The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

After class was dismissed, Xu Feng went to eat with his two fake roommates.

As always, Pangolin was the chef's assistant. Xu Feng cooked for his wife, Li Huaqin, in the kitchen, making her favorite dish, Mapo Tofu.

Because get out of class ended early, Li Huaqin hadn't arrived yet.

After carrying the Mapo Tofu out, Xu Feng covered it with a thermal lid and then waited with his two roommates, who were like third wheels, for Li Hua Qin to arrive.

At this moment, a very beautiful foreign girl sat down opposite Xu Feng, her pretty face beaming with desire, and said:

"Um... senpai, I like you. Please go out with me! This is my gift, the holy water of the Ganges. This holy water can help you advance in your cultivation level easily. Please don't let my feelings go to waste and drink it!"

Xu Feng looked at the blonde, wavy hair. It was beautiful, but for some reason, it felt a bit too greasy.

Xu Feng's lips curled slightly upwards as he calmly accepted the Ganges Holy Water, then spoke indifferently:

"I appreciate your kindness, but I don't accept your confession. Why did you confess to me directly? That's not how it is in Ga La Ge Mu Li."

"You should chat with me more first, give me small gifts and things like that, to increase my favorability, and then on that special holiday, I'll unlock a special cooking CG for you!"

Kikujiro, sitting opposite him, was a little dumbfounded. He had finally mustered up a lot of courage to face the bloodthirsty gentleman alone.

I spent the whole morning mentally preparing myself before daring to confront the Bloody Gentleman, only to find that he was surprisingly talkative.

"Um...senpai..."

Xu Feng interrupted him directly and without any mercy:

"Not my type, I'm rejecting you outright! Your shopping spree isn't even one ten-thousandth as cute as my little Qin."

Kikujiro was dumbfounded. He never expected that his proud seductive ninjutsu would have no effect on the Bloody Gentleman.

This bloodthirsty gentleman is actually celibate?

He distinctly remembered that some hypocrites also longed for beautiful bodies, at least that's how the Bloody Gentleman seemed to be.

Fortunately, the holy water of the Ganges River was delivered, and his goal was achieved.

"I've liked you for so long, you big idiot!"

However, Kikujiro still pretended to be heartbroken after being rejected and ran away crying.

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng scratched their heads, somewhat bewildered, and looked at Kikujiro running away, asking him a strange question:

"What is she doing?"

Xu Feng said calmly:

"I don't know, maybe it's performance art, a simulation of human social relationships!"

"Oh! I see." Zhao Hu and Li Cheng, like the two protectors, sat on either side of Xu Feng.

Xu Feng elegantly held his knife and fork, forked a piece of pork liver into his mouth, and watched the "girl's" departing figure with a slight upturn at the corners of his mouth.

Interesting. I didn't expect anyone would want to get back at him.

If I don't cooperate in putting on a show, I'm afraid I won't be able to find those rats hiding in the shadows.

He was quite certain that the person was human, but he didn't know whether they were native or chosen by God.

An angelic figure appeared at the entrance of the cafeteria. When Li Huaqin saw Xu Feng, the silver doll on his head couldn't help but move happily.

He quickly walked up to Xu Feng in two strides.

"My lovely lover and president, you've finally arrived! I've been waiting for you for so long."

Li Huaqin nodded, her cute little face expressionless, and sat down directly opposite Xu Feng.

Xu Feng lifted the lid of the thermos, and a steaming bowl of Mapo Tofu was placed in front of Li Hua Qin. Xu Feng even thoughtfully prepared a spoon for her.

A glint of stars seemed to flash in Li Huaqin's pale golden pupils as he picked up a spoon and began to eat Mapo Tofu.

Xu Feng watched with a smile in his eyes as Li Huaqin ate Mapo Tofu bite by bite.

At the same time, his left and right protectors also began to collect entrance fees from fake people who wanted to attend the banquet.

The lunch break passed quickly. Xu Feng had originally thought that Zhao Hu and Li Cheng would only charge around 500,000 yuan for the entrance fee.

The two of them ended up collecting a million ghost coins, which gave Xu Feng quite a fright.

In other words, a thousand fake people will be attending his banquet, which is already one-tenth of the entire fake people academy.

Thankfully, I caught twenty fake fish and five Ganges River specialties last night, otherwise I really wouldn't have had enough materials.

Looks like we'll have to step up our efforts tonight. At the very least, we need to catch at least a hundred fake fish as backup ingredients.

"My lover and vice president, your Mapo Tofu is delicious, and I like you even more now."

Li Huaqin's lifeless, melodious voice inexplicably carried a hint of emotion, but Xu Feng still noticed it accurately.

This is a uniquely human emotion: love.

Li Huaqin left two thousand ghost coins and then departed.

Xu Feng looked at the bundles of strange coins laid out on the table.

Is this one million ghost coins?

Converted to Chinese Yuan, it's just a small goal?

It's not as difficult as I imagined, is it?

The fake people around them all looked at the bundles of strange coins on the table with longing expressions.

If it weren't for the infamous reputation of the Bloody Gentlemen, they would have already rushed in and robbed them.

Xu Feng, in a very generous manner, directly pulled out two bundles of strange coins and threw them at Li Cheng and Zhao Hu respectively.

Xu Feng's fingertips condensed, and the faint light of the Chosen One Space vanished in an instant, instantly collecting all the scattered strange coins.

He immediately picked up the bottle of Ganges holy water, his face displaying just the right amount of ecstasy, and tilted his head back as if to gulp down a large mouthful.

No one knew that although the bottles were exactly the same, they contained only the clean mineral water that he had prepared beforehand.

He had previously seized a bottle of genuine holy water, and finding an identical bottle would be a piece of cake for him.

In the shadows of a corner of the cafeteria, a spying gaze caught sight of this scene, immediately darted out of the cafeteria, and disappeared in no time.

Xu Feng chuckled, raised his hand and patted Zhao Hu and Li Cheng on the shoulder, his tone relaxed:

"You two go back to the dorm and rest first. We'll be busy preparing for the dinner this afternoon."

Upon hearing this, the two grinned and called out "Dad!" before quickly darting back to their dormitory. They needed to find a secluded spot to hide the ghost coins.

Neither of them had the wealth of Xu Feng, a pseudo-captain.

Lacking both spatial artifacts and a strong foundation, in their eyes, it was perfectly normal for Xu Feng to possess spatial artifacts, as it was standard equipment for a superior pseudo-human.

After the two had walked away, Xu Feng stopped smiling and stepped out of the cafeteria alone.

He deliberately hunched his back, his steps unsteady and shaky, pretending to be weak and unwell after drinking the holy water, and slowly made his way back to the dormitory.

Before they had gone a hundred meters, the surrounding air suddenly became still, and a dozen dark figures moved with almost silent steps.

They quietly surrounded him from behind the trees and around the corner of the stairwell, completely blocking his way.

Xu Feng's lips curled up almost imperceptibly, and a cold glint flashed in his eyes.

They're here, they really are here.

Meeting the greed and malice in the eyes of the crowd, a smile that was both exquisitely elegant and chillingly cruel slowly bloomed on his face:

"How interesting, the prey has actually come to us on its own."