Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

The old lady cursed him inwardly, but dared not disobey Jiang Ling.

I had no choice but to carry him across the zebra crossing with difficulty.

Then, a miraculous scene unfolded.

A muscular blond man rode an elderly woman across the street, shouting "Giddy up, giddy up!" as he rode.

"Old man, your lumbar spine is in pretty good shape."

He was able to carry him for dozens of meters, and even claimed that he had broken his back.

What about fooling the ghost?

Sure enough, we should strike hard against bad guys who are getting old!

Suddenly, Jiang Ling shuddered, her hair standing on end, and she turned around abruptly.

His eyes were fixed on the corner of the alley.

"Killing Intent Sensing" has appeared!

Hmm... no, it's not the perception of killing intent...

It's a side effect of "murderous intent perception"—you can instantly detect when a beautiful woman's underwear is exposed!

In a dark alley.

Li Meiyu was holding up her phone to record a video when she felt an itch on her thigh. Looking down, she discovered that the lace on her skirt had been accidentally snagged by the wire mesh.

"Hmph, you stinky wire, I'll break you!"

She freed one hand and bent down to bend the wire fiercely.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by.

When she looked up again, she was suddenly confronted with a handsome face that also had a slightly sinister air about it.

And that naturally curly blond hair!

"Wow!"

The sudden change of expression startled Li Meiyu, causing her delicate white hand to tremble.

My Panda 17 Pro Max was dropped on the ground, flickered once, and then went black.

"My phone!"

Li Meiyu shouted and lunged at her phone, picking it up and slapping it a couple of times, only to find that she couldn't turn it on no matter what she did.

Waaah, I want to cry but can't shed a tear.

"My phone!!"

Seeing that she had been caught, the old lady quickly rubbed her aching back and said to Li Meiyu, "Oh... well... boss, I have to go now, I really can't take this job... the money can't be refunded."

After saying that, he ran away in a flash.

At this moment, Jiang Ling understood everything.

Why would an old lady stage an accident for me when I'm just walking down the street?

It turns out that Li Meiyu was the invisible hand manipulating things from behind the scenes!

What a despicable little capitalist brat... is he trying to scam me by arbitrarily accusing an old lady?

They even use money to alienate old ladies; they should really let female petty bourgeoisie taste the iron fist of working grandfathers.

[Beep! Detection indicates the host has been framed by the female lead. The blonde-haired option is now available!]

Option 1: "Beat them all up," simultaneously assaulting Li Meiyu and the elderly woman, causing serious injury (standard definition: fracture)

[Reward: Tier 1 Equipment - Diamond Gauntlets]

Option Two: "Strong and Violent Education" - drag Li Meiyu into an alley and educate her for the entire night.

[Reward: Local Magnification Technique (You can freely magnify specific parts of your body)]

Option 3: "Winning hearts and minds" – Use "Ouyang Kexin" as leverage to make Li Meiyu submit to your best friend and become your secret maid.

[Reward: One random basic skill]

Jiang Ling: ……

Six six six, what else can we choose? Three!

Just as Li Meiyu thought she was about to be beaten again, she covered her head with her two little hands.

Unexpectedly, the smelly blond guy in front of me let go.

"You...you're not going to hit me anymore?"

Li Meiyu was somewhat surprised.

Ignoring the little imp's surprise, Jiang Ling calmly put a lollipop in her mouth and said leisurely:

"Your best friend... is named Ouyang Kexin, right?"

The moment she heard that name, Li Meiyu's eyes changed.

She clung tightly to Jiang Ling's sleeve, her large, watery eyes filled with terror.

"What...what do you want to do? Let me tell you...if you dare lay a hand on Kexin...I'll go home and apologize to my father, then bring my bodyguards to kill you!"

So, the reason she was acting so arrogantly without any bodyguards around was because she had a falling out with her family?

Jiang Ling collected her thoughts and continued her performance.

His eyes revealed three parts disdain, three parts nonchalance, and three parts intense desire.

At this moment, it was as if he was no longer the moderator of the Pure Love Harem Bar... but had become the moderator of the Evil Bull Head Harem Bar!

A smirk appeared on his lips as he chuckled wickedly, "Heh heh heh... So you also think Kexin is kind and cute, right?"

Li Meiyu gritted her teeth, wishing she could devour him alive.

"You...you laid a hand on Kexin? You beast...she's such a kind and fragile girl, how could you..."

"snort."

Jiang Ling placed one hand on her forehead and smiled:

"He didn't make a move..."

Li Meiyu felt relieved, but soon heard another piece of news that made her laugh out loud.

"But I've already used my superpowers to 'hypnotize' her."

"Although I can only hypnotize one person, and she can't feel it under normal circumstances, as long as I snap my fingers, she will enter a hypnotic state."

"No matter how unreasonable my requests are, she will do them without hesitation."

"Huh? Pfft, superpowers? You?" Li Meiyu chuckled twice, crossing her arms over her flat chest.

"If someone like you can have superpowers, then superpowers would be commonplace by now!"

Born into an upper-class family, she was a true celestial being and naturally knew that there were a handful of exceptionally talented people in the world.

However, they are basically one in a hundred thousand or even a million.

How could that smelly blond guy in front of me possibly be a superpowered person!

Jiang Ling's lips curled into a wicked smile. He made no other move, simply staring silently into Mei Yu's eyes.

One second, two seconds, three seconds...

The feeling was so subtle that she couldn't help but wonder... Could it be that this guy really is a superhuman?

"Since you don't believe me, then I'll show you the evidence."

Jiang Ling spoke casually, first showing the little rabbit avatar, and then smilingly saying to Li Meiyu:

"Kexin isn't a girl whose contact information is easy to obtain."

After repeatedly comparing the familiar little rabbit avatar, Li Meiyu was utterly shocked.

This really is Kexin's LINE account!

How did that stinky blond guy get Kexin's account?!

"No...it's impossible! You must have gotten it from somewhere using special means!" Li Meiyu's face turned pale as she covered her head and bit her lower lip hard.

"Tsk tsk tsk, and I even gave her a hypnotic command—she has to take photos of my outfits every day!"

After saying that, he clicked on the selfie Kexin sent and deliberately said in a playful tone:

"Tsk tsk tsk~ I touched Kexin-chan's legs today, they were so nice..."

"Look, this photo was taken after I hypnotized her."

At that moment, Li Meiyu's hands and feet turned ice-cold; she believed it.

Because she knew her best friend's personality.

There is absolutely no way I would add that blond guy as a friend and willingly take photos that show my belly button!

That blond guy... could he really be a superpowered person?

But, regardless of whether it is true or not... it is very likely that Kexin has already fallen into his clutches!

"Please, just stop hypnotizing Kexin... I'll do anything you ask."

The once arrogant Li Meiyu revealed a cautious expression.

He fell to his knees with a thud.

Kexin is her most important friend, and she would protect her even at the cost of her life!

Jiang Ling sighed.

In the original storyline, the reason why he was able to seduce Li Meiyu without being suppressed by her was largely because he had already gained control of Kexin at that time.

Hmm... How come we've unknowingly gone back to the original plot?

Jiang Ling stroked his chin and pondered, "No, it can't really be considered a convergence of world lines."

After all, if the original storyline were to continue, the two would have become [illegible characters].

"In that case, hehehe... you'll be my underground maid."

"I don't care how you behave normally, but whenever we're alone, you have to call me 'Master'!"

"And she served me like a real 'maid.'"

"If you can do that, I can promise you I won't lay a hand on your best friend."

"What?!" Li Meiyu's beautiful eyes widened, and she almost jumped up.

She clenched her small pink fist, stomped her little leather shoe, and gritted her teeth: "You actually want to make Miyu your secret maid!"

Jiang Ling remained calm. "To do it, or not to do it?"

"You bastard!" Li Meiyu's voice rose a few decibels as she stared intently into his eyes, tears welling up in her eyes.

for a long time.

Finally, she lowered her head, which had been held high, and said through gritted teeth:

"You stinky blondie... Miu... I understand."

"Once you step out this door, you can call me Yellow Hair and I won't argue with you."

"Now, what should you call me?"

Li Meiyu bit her lower lip until it turned white, tears welling in her humiliated eyes, and she clearly cried out—

"Master...Master..."

Seeing this, Jiang Ling softened and began to wonder if she had overacted.

After all, Li Meiyu is just a girl with a bad temper, but the fact that she can become good friends with Kexin's mother shows that she is not a bad person at heart.

"Please feel free to give your orders... Miu..."

Looking at the humiliation and disgust in Miyu's eyes.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration struck Jiang Ling, as if Fan Xiaoqin had suddenly gained intelligence.

"Holy crap, I've been playing visual novels for so long, my brain's turned into a supercomputer."

"Why do you have to save the female lead while keeping your distance from them at the same time?"

As it turns out, he still managed to save the female lead while avoiding the situation where Niu Niu Tian Dao would use his power to commit NTR (Netorare, a form of incestuous relationship) due to his heroic act.

All you need to do is reasonably increase their aversion level when rescuing them.

In this way, all the goodwill generated by the hero saving the damsel in distress will be negated!

After he kills Niu Niu Tiandao, he'll conquer them one by one...

"That's right, exactly!"

A glint flashed in Jiang Ling's eyes. He clenched his fist and thought excitedly to himself:

"This is killing three birds with one stone: the person is saved, the option is selected, and there's no karmic connection to the minotaurs..."

Beside her, Li Meiyu watched the blond-haired man's wicked grin and clenched fist, feeling a pang of desolation in her heart.

"Kexin-chan...Waitasi...I've given up everything for you."

Suddenly, Jiang Ling threw her schoolbag into her arms.

Li Meiyu looked completely bewildered.

Coming to her senses, she immediately put on a disgusted expression, threw Coucou's schoolbag hard on the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.

"You stinky blondie! Meiyu doesn't want to carry your backpack!! Go to the west!" Li Meiyu crossed her flat chest with her arms, snorted, and turned her head away.

Jiang Ling: "Hey, you don't miss Kexin-chan either..."

The schoolbag was quickly picked up and hung on her thin arm, but the disgust on her face did not diminish at all.

"You stinky blondie... you're bullying Miu again!"

Li Meiyu's little silver teeth were grinding together, but she could only accept this humiliation with a wronged expression.

Jiang Ling chuckled, pulled out a free meal coupon, waved it, and said with a smile, "Alright, now you're going to eat Turtle Friend BBQ with your master!"

The chain of low-priced barbecue restaurants in the neighboring Shenchuan neighborhood had just opened and were offering a lot of coupons. He got them from the clerk selling fried noodles and bread.

"Clam?"

Li Meiyu pouted, tilted her chin up, and said discontentedly, "Poor people's food...it stinks! Who would want to eat it?"

"No, no, no~", Jiang Ling chuckled, "Who said you could eat it?"

"You bake it, I'll eat it."

Question: How do you make a pampered capitalist's daughter feel intense disgust?

The answer is to have her work for free.