The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Disclaimer: The protagonist only eats and cooks monster meat. There is absolutely no cannibalism. Please leave me alone.

Upon hearing the fat man's disdain, the greasy middle-aged man Xie Chen's kind expression vanished abruptly, and he roared in anger:

"You think my cooking isn't good?"

Without warning, a merciless iron hand locked the fat man's head tightly!

Although the fat man was also a strange creature, his neck was being squeezed so hard it was cracking, and he couldn't break free from the brute force at all.

Xie Chen used a violent force, shoving its head directly into the bubbling soup pot!

For a moment, the entire dissection room was completely silent, filled with both the artificial and the human figures.

They never imagined that Teacher Xie Chen, who was known for his kindness, would have such a cruel side.

It took the strange fat man a long time to remove his face from the boiling pot, and he looked at Teacher Xie Chen, who was as kind as a Buddha, with a frightened look.

They slunk back to their seats.

At this moment, Xu Feng stepped forward and slowly said:

"My dear teacher, I don't think you should cook prey like this. Even if it's a pig being cooked in the pot, cooking food like this is a desecration of life!"

"Oh?!" A hint of savagery flashed in Teacher Xie Chen's eyes. He hadn't expected there to be so many troublemakers in Class 404.

But when he saw the discipline armband on Xu Feng's arm, the savagery in his eyes immediately subsided.

Looking at Teacher Xie Chen's reaction, Xu Feng thought to himself that he had made the right bet.

Even if he bets wrong, he can use a ruler to defend himself; the student council of the pseudo-human academy seems to wield considerable power.

Xie Chen looked the well-mannered, model student up and down:

"Then tell me, how can you prepare prey without committing blasphemy?"

Xu Feng calmly replied:

"Words cannot express it, so please allow me, my dear teacher, to demonstrate my skills."

As Teacher Xie Chen spoke, a cruel and tyrannical smile appeared on his face:

"Alright, then I'll see what you've got to show. If you can't satisfy me, don't blame me for putting you in the hot pot too."

Xu Feng nodded:

"It will satisfy the teacher."

After he finished speaking, an elegant little tune began to play, and Xu Feng took out a roast goose from the cold storage next to the dissection room.

Start processing it carefully.

Teacher Xie Chen's gaze first turned disdainful, then serious, and finally to deep surprise as he watched the meticulous process of handling the materials.

He rubbed his eyes in shock. Was this really just a student?

Are you sure he's not a chef with decades of culinary experience?

As the flames rose, Xu Feng stir-fried the goose with remarkable elegance. (This is truly an animal.)

Dishes even more exquisite than those in Michelin-starred restaurants were placed on the table.

Xie Chen stared in disbelief at the exquisite dishes before him.

Finally, Xu Feng gracefully performed a gentlemanly bow and said in a magnetic voice:

"Please, teacher, try it!"

Xie Chen picked up his chopsticks, took a bite of foie gras, and the exquisite flavor instantly exploded on his taste buds. His eyes widened, and tears of emotion streamed down his face.

Finally, he began to wolf down his food, and in no time, Xie Chen had devoured all the dishes Xu Feng had prepared.

Finally, Xie Chen stared blankly at Xu Feng, tears streaming down his face, and said:

"You're right, I was indeed desecrating life. Your cooking made me truly understand what life is and what reverence is."

"I'm not fit to be this teacher, and this spatula shouldn't be with me either. You're more suited to it than I am. From now on, you'll be the cooking teacher. I'm resigning to relearn how to be a decent human being!"

After saying that, Xie Chen tossed the spatula from his waist to Xu Feng and then walked out of the cooking room.

As if having made up their minds, they walked away without looking back.

Xu Feng was stunned. No!

Did I directly drive the cooking class teacher to the brink of mental collapse and cause her to resign?

According to Xie Chen, he'll be a cooking instructor from now on?

And he's not even a substitute teacher?

Meanwhile, the live stream chat exploded.

Sister's Jade Feet are Fragrant and Sweet (Hua): "Elegant Brother's 666 points directly caused the teacher of the Pseudo-Human Academy to have his Dao Heart Collapse."

The jailer, not Yu Zu (Hua): "Hahaha! If I take down the culinary teacher, I, Elegant Brother, will be the culinary teacher!"

Sleeping on the floor today, sleeping with the boss (Hua) tomorrow: "This move was truly unexpected! I thought my elegant brother was courting death, but it turns out he truly deserved it!"

When I'm happy, I'm like Superman (Hua): "That's right, no one knows how to be a good person better than me, Elegant Brother. Truly deserving of the title!"

…………

Xu Feng held the spatula; it was icy cold to the touch, so it must be another strange artifact.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Bloodstained spatula

Category: Gain-type gadgets.

Effect: It can convert all life force into physical constitution in a short period of time, or convert all physical constitution into life force, with a conversion ratio of 1:1.

Duration: Three minutes.

Note: The minimum amount of life force and constitution consumed for conversion cannot be lower than one point, otherwise it cannot be activated. After using this artifact, the user's constitution will be weakened by 50%, and will return to normal after 12 o'clock at night.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

Is it a boosting device?

interesting.

Xu Feng put away the spatula and then realized that everyone in the classroom was looking at him like he was a hero.

Zhao Hu stood arrogantly in front of Xu Feng, feeling incredibly cocky, and said with a proud expression:

"This is my brother, isn't he awesome!"

Li Cheng stood silently beside Xu Feng, subtly implying to everyone that his relationship with Xu Feng was quite unusual.

The fat man also happily approached Xu Feng:

"This is my buddy, and he's amazing! He's a teacher of three subjects now!"

Xu Feng looked at the pseudo-students who were eager to get close to him and felt extremely pleased. This feeling of having power in his hands was really great.

Zhao Hu, who was standing to the side, even started imitating a fox's cry.

Xu Feng coughed twice, signaling the students in the classroom to be quiet, and then spoke:

"As Teacher Xie Chen intended, I will be your culinary instructor from now on."

"The secret to being a good person is knowing when to strike the right balance. Just remember that, and that's it. Alright, get out of class dismissed!"

Cheers erupted from both the fake humans and the real humans in the classroom. With a good buddy as their cooking instructor, how could they possibly fail the cooking class?

This was all thanks to a good friend's word.

When it comes to fairness and integrity, no one is better than Xu Feng!