Rural Romantic Life

Snapped!

This was the first time Lu Yang had ever seen someone use their head as a hammer to smash someone during a fight.

He slapped the other man's head hard with a backhand motion, like a ball being bounced.

With a hum, the snake felt as if its watermelon had been slapped by a 20-centimeter-thick steel plate, and its brain felt like it had instantly turned into tofu dregs.

Then, feeling dizzy and disoriented, he collapsed to the ground, clutching his head and uttering three incoherent questions: "Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going?"

Just then, a thug with a small teddy bear tattooed on his chest lunged at him.

He had somehow managed to slip off his smelly slippers and clutch them tightly in his hand, then viciously slapped them at Lu Yang's face, which was ten times more handsome than his own.

He sneered, "Kid, I can't stand anyone being more handsome than my little teddy bear. I'm going to slap your pretty face to pieces right now..."

clap clap!

As a result, just like the snake, he hadn't even touched the hem of Lu Yang's clothes.

He first felt a blur before his eyes, and then Lu Yang slapped him hard across the face with two large blows.

His already hideous donkey face instantly transformed into an even uglier, swollen pig's head.

Ignoring the burning pain in his cheek, the little teddy bear quickly pulled a miniature mirror from his crotch and shone it on his face.

His cheeks were now swollen like a pig's head, with five bright red marks.

He immediately pouted, threw away the small mirror in his hand, and plopped down on the ground.

Like a heartbroken and wronged young wife, she cried out in despair, "Ah! I don't want to live anymore! My handsome face is ruined like this, how can I ever face my sweetheart again..."

vomit……

Upon hearing this, Lu Yang almost vomited up his dinner from the previous night.

He was truly amazed; Scarface's men were all eccentrics, practically all geniuses!

Even Liu Ruyan and Han Lingzhi felt a wave of nausea, staring at each other as if they were idiots.

"Heh heh, kid, go to hell..."

Just then!

The voices of two other tattooed thugs suddenly came from behind Lu Yang.

Lu Yang had just dealt with two tattooed thugs when they quietly circled around to his back and seized the opportunity to launch a sneak attack on him.

Whenever these two tattooed thugs fought, they were like two venomous king cobras, always daring to sneak up behind people and launch surprise attacks.

Moreover, they always managed to get away with it.

At that moment, as the two launched their sneak attack, a smug and sinister look appeared on their lips.

They believed they would succeed in their sneak attack this time and teach Lu Yang a lesson.

However?

The wrists of the two men who were thrusting their daggers out at the same time were suddenly gripped tightly by two large hands, one on each side.

Click, click!

With two cracking sounds, the two men felt their wrists break and the dagger slip from their hands.

Unfortunately, both sharp daggers pierced the insteps of their feet.

"Ahhh..."

Instantly, the two tattooed thugs, clutching their injured insteps, began to jump rope up and down on one leg, looking utterly ridiculous.

The two stunning beauties, Liu Ruyan and Han Lingzhi, were both amused and gloating at the sight.

After dealing with a few tattooed thugs, Lu Yang, seeing Scarface's somewhat dumbfounded expression, took the initiative to walk towards him.

Seeing the hostile look in Lu Yang's eyes, Scarface threatened, his tone a mix of bravado and fear: "Kid, what do you want to do?"

"Let me tell you, if you dare lay a hand on me, once Young Master Lin finds out, you're absolutely dead..."

Snapped!

Lu Yang didn't care about Lin Shao or Gou Shao. He was always a very reasonable person, and he would return the favor exactly as it was done to him.

With a single slap, Scarface was sent flying several meters away.

Just as the other person was struggling to get up, Lu Yang quickly walked over and stepped on one of the other person's arms.

Without any mercy, he crippled the opponent's arm with a single kick.

Scarface nearly fainted on the spot: "Ah! My hand..."

Seeing that she could take advantage of the situation, Han Lingzhi walked over and delivered several flying kicks to Scarface.

The other person was wearing pointed high heels, and with those few kicks, Scarface was crying for his parents again.

Han Lingzhi finally felt relieved and coldly shooed Scarface away as if he were a mosquito, saying, "Scarface, why don't you take your men and get out of here? Do you really want to come in for tea?"

Scarface dared not linger any longer. He hurriedly clutched his broken arm and, like a truly defeated dog, tucked his tail between his legs and fled.

Looking at their disheveled, miserable, and panicked appearance...

Han Lingzhi, standing behind him, finally couldn't help but burst into hearty laughter: "Haha... That's so satisfying... I never thought Scarface and the others would have a day like this..."

Liu Ruyan walked over and said in a teasing tone, "Lingzhi, Xiaoyang helped you teach Scarface and the others a lesson. Shouldn't you repay them? How about you repay him with your body?!"

Upon hearing this, Han Lingzhi's usually cold and beautiful face inexplicably flushed.

She knew Liu Ruyan was deliberately teasing her, but Lu Yang had indeed done her a great favor this time. She smiled sweetly and sincerely thanked Lu Yang, saying, "Handsome young man, thank you so much this time!"

"To express my gratitude, I, Han Lingzhi, hereby make a promise to you: in the future, if you ever need anything from me, just let me know!"

"I promise I'll help you this once too!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan suddenly thought of something.

He quickly walked to Han Lingzhi's side and whispered seductively into her delicate ear, "Lingzhi, let me tell you a secret!"

"Don't let Xiao Yang's thin and slender appearance fool you, his strength is astonishing!"

"If Xiaoyang ever asks you for help in the future, you'll be worked to death!"

Han Lingzhi is Liu Ruyan's best friend, the one who loves salted duck eggs.

This deliberate reminder is simply a daily pleasure between the two best friends.

Upon hearing this, Han Lingzhi's beautiful eyes involuntarily swept over Lu Yang, and she couldn't help but whisper to Liu Ruyan, "Ruyan, is this handsome young man really that terrifying?"

Liu Ruyan immediately recounted how strong Lu Yang was, a fact she had witnessed not long ago.

Instantly, Han Lingzhi looked at Lu Yang with even more curiosity.

He had an expression that suggested he wanted to explore it immediately.

However, to the two of them's utter surprise, what they thought was a private conversation between best friends was overheard by Lu Yang, who was as sharp as a dragon and had long been aware of everything.

He couldn't help but sigh to himself, "When women get all lustful, there's nothing left for us men to do!"