The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Chapter 24 Cooking Class? A perfect match for my major!

The crowd looked at each other, their eyes filled with disbelief.

The native people were shocked to hear this, and some exclaimed in disbelief:

"Mr. James, do you mean there's a swindler among us?"

Upon hearing this, one of the native humans silently retreated to a corner, his heart filled with turmoil.

This...this isn't right!

It clearly remembers that it was the only pseudo-human that had infiltrated human societies, right?

They even have testicles?

Who exactly is it that has been sabotaging its plans?

No matter who it is, if it finds out who has been leaking information to the Bloody Gentleman, it will tear that fellow fake man to pieces!

At this moment, Kikujiro spoke with absolute certainty:

"It must have been a despicable and cunning Chinese person who leaked the information. Don't forget there are a few Chinese people in human societies; they've never been reliable."

Upon hearing this, the traitors looked utterly astonished and quickly tried to explain:

"Sir, and Father James, it really wasn't us, it wasn't us! We've been loyal to you ever since we entered the instance, how could we possibly leak information to the Bloody Gentleman!"

"We are perfectly law-abiding citizens!"

"Yes, yes! We are law-abiding citizens!"

The traitors smiled obsequiously and spoke with great eagerness.

Kikujiro looked at the traitors and a sinister smile appeared on his face:

"Alright, since you say you're not traitors, then it's time for you to prove yourselves. Join the Jade Shatter Squad with me, and let's launch a Jade Shattering Charge against the Bloody Gentlemen together, shall we?"

The faces of those traitors immediately turned extremely ugly.

Kikujiro drew his katana from his waist with a hostile expression.

"What? You're not willing?"

"Tai...Sir, we are willing! We are willing!"

"Yoshi! You guys are really great citizens!" Kikujiro said with satisfaction as he sheathed his katana.

Seeing that the Jade Shattering Squad was all together again, James immediately beamed and said:

"Excellent, Kikujiro, you are truly my capable assistant. After this mission is completed, I will definitely arrange green cards for you and your family to immigrate to the United States."

Several traitors stared wide-eyed, their faces also filled with longing:

"Mr. James, could you also arrange green cards for us to immigrate to the United States?"

James's face immediately hardened, and he reprimanded:

"You greedy and foolish yellow-skinned pigs, you haven't even cleared yourselves of the suspicion of being traitors yet! How dare you ask me for immigration green cards? You really don't know what's good for you!"

After being rebuked by James, those traitors didn't even dare to argue back.

Meanwhile, in the live stream room.

Wa, junior, hurry up and acknowledge your mother, or we won't have enough people to block the bridge later. (Hua): "Awesome, I didn't expect to see a traitor in a dungeon."

Thinking of you makes me oh ho ho ho ho (Hua): "I'm dying of laughter! These traitors have been running around like dogs for their Japanese commander and their beacon father since they entered the instance, even more devoted than the servants of the country, but they don't appreciate it at all. It's hilarious!"

Emperor (Hua): "Serves them right! Disloyal people all deserve to die!"

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When Xu Feng arrived at the classroom, he saw that his two fake roommates were both laughing and joking, looking very relaxed.

He knew that the morning classes would be easy.

A short while later, a pot-bellied teacher dressed in a chef's uniform arrived in the classroom. Xu Feng's first impression of this teacher was that he was a greasy middle-aged man.

"I am your culinary instructor, Xie Chen. From now on, I will be responsible for teaching you how to cook your prey."

Xu Feng was speechless after hearing this. A greasy middle-aged man called Xie Chen?

The contrast is just too striking!

It's outrageous that a greasy middle-aged man would choose such an elegant and handsome name.

The fat man raised his hand and stood up, saying:

"Teacher, why do we have to learn how to cook? Even though we're pseudo-humans, shouldn't we learn to cook like humans?"

Xie Chen adjusted his chef's hat, a strangely benevolent smile appearing on his face, and said:

"That's a good question. When you enter human society, what would you do if you wanted to eat domesticated poultry without being detected?"

The long-necked, fake guardian figures on either side of the lectern stood up and said:

"I know that. Drag the poultry to a secluded corner and eat them secretly."

Xie Chen asked with a smile:

"Can you eat a whole one in one go?"

The long-necked fake man hesitated for a moment, then said:

"I can't finish it. It would take me at least five meals to finish one poultry."

"That's why we need to take cooking classes. That way, even if humans discover us, they won't notice anything unusual. That's the significance of studying cooking."

The long-necked fake man and the fat man then showed expressions of sudden realization, "So that's how it is!"

Speaking of which, the dishes at the banquet hosted by the Bloody Gentleman are almost identical to those in human society, but they taste almost exactly like the prey.

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow. Isn't culinary arts exactly what my Uncle Mads excels at?

If nothing unexpected happens, the blood-stained spatula should be on this greasy middle-aged man, Xie Chen, right?

Next, all I need to do is gain its approval, and I'll get the bloodstained spatula.

"Alright, students, let's go to the cooking room now! I'll first demonstrate how to cook food, using pigs and ducks as examples, to show you how to make dishes that look exactly like human food."

After saying that, Xie Chen led the students to the cooking room, dragged a pig out of the cold storage, chopped it into pieces with a cleaver, cut a vegetable, and threw it into a big pot for a big stew.

Finally, the cooked pork and pig hair floated in the pot, and you could even see a few pieces of fingers that hadn't been completely chopped floating on top.

Xu Feng frowned deeply at this scene. This way of cooking was simply a desecration of life, something he could not tolerate.

"Alright, students, isn't it simple? This way, you can't tell what a pig actually looks like, and it looks very similar to human dishes. That's the essence of cooking class."

"Students, try doing it my way. Isn't this course very simple?"

Each of the fake humans had an eager look on their faces. They also felt that the course was indeed very simple, and the teacher was very kind. They liked the teacher very much.

The greasy, fake-looking middle-aged man, Xie Chen, said with a kind expression:

"I will do my best to ensure that all of you pass this course."

At this moment, the fat man looked at the cooked meat chunks in the pot, and, somewhat tempted, scooped out a piece and put it in his mouth to eat.

After chewing twice, the fat man immediately spat it out with a "Ugh!"

"Teacher, you cooked this prey so badly! It's not tasty at all, much worse than my Elegant Brother's cooking."

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