Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

The second break between classes.

Yan Youyou did not go to the rooftop immediately.

She felt that simply giving clothes as a gift was too impolite; she should bring something else to avoid embarrassment.

So, she went to the school store first, intending to buy some gifts.

At the cashier, the clerk yawned, feeling drowsy, and cursed the boss a thousand times in his heart. Working overtime during lunch break without pay? Go to hell!

Since he had no lunch break, he simply crossed his legs and started slacking off.

Open the PV for the upcoming theatrical version of "Too Many Unfavorable Female Leads: The Temptation of Returning Home".

Well, even though it's just a PV, quite a few people have watched it.

"There are only two kinds of love in this world: childhood sweethearts and philanderers!" (Qi Nai Jian argues vehemently)

"Eh, you mean Karen stole your childhood friend? But... Kusakabe said... his favorite person is... Waaata... Shia... Oh~" (Karen crosses her arms and looks at Nana Ken with amusement)

"Waaah, I was here first... She's such a sly, wicked woman!"

(At noon, on the stairs of the old school building, Nana Ken squatted down next to Onsen Kazuyo and cried loudly.)

"It's okay, as long as you apologize properly, things will definitely get better." (Wenquan and Yan hand her a box of mung bean cakes)

"Grassroots Home - Million-Dollar Transition ♫"

"—Karen? Why are you wearing Nana Ken's clothes...?" (Kusakabe, who had just pushed Karen down, was shocked.)

"Since we're going to seek thrills, let's go all the way!" (Karen shows off her 8K figure)

"You're so sexy~"

(Cao Jie curls her lips and kisses him)

(Bang—The door opens, and Nana Ken, who was about to apologize, freezes on the spot. The mung bean cake she was holding in her mouth falls to the ground, but she is still clutching the box of mung bean cakes that Kusabi loves to eat the most...)

—"Natto membrane! Natto membrane!!" (The sound of a kettle boiling and Nana's hysterical crying)

click-

Like director Lao Feng, the PV unfortunately ended here.

After the screen went black, a business message slowly appeared:

【Huanglong brand mung bean cake, representing love choked with emotion~】

Shop assistant: ...

"Damn it—ah! Why—■■, why won't you let me see everything?!" The shop assistant slammed his fist on the table in anger, letting out a painful howl.

"that……"

"What happens next, damn it? I really want to see! Please!"

"Um, I want to get married..."

"Camcorder version...yes! I remember someone posted an internal camcorder link for the second PV! Male...male adult? The resource is expired?! No way!"

Yan Youyou: ...

"Hello! I'd like to check out!"

If it were the old me, I probably wouldn't have dared to speak loudly to others, but after the Knight filled my empty heart, I was no longer taciturn, and my tone became firm.

"Ah..." The shop assistant looked up apologetically and bowed to her.

"Red Bean - A Private Marseille!"

Yan Youyou silently handed over the mung bean cake she had bought.

While waiting to pay, my eyes fell on the screen in front of the cashier.

This is... the theatrical version of "Too Many Unfavorable Female Leads"...

Light novel connoisseurs have certainly read Yu Sen's most popular work, a light novel hailed as the best romance novel brimming with youthful energy, which tells the story of a group of young men and women, filled with joy, sorrow, and tears.

The novel "Volume 10: The Temptation to Go Home" has received mixed reviews from netizens, but there is no doubt that it is the most impactful volume ever published.

The scene where the female lead, holding a mung bean cake, watches helplessly as the male lead kisses the second female lead is said to be the most stomach-churning scene since "The White Frame".

Because it became too popular.

The sponsor of the sunset industry, [Huanglong Brand Green Bean Cake], saw its stock price soar, and the ninth volume sold out immediately upon release.

Yan Youyou looked down at the [Huanglong Brand Mung Bean Cake] in her hand and curled the corners of her lips:

"Love choked with sobs...?"

"Hmph, I won't be like the female lead, crying while hugging a mung bean cake."

……

The rooftop of the teaching building.

Blue sky and white clouds, the wind blowing across my face, carrying the scent of youth.

Yan Youyou cautiously pushed open the door, peeked out, and saw a scene that stirred her heart.

A lonely, muscular man in a hood leans against the railing, a lollipop dangling from his mouth, gazing forlornly towards the other end of the playground.

Ah Ling's deep eyes... must be flashing with a loneliness and melancholy that is not understood by ordinary people!

A hint of infatuation flashed in Yan Youyou's beautiful, dazed eyes, and her fair ears turned slightly red.

"The girls in the women's basketball team have great figures, long and shapely legs, and they have a unique charm when they exercise. It's a pity... I prefer long hair."

Jiang Ling's gaze followed the long, white legs.

Completely unaware, the iron gate to the rooftop had been quietly pushed open.

A petite figure timidly peeked in.

"Um..." Yan Youyou said very softly, "Ah Ling... I'm here..."

"Ah, Youyou, you're here." Jiang Ling immediately turned around and looked to the side with some embarrassment.

"Um……"

Yan Youyou slowly walked over and handed over a mung bean cake and a clean coat:

"Thank you so much, Ah Ling... Um, this brand of mung bean cake is really delicious. I saw you eating the most of it before... Ah... no, I mean, you really liked it..."

The last time I invited Ah Ling over to my house, I prepared a lot of snacks on the table. Ah Ling finished the mung bean cakes, but didn't touch the others.

Therefore, she specially chose the noble "Yellow Dragon Brand" as a gift this time.

"Um... thank you..." Jiang Ling said, reaching out to take the bag, but her fingertips inadvertently brushed against the back of her hand.

A crackling sound, as if an electric current had flashed by.

In an instant, fragments of memories from last night that made me blush rushed into my mind.

Yan Youyou's cheeks flushed crimson, and she abruptly withdrew her hand like a startled rabbit.

"Ahem..." Jiang Ling coughed lightly, "Youyou, now that we're friends, you can relax a little..."

He couldn't stand her constant startling; Youyou's shy demeanor was just too much.

"Um……"

Yan You nodded, secretly condemning her own sensitivity. What's wrong with good friends touching hands?

They're acting all lovey-dovey, like a couple...

"Sit here," Jiang Ling said, pointing to the bench beneath her.

"it is good."

The two sat on the bench, one on each side, chatting idly.

"Ah Ling, what do you like the most?"

"Uh..." Jiang Ling wanted to say "beautiful girl" or "loli," but changed the words to: "Light novels and visual novels... To be honest, I'm an otaku."

"Light novels?" Yan Youyou's eyes lit up, as if she had discovered a new continent.

"Ling, you like light novels too? What kind do you like to read? I... I read them all the time..."

"Hmm... I guess romance and crime dramas, like 'The Unlucky Girl,' 'Suspect Y's Fresh Ginseng,' and 'Rainy Mori's Milk is Very Popular'..."

"Oh, I've seen them all. What do you think..." Yan Youyou started talking non-stop.

Jiang Ling looked at Youyou, who was talking non-stop while gesturing with her index finger, with surprise, and couldn't help but ask:

Is this really the quiet, aloof, and unapproachable iceberg?

However, he did not interrupt Youyou's outpouring.

How many words were bottled up in the girl's heart? He didn't know, he only knew that when he came to his senses, it was noon and time to eat his lunch.

"I'm going downstairs to buy fried bread."

"I...I...um...wait a minute!"

Yan Youyou called out to Jiang Ling, quickly reached into her bag, pulled out two bento boxes, and said:

"I accidentally made an extra bento box... If you don't mind..."

[Beep! Normal event point detected. The blond-haired option is now available!]

Option 1: The Silver Platform

[Introduction: Recommended by Youyou]

[Reward: Food - Goblin Pig Bone Stick (Charcoal-grilled pig's trotter bone; consuming increases strength and attack speed)]

Option Two: The Mysterious Rooftop

[Synopsis: While Yan Youyou was eating her lunchbox, he secretly pushed her off the rooftop with the lunchbox, achieving the perfect crime.]

[Reward: Weapon - Detective Anesthetic Watch (A launcher disguised as a watch that can fire tranquilizer darts, but ineffective against people with the surname Mori.)]

Option 3: Youth Rooftop

[Synopsis: Yan Youyou sits on his lap, and the two feed each other their bento boxes.]

[Reward: "Skill Advancement Card" (can be used to upgrade skills you already own)]

Jiang Ling: ……

"Do...do you want to eat?" Yan Youyou asked hopefully.

"Youyou...we're really good friends, right?"

"Eh... um!"

Jiang Ling breathed a sigh of relief. It's normal for good friends to eat lunch together, right?

(Referring to the meeting of kindred spirits amidst high mountains and flowing water)

"Um... I've studied a little traditional Chinese medicine," Jiang Ling said, her words resembling a monkey's formation.

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"Phew..." Jiang Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

She finished eating most of her lunchbox before completing the task. If it had taken any longer, Youyou might have grown taller like she was on a seesaw...

Okay, now, let Yan Youyou get off me!

"Ah Ling... how does the bento taste?" Little Iceberg blinked and asked.

"Delicious..." Jiang Ling swallowed, opening her mouth to say, "Come on down..."

however……

"Then...how about we come to the rooftop to eat bento boxes together tomorrow? Ah-Ling, what do you want to eat? Fried sausage, tempura, sweet shrimp, or croquettes...I'll definitely make whatever Ah-Ling likes!"

Upon hearing his affirmation, Yan Youyou's eyes lit up instantly.

She leaned forward with delight, a genuine, radiant smile blooming on her face—a smile she hadn't seen in a long time.

A gentle breeze stirred, lifting a few strands of her jet-black hair, while the sunlight cast a soft glow on her fair and radiant skin.

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A few seconds of silence.

Jiang Ling turned her head away guiltily and apologized, "I'm sorry..."

Jiang Lingsheng looked up at the sky with despair, wondering if calling out "Mommy" twice would win Youyou's forgiveness.

After all... Youyou said they're good friends...

"Ah Ling..."

However, Yan Youyou pursed her lips, showing no intention of getting down.

Her cheeks flushed, and she said in a very soft voice, "Let's finish that thing from last time..."

"Last time?"

"Well... a kiss... between friends... is normal, right?"

—Isn't it normal for friends to hold hands?

—Isn't it normal for friends to hug and cuddle?

—Isn't it normal for friends to play feeding games with each other?

—Isn't it normal for friends to kiss...?

In the end, won't it just come down to, "It's normal between friends, right?"

However, since Youyou brought it to my mouth herself, there's no reason not to eat it.

He's not a coward; he won't wait until the very end to make his move.

"Well..." Jiang Ling swallowed and cupped Youyou's delicate face in her hands.

"Youyou..."

"Ah Ling..."

"This is my first kiss."

"This was my first kiss too... Ah Ling... please continue..."

[Ding-dong~ You have a new message or call!]

The sudden sound startled Yan Youyou, and she instinctively tilted her head back, instantly feeling remorse.

Why...did I get interrupted again?

However, Jiang Ling ignored the phone in his pocket, his eyes sharpened, and he pressed his lips against her warm, pink lips, easily prying open her pearly teeth.

"Ah... gulp... um..."

It was only sixty seconds, but it felt like sixty years had passed.

[Ding! Detected that the host has won the female lead's first kiss willingly, hidden reward obtained: "All attributes +1"]

On the other side, the sports warehouse.

Wang Jiahao looked at his underlings lying dead outside the warehouse, then glanced at the disconnected phone, and wailed:

"Brother Ling..."

"What the hell are you doing?!"