Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

After school.

As Jiang Ling packed her schoolbag and was about to get up, she heard a voice behind her.

"Um... excuse me, classmate, please wait a moment."

A girl wearing an oversized school uniform, with bangs covering most of her face, called out to him softly.

Jiang Ling took a closer look and recognized the girl in front of her.

Yan Youyou is the class's academic representative.

At the same time, she is also the female lead he humiliated in the story—an ice-cold girl, a high-and-mighty flower born in the mud, the pilot of Unit-01 in black stockings...

"What's wrong?"

"This semester, the advisor requires everyone to participate in club activities, and you're the only one in our class who hasn't chosen a club."

After saying that, she handed the "Club Registration Form" to Jiang Ling.

He was facing a tall, imposing blond man whose face practically screamed "I'm the villain."

There was not a trace of fear in Yan Youyou's eyes, only a calmness like that of an iceberg.

It truly lives up to its reputation as a snow lotus from the high mountains.

Even though she wore an ugly disguise on the surface, it couldn't hide the aloofness and arrogance she exuded from the inside out; upon closer inspection, it revealed a different kind of charm.

"Oh..." Jiang Ling nodded indifferently, looking at her cold face.

Some images flashed through my mind.

If anyone has read a certain manga about drug addiction, they should know Saki Yoshida.

Yan Youyou in the story... is very miserable, suffering both physically and mentally.

Even worse than Yoshida Saki's life, which was filled with people smashing their desks!

At the start, I was forcibly dragged into the bathroom with the excuse of "Oh? You want me to join the club? Well, come to the bathroom first" and had my virginity taken from you.

Then, his life began to go downhill: his grades plummeted, his family broke apart, he was bullied at school, and he was injected with drugs...

"I remember in the 'Oblique Church ending,' she was offered up to the Church of All-Sex by her mother... and then, I, who rose all the way to the position of church leader, sacrificed her..."

I recall her dim, lifeless eyes at the end, and the expression of relief she showed when she was "sacrificed with her body."

Jiang Ling felt a sudden stomachache.

Hajiyo, just how painful is your life?

"Some clubs are full, so you can choose the ones at the back..." Yan Youyou said in a cold tone.

Actually, it's not the class monitor's job to get people who aren't in clubs to advertise for joining in the newspaper.

It was originally the work of the student life committee member, but it was temporarily assigned to her.

"There were signs of school bullying from the very beginning."

Jiang Ling stroked her chin and opened the club registration form.

The first thing to look for is whether there is a "high school girl bedchamber club".

Unfortunately, although Shilu University was chaotic, it could barely be considered a proper university.

Of course, there isn't such a club!

Then he looked for a "female college student bedchamber club"... but found none.

What about Guijiashe?

It's full.

Video game club?

Many parents have taken to the streets to "shut down video games."

Awei Society... Haha, how could that be!

Finally, after much searching, he found an interesting club.

Paranormal Research Club

He knew this from his thorough reading of the plot.

This is no ordinary urban world, but a demonic world inhabited by gods, Buddhas, ghosts, and monsters!

Therefore, "supernatural" phenomena also exist.

After all, we're following the original storyline.

In the latter half of the timeline, he even became a ghost.

If you learn about some supernatural methods in the early stages, and learn more about supernatural events and organizations...

Their strength will definitely improve even faster in the future.

However, his story after joining the club was not included in the original storyline.

The future cannot be predicted.

Unforeseen risks may arise.

However, the butterfly effect will eventually erase his advantage of "knowing the plot well".

So it doesn't matter, this is fine!

go! Jiang Ling! go!

"Hmm, should we choose this one?" Yan Youyou's cold eyes were somewhat evasive.

Her beautiful eyebrows furrowed, as if she didn't really want him to choose this club.

"Is there a problem with this?"

"No, this...this will do."

Yan Youyou took a deep breath, her eyes regaining their coldness, and withdrew the club registration form, walked away without looking back.

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Jiang Ling patted her cheeks, trying to calm her inner turmoil.

As the saying goes, a gentleman judges by actions, not intentions; and by intentions, no one in the world is perfect.

He... he saw it, he saw it; he wanted to say it, he wanted to say it.

But we will absolutely not do anything as forceful as in the original storyline!

……

Leaving the school gate.

Jiang Ling first checked the system.

So far, three original female leads have appeared: Li Meiyu, Ouyang Kexin, and Yan Youyou.

The system also recorded the situation of the blond-haired man around the three people.

[Li Meiyu, the nearby blond-haired guy: Jiang Ling!]

【Ouyang Kexin - Nearby blond-haired guy: None】

[Yan Youyou - Nearby blond-haired guy: None]

"Sigh, am I being too overly compassionate?" Jiang Ling sighed helplessly.

Actually, whether or not they get laid by the blond guy has nothing to do with him.

But Jiang Ling just felt... they shouldn't be in such a miserable state.

He remembered that in elementary school, there was a text in his Chinese class that told a story.

One day, the man went for a walk on the beach and saw a boy standing on the sand at low tide. The boy was picking up the fish left in the puddles on the beach and throwing them back into the sea.

The man, curious, asked the boy, "There are so many puddles here, how could you possibly put all the fish back into the sea with just your bare hands?"

The boy continued to scoop the small fish out of the puddle and throw them into the vast ocean.

"But someone has to do it, right? I hope to do my part. Even if I can't save all the fish, I can at least send the fish in front of me back to the sea."

They had indeed done him no favors, but now that he knew of their tragic end...

I just wanted to try and save them.

It was just what I could do.

Do not refrain from doing good because it is small.

This is the correct outlook on life that even the old lady next door would tell you.

Just as he was thinking this, he happened to turn onto a one-way street.

Suddenly, an old woman rushed out and bumped into him hard.

"AUV!"

The old woman clutched her lower back, wincing in pain, "My old back, oh my god—"

Jiang Ling: ……

666, they're not even going to act anymore!

"Young man, you've hurt my back! You have to pay me back! I want you to pay me back!"

Q: What should I do if I'm being morally blackmailed?

Jiang Ling immediately looked up and scanned the surroundings for any cameras.

"Hmph, young man... why do you think this old woman chose this place to stage an accident?"

The old woman scoffed, then said with a mocking laugh, "That's because there are no security cameras here!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Linghu's body trembled.

"Young man... are you scared? Hurry up and pay me a hundred thousand or two..."

"Damn, why didn't you say there were no cameras earlier!"

The serious expression on Jiang Ling's face disappeared, replaced by a relaxed and comfortable one.

He immediately pressed down on the old lady's waist with his large hand.

He flipped himself onto the horse... no, onto the old lady.

When dealing with bad people who are getting old, we should use swift and decisive measures!

You dare to try and scam me even though there are no cameras? You've really given me too much face.

"Go! Carry me across the zebra crossing!"

As he spoke, he coiled the old lady's hair into two pigtails and pulled them hard as if they were horse ropes.

"Auv!" the old woman cried out in pain; this time it really hurt!

Snapped!

Jiang Ling tugged again fiercely, clamped her legs together, and cursed:

"Old man, are you coming or not?!"

"You little brat, you..."

"Damn it, you old bastard! Stop whining and get out of here, or I'll rip your hair out!"

Jiang Ling considers herself a good person who respects the elderly and cares for the young.

Unfortunately, the old lady is no longer a child.

P.S.: Attention! Respecting the elderly and caring for the young are traditional virtues; please do not imitate this behavior!