grew her hair long?!
After watching Wu Lili disappear on the distant rooftop, Yixing pondered this in his heart, sighed, gave up the pursuit, and took a shortcut back to the young lady's side.
On the way, he passed through a small alley he had walked through when he first arrived in Akihabara, and saw several familiar figures again.
It was that thug who harassed Erina that day.
Several of them were wrapped in bandages. The leader, whose nose was broken, had his face wrapped up like a mummy, looking absolutely hilarious.
These people are clearly still on the streets, but they have been traumatized and have learned their lesson.
So, upon seeing Yixing, the group was so frightened that their legs went weak, and they scattered and fled in panic, letting out pig-like screams.
One of them tripped and fell, crying out for his companions to help him up, but no one paid any attention. So he simply kicked his leg and pretended to be dead on the spot.
Upon seeing this, Yi Xing nearly burst out laughing.
Such a clumsy attempt to play dead would probably not even fool a bear.
Yi Xing completely ignored him and simply stepped over him.
Until he left the alley, the thugs didn't dare to breathe or move an inch.
"Oh! Yoshiyuki, you're back." Erina, already eating her sausage, looked at Yoshiyuki with anticipation. "Where are the animal ears?"
"I came back because I was worried about the young lady's safety. We can talk about the animal ears next time." Yi Xing approached the two and, seeing that Xiao Ji was holding two sausages, said with a smile, "Oh dear, Xiao Ji, are you planning to use both hands? Taking turns biting from both sides?"
Yaodao-hime shook her head.
She held up a sizzling, oily sausage and offered it to her father's mouth.
"Ah... this was saved for me?"
Xiao Ji nodded.
Yi Xing felt very gratified and took a bite.
The sausages my daughter feeds me taste better than the ones I eat myself.
"Oh my..." Xiaoming looked at this scene and asked with a smile, "Yida-kun, you're pretty good, actually making a move on two girls at the same time."
"I already said, her surname is Maekawa!" Yoshiyuki was half-annoyed. "Also, Hime is like a little sister to me! Don't get the wrong idea, okay?"
Xiao Ji realized that her behavior just now could easily be misunderstood, and she seemed a little guilty.
Erina patted her head, took the sausage that Yoshiyuki had taken a bite out of, put it in his hand, and also spoke up to support Yoshiyuki.
"That's right! Xiaoming, don't talk nonsense! Yixing isn't that kind of person!" Erina shouted righteously, "That pervert only likes white-haired girls!"
Upon hearing this, Mao Mao immediately hid behind Xia Xia warily.
"Hey, what are you so nervous about!" Erina said, both annoyed and amused. "You're not white-haired."
"But it's very close to being white-haired," Momo said seriously. "We should stay away from perverted white-haired fetishists."
"I'm not a pervert, okay?!"
Just as Yixing was complaining like this, a strong wind suddenly blew in.
The girls wearing skirts all held down their skirts, and Erina even helped Hime hold them down a bit.
Only Xiaoming remained unmoved, and her skirt was thus successfully lifted up.
Although it was only for a moment, Yoshiyuki instinctively looked over and was instantly stunned.
"Hey, Yoshiyuki! Where are you looking!" Erina noticed this and called out in displeasure.
"No, no, Miss, let me explain! My eyeballs moved on their own! I didn't want this to happen!"
"Then why are you staring at it like that! What's so interesting about it!"
"I was just scared because I saw what looked like a chainsaw hanging down there!"
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