Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Kamikawa Street, Kame-yu BBQ Restaurant.

Under a red banner with yellow lettering that reads "[Newly opened! Only low-priced BBQ duse~]",

It was already packed with people.

There are only two types of people who come to low-end restaurants like Guiyou to eat barbecue.

The first type is university student social events. Those who can attend school generally have a little money, and they will choose private rooms (Kushitsu).

These are typically separate rooms with doors or heavy curtains that completely isolate them from external disturbances.

The second type is office workers, who often choose a semi-private room for dinner after get off work.

The partition is usually shoulder-high, which keeps a certain distance from the adjacent table, so that it is not completely closed off and communication is minimized.

The free voucher in Jiang Ling's hand is for "half a room for families".

Children under 1.4 meters tall can get a free meal.

"Hmm, not bad, exactly 1.4 meters tall."

The waitress smiled sweetly. After measuring Li Meiyu's height, she put away the measuring tape, turned to look at the tall and imposing Jiang Ling, and gave him a formulaic reminder:

"Dad, please make sure to keep a close eye on your daughter during mealtimes to avoid any unnecessary trouble. Thank you for your cooperation!"

With that, he respectfully handed over the self-service menu and the sign for booth number 48, then turned and left.

Jiang Ling took the sign and thanked her.

The "daughter" next to him had an expression that looked like she wanted to bite her "father" to death.

"There's no limit to the Angus beef today, go get me ten pieces first," Jiang Ling said generously after glancing at the menu.

Li Meiyu's face was filled with nothing but disgust.

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But, thinking of her best friend who was in the clutches of the devil, she still ran to the self-service area to get beef for Jiang Ling.

"It's a bit too rich... Go get some more pineapple slices and wraps."

Veteran food connoisseur Jiang Ling has a standard procedure for eating roast beef—

First, take a large bowl, put a layer of beef in it, sprinkle a certain amount of cumin, chili powder and soy sauce, then put a layer of pineapple slices on the surface of the marinated beef, then spread out a tortilla and put it on the bowl to marinate for ten minutes.

Then, with a whoosh, invert the bowl onto the baking tray, let it sit for half a minute, and then uncover it.

Catalyzed by the bromelain in pineapple, the beef becomes so tender you could bite your tongue off in one bite, while the seasonings burst with aroma in the suddenly rising, enclosed space...

The butter sizzled as it was roasted at high temperature.

Wrapped in lettuce and a well-soaked tortilla, it's incredibly delicious with just one bite.

Jiang Ling chewed with a look of enjoyment.

goodong...

Li Meiyu watched Jiang Ling devour the meat with longing eyes, and couldn't help but swallow hard.

The aroma of cumin hit Xiaoqiong's nose directly, as if trying to whet her appetite.

My stomach is rumbling... it's protesting.

She hasn't eaten yet since school ended.

Although... barbecue is a poor man's delicacy.

But as Lu Shuren of China aptly put it, when people are starving, they'll even eat chocolate-flavored poop.

The flavor response released by Maillard stimulates continuous saliva production.

His eyes were fixed on the fragrant roasted meat.

tick...

Unbeknownst to her, glistening saliva dripped down Mei Yu's pink lips.

It landed on... Jiang Ling's pants, wetting a small section of the pant leg.

Jiang Ling: ……

His lips twitched, and he wiped away the drool with a tissue.

He then continued eating meat at a leisurely pace, glancing mockingly at Li Meiyu, who looked like a starving ghost.

"Tsk tsk tsk, didn't you say this was lowly food for the poor?"

"What's wrong? Why are you drooling over such lowly food?"

"Miyu-chan, you really are a mixed bag~"

"Who! Who drooled?! Idiot! Stupid pig! I would never... want to eat such... lowly food!... I just happened to spit on you... I don't really care about barbecue... I actually eat Australian lobster and abalone every meal... I really don't want to eat barbecue that much..."

Li Meiyu angrily turned her head away and wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth.

Her fair face was filled with panic.

Miyu... doesn't want to eat such lowly food!

But then my stomach started growling again.

"You say no, but your body says otherwise," Jiang Ling said with a wicked grin, pretending to listen intently.

"Damn it!" Li Meiyu glared angrily and stomped her foot in frustration.

That's right, it's that look of disdain and disgust—plan in the right place!

The favorability rating might have dropped significantly!

"Damn bugs... worthless food..." Li Meiyu lowered her head and couldn't help but swallow several mouthfuls of saliva.

Suddenly, a fragrant bowl of grilled meat rice was placed in front of her.

Steaming hot and fragrant, the sizzling beef is evenly spread on top of perfectly cooked, golden rice.

goodong...

Li Meiyu's beautiful eyes widened, and she subconsciously glanced at Jiang Ling, who was smiling.

No way, he... he actually served himself a bowl of grilled meat rice?

This guy... doesn't seem so bad after all...

Hey.

"Hmm... Since you're going to give this to Miyu... even though it's lowly food, Miyu will accept it out of respect for your sincerity..." Li Miyu said, reaching for the grilled meat rice bowl.

However, her outstretched little hand was grasped by someone.

Jiang Ling said speechlessly, "Who told you this was for you to eat?"

"Male...male older?" Li Meiyu asked, her face full of astonishment.

"Hey! As a maid, feeding your master is standard procedure, isn't it?"

Jiang Ling opened her mouth and made an "Ah~" gesture.

Li Meiyu:......

What a pity! How could such a blond-haired kid be born like this!

"You bastard! Are you a baby? You still need Meiyu to feed you!" Li Meiyu pouted, tears welling up in her beautiful eyes.

She had never suffered such injustice before!

"You don't want Kexin-chan either..."

"Miyu knows... you bastard!"

"Come on, say to this bowl of grilled meat rice: Mishi mishi~ Yaku yaku~ Magical touch~ This fragrant fried rice~ is even more delicious now~"

Li Meiyu gritted her teeth, making a grinding sound, her flat chest heaving violently.

Finally, he squeezed out the words, barely audible, into the grilled meat rice bowl, uttering words so shameful they were almost unbearable.

"Mishi mishi~ Yaku yaku~ Magical touch~ The fragrant fried rice~ It'll become even more delicious~"

"Ah~"

As spoonful after spoonful was fed into his mouth, the bottom of the bowl soon became visible.

Li Meiyu spooned the grilled meat rice into Jiang Ling's mouth.

My cheeks felt a little hot without me even realizing it.

Looking closer at the blond guy, although his eyes were fierce and his physique was overly muscular... he was actually quite handsome...

bah bah bah!

What is Miyu thinking?

Stinky Yellow Hair is just Stinky Yellow Hair!

Li Meiyu quickly shook her head, clenching her little pink fists and thinking to herself, "That damn blond guy! That pervert, one day... Meiyu will make you pay!"

"But right now... what Miyu needs is patience!"

"You need to be patient and have a positive mindset to succeed. Go, Miyu!"

Looking at Li Meiyu, who had lowered her head, Jiang Ling touched her chin.

"They're so angry they're practically red-hot. That should lower their favorability rating considerably, right?"

However, just to be on the safe side, he decided to lower the favorability rating to the lowest possible level.

Let her continue working for free!

"Go get me the ingredients. This time, I want Hokkaido saury and cod sushi with caviar!"

"Hmph... I know," Li Meiyu said with a sour face.

Hmph, I may be patient, but I won't give him a single bit of emotional value!

No one likes a maid who looks disgusted.

Maybe he'll find it boring and let Miyu go then?

"Hey, hey, hey, have a better attitude! You don't want Kexin-chan to..."

However, having your best friend held hostage by someone else is like a man being caught and having his penis taken advantage of, or a woman being grabbed and held captive...

Miyu, having been coerced into using the emperor to command the feudal lords, could only manage a forced smile.

"Haha, I understand... Master..."

"I'm going right now!"

A passing waitress saw her daughter happily and took the initiative to serve her father the ingredients he liked.

I couldn't help but smile knowingly.

"What a loving father and filial daughter!"

Because of the shortage of saury in Hokkaido and the long queues, Li Meiyu won't be back anytime soon.

Jiang Ling simply ate while opening the system panel.

[Beep, would you like to use basic skills for the lottery?]

I haven't used the "random skill draw" I got from the last option.

"smoke!"

The next second, a new item appeared in the basic attribute skill bar.

【Skill】

"Time pauses (0.5s)"

"Spider-Sense"

"Chen Style Tai Chi Chuan (First Duan)"

"100% Absolute Skill in Catching a Blade Barehanded (New!)"

As we all know, once an exclamation mark or a small red dot appears in front of us...

No one can resist clicking it.

[100% success rate in catching a blade bare-handed]

[Description: You can accurately catch any blade coming at you with both hands, preventing it from striking you down.]

[Side effect: After each time you catch it, you must be close to a beautiful woman within ten minutes to relieve your desire, otherwise GGBond~]

Jiang Ling: 666

Why bother acting at all, instead of sticking up with beautiful women?

He doesn't have a girlfriend, so what if there aren't any beautiful women around when he uses this trick?

Even if there are beautiful women nearby.

What reason would he need to give to get a stranger to agree to have sex with him?

Violence? To be honest, he really didn't want to use violence against innocent people.

This is not in line with his true feelings.

Ugh.

Anyway, I'll just use it less in the future.

Yes! Use it sparingly!

Suddenly, Li Meiyu's angry voice came from the group not far away.

"You stinking brat, you think you're right to cut in line? Get to the back, Miyu!"

"Huh? Hey, little beauty, do you know who I am?"

Among the crowd, a purple-haired youth dressed in punk clothes, with nails piercing his face like Payne, looked arrogant.

"Go out and ask around, everyone on this street knows who Kou No. Zi Ye is! What do you mean I cut in line? You were the one who stood in the spot that should have been mine."

bang-

The glass in Zi Mao's hand slammed to the ground.

Smash the cup as a signal!

Not far from the group, several thugs dressed in punk attire walked over aggressively and stood arrogantly next to the purple-haired thug.

In an instant, the atmosphere around them froze, and the crowd scattered.

"Isn't that someone from Liu Ye Wan? What bad luck, to run into them here."

Many diners looked at the thugs with disgust and cursed them in their hearts, but no one dared to say it to their faces.

Ryuya Manji is a well-known biker gang in Ishiro.

Several groups suddenly appeared a few days ago, with more than two hundred members, a size comparable to the local high-level gangs.

The organizational structure is: Chief of Staff - Cadres - Squad Leaders.

And Ziye is the seventh captain of the Kamikawa Street.

"Huh? You stinking maggot, who cares what kind of master you are?" Li Meiyu was already full of anger, so she didn't hold back in her sarcasm.

Li Meiyu comes from a "conglomerate" that is a level higher than a "gang".

They wouldn't even consider these low-level gangsters a threat.

Before the break with his family, they wouldn't have even exchanged insults.

If the purple-haired girl dared to fart even once, her bodyguards would shove her head into the exhaust pipe of a motorcycle.

However, her long-term pampered life made her lose her understanding of "violence".

Even without the protection of her family's power, she still habitually displays her unruly side.

Snapped!

Next second

The plate he was holding was slapped away.

Ice cubes from several saury and paddock fish flew all over the ground.

Purple Hair's attack was very powerful.

The loud crash startled Li Meiyu, causing her two small white legs under her skirt to tremble uncontrollably, and even her eyes became clearer.

Damn! This guy... he really seems like he might hit someone!

At that moment, Li Meiyu's heart was in her throat, and she couldn't help but close her eyes tightly.

Hagi Feather turned into Hagi Ostrich.

"Hmph, little beauty~ Come sit on Master Zi's No. 9 electric scooter~"

Purple Hair curled the corners of his mouth into a slight smile.

I never expected to run into such a stunning beauty while just having a meal out.

Hehe, just teasing you a bit~ If you want to leave, you can leave; if you don't want to leave, I'll just take you away by force...

Just as the purple-haired girl reached out to touch Meiyu's fair and smooth face.

Suddenly, his wrist was gripped by a tremendous force.

No matter how hard he tried to reach forward, he remained stuck in mid-air, unable to move.

"Who...?" Purple Hair looked up in surprise.

Backlit, the person's full appearance was obscured; their tall figure was as imposing as a collapsing mountain.

"Dude, I'm blond-haired Janks~ Give me some face and get out of here."