On our wedding night, my wife acted strangely.

[Transmigration into a book + Slapping the original protagonist in the face + Stealing all of the protagonist's luck + Incredibly satisfying]
Good news: I've time-traveled and become the regent with military power!
Bad news: I'm an idiot, and on our wedding night my wife is going to have a "sacred union" with her lover on my wedding bed!
No, why should I?!
Lao Tzu sacrificed himself for his country, only to be reincarnated as a green-haired turtle?
No way!
......
On their wedding night, the wife said softly, "Husband, would you like to sleep in the side room?"
I pushed her onto the bed and tore open her phoenix robe.
She cried, she cursed.
The adulterer outside the door grew anxious.
"Lin Yi, you bastard, let go of Qingyu!"
"I'm sorry, Fourth Brother, my Qingyu is pure and innocent."