Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

In the morning, during the second period, which made me drowsy, I attended a minor language class: French.

"Today we will learn to translate poetry, translating the Chinese poems we have learned into French."

"Haha, everyone seems a bit unenthusiastic. How about I start and see if any of you have prepared in advance?"

"Les jeunes jetaient alors le printemps. ( ...

Students in the audience: "Damn it, that wheelchair-bound dog is playing the 'vegetative state' card again! Don't leave until we get back to him!"

Nobody's paying attention in class. Who in their right mind would listen to a French lesson? They'd be better off using that time to play Naruto.

The teacher on stage sighed and began to speak to himself, "Les..."

"Les chevaux boivent du vin (The fragrance of wine wafts from the horse's hooves)," Yan Youyou raised her hand and answered fluently.

The French teacher's initially disappointed gaze brightened when it fell on Youyou, and she nodded with satisfaction.

"Good, what's the next line?"

"L'amour, la haine, la haine viennent avec les vagues, la chanson de l'été n'est pas la nuit (Love and hate come with the waves, the cicadas sing and the night is not yet over.)"

The person who answered this time surprised the Chinese teacher, who couldn't help but adjust his slipping glasses.

"Jiang Ling?"

Jiang Ling nodded: "C'est moi".

Everyone was stunned.

Especially the few guys who usually sat in the back row with Jiang Ling and played online games together, their eyes almost popped out of their sockets at the Kizaru basic attack button on their phone screen.

What's going on?

Ling Ge actually answered the teacher's questions in class?! And he even answered in French! I'm absolutely amazed!

But everyone just whispered among themselves, not daring to disturb this eccentric, muscular, blond man.

The Chinese teacher couldn't help but ask, "Jiang Ling...do you...have something to ask the teacher?"

Actually, the humorous guy really wanted to jokingly say, "Wow, your French is pretty good!"

But when he saw that fierce face, especially those eyes... he lost all interest in joking.

Jiang Ling: ……

666, does that mean muscular blondies can't answer questions?!

"No, teacher... I just wanted to ask a question."

"Oh?" the French teacher smiled and asked curiously.

"What question? Just ask the teacher and they will definitely answer it."

Often, life is like this, like a black and white pairing—good men marry bad women, good women marry bad men, good students meet bad teachers, and good teachers teach bad students…

Although the class was full of bad students who didn't study, the French teacher didn't slack off like other teachers. Instead, she prepared lessons and taught diligently, ensuring that the hidden talents weren't overlooked.

Look, we've found a hidden piece of gold!

"I want to ask..." Jiang Ling hesitated, then thought for a moment before speaking:

"Is there some secret method that allows you to effortlessly pass the DALF French exam, which has a difficulty level as high as C2, even if you only have an elementary school level of French?"

He certainly didn't need this, but Kexin did, and the minor language she chose was French.

French teacher: ?

No, are you making a wish here? There's not enough room for all those wishes.

"Uh... Jiang Ling, your request... uh..." the French teacher paused for a moment before speaking:

"C'est aussi absurde que Romeo aime Kublai. (Just as absurd as Romeo falling in love with Kublai Khan.)"

Jiang Ling rubbed her temples. "Teacher, could you translate this? The method is too long for me to understand."

"Jiang Ling, this is a French joke we talked about in the last class, and it's also translated in the book."

Jiang Ling: ……

French teacher: ...

The French teacher took a deep breath, glanced at her watch—get out of class was about to end—and, true to her good habit of not running over time, began packing up her things, adding a word of encouragement:

"Ah... get out of class is almost over, Jiang Ling. Although there are no shortcuts to learning, if you study hard, it's still possible to pass the C2 level exam."

"Don't be discouraged, your teacher believes in you. If you really want to pass the exam quickly, you can try stealing the answers, haha," the Frenchman said with a humorous smile before walking away with a flourish.

Jiang Ling's eyes lit up.

Holy crap, no wonder he's such a great teacher in the search for hidden gold, he really gave me the answers when I asked him for them!

Why bother studying? Just steal the answers and let Kexin memorize them.

To be honest, the thought of transforming into Mr. Knight to give Kexin a full-subject tutoring that night gave him a headache.

Mathematics is one of his strengths.

But mathematics is his only strong point.

But now, adults, you're eating poop!

Learning can be easy if you find the right method.

This is probably what Confucius meant when he said, "Knowing is not as good as liking, and liking is not as good as enjoying." How can knowing the answer not make one happy?

The next class is PE, so I can skip it.

Jiang Ling did three things in succession—

The first thing he did was look at the photos of Kexin's outfit. She had a neatly ironed sailor uniform with over-the-knee socks. He couldn't help but press his nose against the phone screen: "Ah—I can almost smell Mom's scent."

The second thing is to ask @lvl on the "Spiderweb" forum if they have the answers to the entrance exam for Shilu University in two weeks. Please send them to me.

However, since there was no immediate response, he proceeded to do the third thing – chat with Yan Youyou.

To everyone's delight, she switched to a smartphone, the older Pineapple 13.

So the two switched to chatting on LINE, and Little Iceberg liked to send cute cat emojis when chatting.

【Sir Knight, I feel that calling you by your name is too long. I'd like to know... what's your name?】

"Just call me A-Ling."

[Hehe, Ah Ling~ Look at this kitten emoji~^＞⸝⸝⸝⸝＜^੭ﾞ Isn't it cute?]

【Uh, Youyou, this cat has a name, it's called Maodie.】

[Very old?]

【Hakimi Hakimi ~ means old age.】

【Ah Ling, I don't understand... honey water and stuff, am I too stupid?】

[That's not true. Um, Youyou, could you send a voice message? Say: "Mambobobo~"]

In the corner of the classroom, Youyou, who was playing with her new phone while lying on the table, blushed and muttered:

"Knight... Ah Ling, so you also... suppress your desire to communicate with others~"

【Man... Manbo... Bo~】

Yan Youyou blushed and whispered "Mambo" in a soft, almost inaudible voice, with a pleasant tremor that sounded like melting snow in spring.

Jiang Ling: (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵) Kawaii~

Yan Youyou couldn't help but rest her chin on her hand, her mind filled with the image of the knight's aloof and handsome appearance.

My wandering gaze fell on the front row, inexplicably locking onto the face of that muscular, blond-haired guy. Seeing him staring at his phone with a silvery grin, I couldn't help but think:

"What a lewd laugh."

"If it were my Ah Ling, she definitely wouldn't be laughing like that..."

Yan Youyou took a handbag from the drawer, inside which was a freshly washed and scented school uniform jacket. After hesitating for a moment, she sent a message:

【Ah Ling~ Let's go to the rooftop now, I'll give your school uniform back~】

She quickly received a reply: [Okay.]

Yan Youyou couldn't resist taking out a small mirror and fiddling with her bangs. Then she took out lip balm and clumsily applied it to her lips, making her pink lips even more moist and smooth.

After doing all this, she hurriedly left the classroom with her school uniform jacket.

Watching Yan Youyou's departing figure, Jiang Ling waited for a while before getting up and heading to the restroom. She put on a hood and glanced at her phone screen before leaving.

This is a chat with @lvl.

[The answers to the test questions are not yet available. Spiderweb personnel are preparing to use high-tech, modernized traditional methods to gather intelligence. There is no price list at this time.]

Okay.

[A reservation is available for 18 cocoons. Would you like to reserve this information?]

Jiang Ling chose to pay for the [18 cocoons] reservation, thinking that if something can be solved with money, then money shouldn't be a big deal.

Unless it's really expensive.