My daily life of exorcising demons and falling in love with a witch.

The three returned home.

As soon as Yixing entered the house, he began to busy himself preparing a large meal, mainly consisting of mother-child donburi.

Xiao Ji looked very happy when she saw her new home.

The mother seemed even more excited than Xiao Ji.

"Little Demon Blade~ This is your home from now on, okay? Don't be shy with Mom and Dad!"

Yaodao-hime nodded, her eyes filled with happy fantasies about the future, and even a little tearful.

Although the house wasn't very big, Erina still solemnly began to show her around each room.

"Look, Hime! This is the entryway, you know?" Erina pointed to the area where you change into slippers when you come in and said seriously, "The entryway is a little recessed because we need to put outdoor shoes there."

Xiao Ji nodded.

"And then, this is the living room! It's where everyone usually spends their time. It's also the main activity area of ​​the house."

Xiao Ji nodded again.

"Next up is the toilet! It's where you relieve yourself!"

"That's enough, Miss! All that nonsense you're spouting to your daughter is ridiculous!" Yoshiyuki interrupted Erina as he took groceries from the refrigerator. "Can't you say something useful?!"

"Hmph, this lowly servant has so many demands! Alright, I'll start my introduction from the beginning."

Erina complained, took Hime's hand, and led her back to the entrance.

"The entryway... there's not much to say about the entryway. Just leave your outdoor shoes there and change into slippers when you come into the living room. If you brought an umbrella, just put it in the umbrella holder."

"And the living room is also the dining room and entertainment area! During the day, if you're home, you'll spend most of your time here, right? You can watch TV, play games... Do you like games, Ji?"

Xiao Ji nodded.

"Wow~ That's great!" Erina exclaimed eagerly. "You can play with us! Let's play all night long!"

"Young Miss, you have to register at school tomorrow. Although it's not the official start of the semester, you still need to be energetic," Yixing reminded her. "It's best to go to bed early."

"I know, okay. You nagging servant are so long-winded," Erina muttered, "I'll be asleep by 2 AM."

"You're staying up until 2 AM and you call that early to bed?!" Yi Xing clicked his tongue. "I should be asleep by midnight!"

"1:30!"

"12 o'clock!"

"No, this is the last concession! I'll die if I go to sleep before midnight!"

"How about 12:30 then?" Yixing had no choice but to compromise.

Erina thought for a moment, then reluctantly nodded and began to introduce the other rooms to Hime.

"Let me continue telling you about the bathroom. This toilet is amazing, it's the most advanced model! Not only is it perfectly ergonomic, protecting the user's spine, but it also automatically washes, dries, and plays music! Xiao Ji can log in your favorite songs here! Anything you like?"

Hime tilted her head, then lowered it to write something. When she held up her notebook, it elicited an envious gasp from Erina.

"Wow... Hime is so perfect! She's practically a paper cutout anime girl! Waaaaah... Why can't I be like that?!"

"Uh, what happened?" Yixing's curiosity was immediately piqued: "What did Xiaoji say?"

"She doesn't even need to go to the bathroom! And she doesn't sweat!" Erina exclaimed, her voice a mix of envy and excitement. "Think of how much time she can save each day for playing games and watching anime! I wish I had that ability!"

"While it's certainly enviable, Miss, you're hopeless." Yixing, feeling utterly exasperated, retorted, "Now you just sit still once you start playing. What if you don't even need to go to the bathroom anymore?"

"That makes sense! Then we can use the time saved to cuddle our daughter!" Erina rubbed her cheek against Hime's and chuckled, "It's an exercise you can do without getting tired!"

Ok……

sports……

Yoshiyuki suddenly began to imagine Erina spending the time she saved exercising with him, and fell into deep thought.

The young lady's physique is too poor; she really needs to exercise more, otherwise she's too weak to be out of breath after just a few steps.

I couldn't persuade her before, but now that Xiao Ji is here, maybe I can convince her.

There are quite a few exercises that can improve physical fitness without requiring too much exertion.

There are many things that can be done indoors, or even in bed.

Yi Xing was very willing to provide personal guidance.

At this moment, Erina is introducing the bathroom again.

"This is the bathroom? It has a really nice bathtub! Mom will come and help you take a bath in a little while, and we can soak in it together! Oh, and this conditioner smells amazing! Ah, not the one you're pointing to! That one promotes hair growth; your dad's been using it lately so he can grow his hair long when he's dressed as a woman, you know?"

Haha, you didn't expect that! I haven't used it recently!

Yi Xing laughed triumphantly to himself.

Don't even think about making me cross-dress! I must change this future!

To avoid being discovered by his owner, he would deliberately squeeze out a little of the conditioner every day and use a similar-smelling substitute to create the illusion that he had been using it properly recently.

Although it was a bit wasteful, he didn't want his hair to grow long under any circumstances, as that would be a huge hassle.

Next, Erina introduced Hime to the laundry room and the restroom, which were not much to introduce at all.

"This is the laundry room? I don't really know what it is, because my mom has never washed her own clothes. The servants always do it."

"And then there's the bathroom. Ah, although there's a razor here, it's for shaving other hair, okay? Just like the one in the shower. Your dad is so good at cross-dressing that he's never grown a beard! He doesn't even wear any makeup now, and if he speaks in a fake voice, no one can tell he's a boy. That's why Mom thinks it's a shame Dad doesn't cross-dress, and I think so too, right, Hime?"

Yaodao-hime nodded.

"Look, Yoshiyuki! Even the little demon sword agrees with me, huh?" Erina said, hands on her hips, beaming with pride.

"Enough! You're the one who instilled these ideas in Xiao Ji!" Yi Xing shouted, half-annoyed. "You've corrupted our daughter!"

"Hmph, no way!" Erina happily led Hime into her bedroom.

"This is Mom's room, right? Dad and Mom usually do this and that here."

"We didn't! Don't listen to her nonsense!" Yixing shouted immediately.

"What do you mean, 'no'?! Didn't you give me a massage, or give me skin and nail care?"

"Uh... well, there are some," Yoshiyuki stammered, unable to refute, "but they're all very legitimate projects!"

"Hmph~ That's right! Oh, by the way, this swinging basket is really fun to sit in and rock back and forth! You can even lie down in it, Hime! Want to try it?"

Moments after he finished speaking, Yoshiyuki heard Erina exclaim in surprise.

They mostly make sounds like "Kawaii!" and "Rua!"

Yixing was itching to see what Xiaoji looked like lying in the velvet hanging basket, but he could only cry silently in the kitchen.

Of course, it was from the spiciness of onions.

His daughter's first visit home made him so uneasy that he even forgot to soak the onions in water to reduce their irritation.