On our wedding night, my wife acted strangely.

Ang Lee was so anxious that he almost knelt down before the fat man.

This father is really worried sick about his son.

puff.

The young eunuch dared not disobey and immediately knelt down and kowtowed: "This servant deserves to die! This servant was blind and did not recognize your greatness! Please forgive me, Young Master Wang!"

Seeing that the child was obedient, Ang Lee was somewhat relieved.

After all, he is the head of the Imperial Household Department, and he made the child kneel down and apologize. Even if you are a scoundrel, Fatty Wang, you should still consider the face of the royal family.

But to everyone's surprise, the fat man not only didn't calm down, but got even angrier!

"Snapped!"

A big slap, with a loud bang.

Before the little eunuch could react, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.

"I've already told you, I'm your Fatty, not Mount Tai! Who's Mount Tai?" Fatty added with a kick.

Pfft... Several soldiers around couldn't help but almost burst out laughing.

Ang Lee was completely stunned.

I thought to myself, my kid was just being polite, aren't you bullying an honest person?

"Young Master Wang, what do you mean by this?" Li An's voice turned cold.

Your own child was beaten in front of so many people, and might even have been beaten to death!

If I don't say something, how will I be able to take in sons in the palace in the future?

"What do you mean? Heh, you'll find out soon enough." The fat man waved his hand. "Brothers, unload the cargo!"

"Stop!" Li An was furious when he saw Wang Chongyu's attempt to rob him. "Wang Chongyu, how dare you! You even dare to steal tribute from the palace! This is a crime punishable by death for your entire family!"

"Oh dear~~ I'm so scared~~" The fat man laughed, his whole body shaking with laughter. "You old eunuch, don't try to scare me with those kinds of words, it won't work! My elder brother said that from today onwards, this capital belongs to the Lin family. If the emperor wants to eat, he'll have to ask my elder brother's permission first; if his wife wants to wear new clothes, she'll have to see if our Shenji Battalion brothers are still naked!"

"You...you...you're committing a heinous crime!" Li An was so angry that he was trembling all over, and his hand pointing at Fatty Wang was shaking.

"That's outrageous, so what?" Fatty Wang didn't waste any words with him and walked straight to a large truck.

The imperial guards didn't dare to stop them, because there were at least twenty bows pointed at them from all sides.

We're all comrades, there's no need to fight to the death over a fat man and a eunuch, is there?

Of course, the Imperial Guards would never admit to being outmatched.

The fat man lifted the yellow cloth covering the box and opened it, immediately releasing a sweet, fruity aroma.

Inside the box were ice blocks, and on top of the ice blocks were plump, round, and deep red lychees.

"Holy crap! It's ice-cold!" Not to mention others, even Wang Pangzi, the son of a high-ranking official who had eaten and seen it before, was stunned.

This thing is a rare commodity in the capital. It was transported from Sichuan at breakneck speed, and countless horses died of exhaustion along the way, all so that the ladies of the palace could have a taste of it.

Damn it, you royal family! It's the right thing to rebel against you.

Wang Pangzi didn't care about cleanliness; he grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth.

He chewed it twice, shell and pit included, then spat it out: "Ptooey! What the hell is that?"

Yue Nan whispered, "Peel off the skin."

"oh."

The fat man's fingers were like rolling pins, dark and clumsy. He peeled one open and then threw the flesh into his mouth.

"Mmm...sweet! It's fucking sweet!" Fatty Wang, his mouth dripping with juice, shouted indistinctly to Yue Nan, "Brother Nan, come and try some! This stuff is sweeter than a woman's lips!"

Yue Nan shook his head with a wry smile.

The soldiers of the Shenji Battalion couldn't help but swallow hard when they saw this.

Many of them had never even seen what a lychee looked like, let alone eaten one.

Seeing the fat man's vulgar way of wasting the offerings, Li An trembled with heartache and screamed, "Stop! Those are for the Imperial Concubine! You heartless bastard, how dare you..."

"The Imperial Concubine?" Fatty Wang grabbed another handful, peeling and stuffing them into his mouth as he went. "She's nothing! If she wants some, let her come and ask me for it herself! If she pleases me, I'll give her two to try."

After saying that, he spat the leftover lychee pit onto Li An's face with a "pfft".

"You...you..." Li An felt he had been utterly humiliated, so angry that his vision blurred and he almost fainted.

"Brothers, don't be shy, come and have a taste! This is the kind of food the emperor's wife eats, let's share in the luxury! Hahahaha." Fatty Wang called out.

The soldiers, who had been itching to try it, rushed forward upon hearing the news and snatched it all up in an instant.

The fat man slapped his forehead, remembering that Lin Yi hadn't eaten yet, and hurriedly went to grab some.

"Hey! Hey! You little brat, save a whole box for the Prince! Not a single one of you has offered any tribute!"

Yue Nan was clever; before the fat man even said he wanted to try it, he had already taken two boxes by himself.

These soldiers might not listen to the fat man, but they had to listen to Yue Nan, so no one dared to come up and rob them.

Yue Nan patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "Fatty, take one of these two boxes to the Prince and the other to Uncle Wang when you get home."

Aren't you going to eat?

"My family lives too far away, and by the time it's sent back, it will have rotted."

"Alright, then I'll take it, hahaha." The fat man was very happy. He threw the soldier's shoes back, put the box on the open ground not far away, and then came back to look at other things.

The remaining vehicles carried Yun Jin.

Fatty Wang had someone open the box, then pulled out a bolt of royal blue fabric and held it up against himself: "Hmm, this material is quite nice. I'll make a pair of larger underwear for my dad later, so he won't be slow to take off his pants when he's visiting prostitutes."

Yue Nan's lips twitched.

One soldier, imitating the fat man, pulled out a pink piece of cloth: "Fatty, this color is great. Make a dress for my wife, she'll be so happy!"

"Alright! Take it all!" Fatty Wang waved his hand. "Brothers, divide it up, and send the rest to the other brothers. Give each of you two bolts of cloth to make new clothes for your wives and kids! Damn it, why should the emperor's women wear gold and silver, while our women have to wear coarse linen? Is that it?!"

"yes!"

"That's fucking right!"

"Fat Master is awesome!"

The soldiers cheered and happily carried the boxes of brocade down.

Ang Lee and his men could only watch helplessly as these priceless tributes were devoured by this bunch of stinking soldiers.

If this gets back to the palace, the emperor will skin him alive.

"Wang Chongyu...you...you just wait!" He stammered out a harsh threat and turned to leave.

But could they escape? The horde of ferocious soldiers had already surrounded them.

"Trying to leave?" the fat man said as he approached. "My older brother said no one's leaving today. Tie them up."

"Hey, hey, hey? What are you doing?" Li An exclaimed in panic. "Wang Chongyu! I'm the Grand Eunuch of the Imperial Household Department! My official rank is above yours, how dare you tie me up!?"

The fat man didn't waste any more words with him, waving his hand: "Take them all away!"

"yes!"

Several soldiers immediately took Li An and the others away.

Today's haul was plentiful; they really know how fast robbery can bring in money.

The fat man grinned foolishly and glanced back at Yue Nan.

The latter was looking at the jubilant soldiers with a complicated expression.

"Nan-ge, what are you thinking about?"

Yue Nan sighed and shook his head: "Sigh, it's nothing, I just feel that things are about to change."

Fatty Wang slapped him on the shoulder, put his arm around him, and laughed, "Change of the world? That's great! But it has to be the Lin family that makes it a truly good world! Hahahahaha."