The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Then, Xu Feng dragged the fake fat man away, completely bewildered.

The room check quickly led to my room, 404.

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng lay obediently on the bed. Xu Feng walked over and patted them on the shoulders, saying:

"You two don't really need to follow the rules so strictly, otherwise what's the point of me being a disciplinary committee member?"

Then, Xu Feng and Li Huaqin left dormitory 404 together.

The subsequent room check went very smoothly, because even the unruly Indian had become well-behaved after the previous screams.

After checking the dorm rooms, Xu Feng looked at Li Huaqin, who had a blank expression on his face, and said:

"My lovely lover, would you like me to take you to the girls' dormitory?"

"Okay." Li Huaqin nodded.

The two walked through the fake human academy, where even the lights were dim under the cover of night.

It was as if countless eyes were lurking in the darkness, watching Xu Feng, making him feel uneasy.

However, Li Huaqin's lifeless, cute little face showed no sign of anything amiss, as if she had already gotten used to it.

Perhaps it's because he's a fake!

Xu Feng escorted Li Huaqin to the entrance of the girls' dormitory, patted her head, and then returned to his own dormitory.

"Elegant Bro, how was your first dorm check?" Zhao Hu chuckled and sat up from his bed.

Xu Feng said with an elegant yet cruel smile:

"It felt pretty good. During the dorm check, I even found a few cunning prey, which I dealt with."

Li Cheng couldn't help but say with a hint of helplessness:

"Brother Feng, you're too cruel. The screams of those prey could be heard throughout the entire dormitory building. It scared all the students in the building into behaving much more quietly."

"I really hope you can get rid of this cruel habit, otherwise you may never graduate."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng, with both his Mads Mikkelsen and his own personality acting up simultaneously, excitedly exclaimed:

"Graduation? Why do I have to graduate? The ingredients at this pseudo-human academy are so delicious. I love it here. I wish I could stay here forever."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Hu and Li Cheng were both speechless. Nobody likes going to school, including the fake humans. They were afraid that they wouldn't be able to graduate and enter human society.

Xu Feng, on the other hand, seems to want to stay here forever; he's a real oddball.

Xu Feng wanted to stay here because there were still so many delicious monsters in the academy waiting for him to cook!

At the same time, a notification sound came to his ear:

"You killed 2 fake humans and gained 2 experience points."

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow. It seemed that even a fake human couldn't withstand being turned into Shang Yang and frozen in a cold storage overnight.

Even the strongest organisms can't withstand being frozen in a cold storage for so long!

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Meanwhile, the live stream room was also bustling with activity.

Ming Sao Yi Duo (Hua): "666, other disciplinary committee members really check dorms, but my elegant brother checks dorms like he's picking out ingredients. If he doesn't like someone, he just says, 'You cunning human dares to pretend to be a fake human,' and drags him away. It's hilarious."

Hidden construction is hard to defend against (Hua): "Six hundred and sixty-six, the other players are still struggling desperately in the dungeon, wishing that the thirty days would pass quickly, and my elegant brother even wished he could stay in the dungeon for a longer time."

Past Events (Hua): "To be fair, that fake school beauty president is really good-looking. I never thought my elegant brother would be playing around in the fake academy."

The yandere loli Lu Aotian (Hua): "That damned mistress, how dare she seduce my man! I'll take a wood-chopping knife and finely chop that vixen into mincemeat!"

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The next day.

Xu Feng and his two roommates went to school for classes.

Teacher Yan Wang, still dressed in his usual tasteless manner, walked into the classroom.

"I am your social behavior teacher and also your homeroom teacher."

"Today's lesson is a basic disguise course. After entering human society, how to disguise ourselves as a better human is a compulsory course for every fake person."

Xu Feng was slightly taken aback. He thought the first class would be something exciting, like a food appreciation class or anatomy class. He didn't expect it to be a basic camouflage class.

Immediately, images began to play on the classroom projector, and Teacher Yan began to explain what kinds of expressions humans use in different situations.

Xu Feng glanced at the monkey's seat. It seemed that the monkey's disappearance hadn't bothered these hypocrites. It seemed that what those Indians said last night was right.

The pseudo-humans are indeed not very bright; they haven't found such a large person who has gone missing yet.

At this moment, the fat guy from the next dorm spoke up:

"Why go through all that trouble? Just catch the prey and eat it."

This fat man was the fake person Zhao Hu and the others had mentioned who was very wealthy, and he was also one of the fake people who attended Xu Feng's banquet last night.

Teacher Yan Wang still wore an incredibly eerie smile on his face, and said calmly:

"Foolish. These skills are essential if you want to survive longer in human society without being discovered. After all, there are weapons in human society that can pose a life-threatening threat to us!"

"Do you want to eat one or two prey and then be discovered and killed, or do you want to keep killing prey without anyone noticing?"

"Do you reckless fools want to be eliminated like prey? You can't even tell the difference between a full meal and a regular meal, yet you want to graduate from academy and enter human society? You might as well extend your studies for the rest of your life!"

Then, Teacher Yan scanned the students in the room:

"Class question: If you run into friends outside, what emotions should you display to be reasonable, and what should you discuss with them to avoid arousing suspicion? Fatty, you answer!"

The one whose name was called was the fat guy from the next dorm.

The fat man was clearly stumped by the question, and stammered as he answered:

"Greet...smile...and then...and then show happiness..."

The fat man spoke haltingly and in a very soft voice, so much so that even Xu Feng could hardly hear him.

A cruel smile appeared on Teacher Yan's face. He took the ruler and stepped down from the podium. The ruler whistled through the air and smashed the fat man's head open.

Red and white brain matter splattered all over the faces of the surrounding dummy figures.

Teacher Yan Wang still wore a strange smile on his face and said:

"You don't know this? You've entered the Pseudo-Human Academy and you still don't know? You don't even know the most basic common sense about prey. How are you going to integrate into human society in the future?"

The brutal scene terrified the entire class, leaving them speechless. Only Xu Feng felt it was still lacking.

He stuck out his tongue and licked the grotesque brain matter that had splattered on his face.

Driven by his personality, Xu Feng immediately wore an expression of ecstasy.

At this moment, not only the humans lurking in the classroom were in despair, but even the fake people were in despair as they looked at Yan Wang and Xu Feng, who had cruel and ecstatic expressions respectively!

Two elite fakes in one classroom, how the hell are you supposed to play this?